Canadian Hate Thread

Can we get a thread making fun of Canadians. I have noticed they have been really outspoken on this board lately. Attacking Americans. DESU I don't get what's so good about Canada.

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I gotta say the fuckleaf faggots you guys encounter on here are from the east and big cities, they're all liberal cocksuckers. True Canadians are just like Americans with the same lifestyle and values. We don't live in urban sprawls and we fucking hate Muslims and liberals.

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True. But your military is weak. What's up with that? We spend a lot of money on Canada here in the USA.

Yes it is, it's very top heavy and mired in redundant bureaucracy. In WW2 Canada had three generals commanding around two million troops. When I left the army in 2015, there were 250 generals and only 60,000 troops of which only 5,000 were combat trades. Having liberals in power federally never helps either lol

That sucks dude. I'm sorry.

I honestly believe our politicians just assume everyone else will come to our defense in a conflict.

The reaction to the Saudi shit last year should have been a wake up call.

A buddy in my platoon did a training exercise in Canada high up north with the Leaf army

Said they were great dudes but would smoke weed after the duty day and didn't train their grunts on tactics intensely

Canada is the greatest country in the world. smoking my state-mandated dude weed as we speak. stay mad mutts

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Yeah, what's up with that. What will you do in a real attack?

Nobody's mad you seething bitch.

>reeee canada hate thread fuck leafs day of rake reeee wah wah wah
>nobody's mad
wew lad

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I'm just tired of your BS here on Jow Forums...

Canada has millions of firearms owners with tens of millions of firearms. We used to have nuclear missiles and an expansive anti ballistic missile program until the 80's.

The situation here isn't as bad as Jow Forums makes it seem, though we are definitely extremely cucked politically and in urban areas. Outside of urban areas there are only whites and natives, and there is the same culture of owning property, firearms, freedom etc. that has made the USA the greatest country on earth (until it's ongoing downfall).

>getting this buttblasted
>wondering why we continue
never gonna make it

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>We used to have nuclear missiles
>Canada has not officially maintained and possessed weapons of mass destruction since 1984

Seeth more, faggot.

I would never want to live in Canada. Fuck out of here.

nobody said you did. freudian slip maybe? it's okay we don't want you here anyway Canada is a white country no goblinos allowed

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>Canada is White
>Ontario is 71.7% white, 25.9% are visible minority groups

Try again, faggot.

I worked in the US for 20 years
So i fucked a lot of you sisters,cousins and maybe mothers
Every time i see a canada hate thread i think about this,so i can't really be mad
Wanna know how to to fuck a mutt sister?
Lean french.. boom done, that's it ahahahahahahah
Maybe i have a child that i don't know about..OP is that you?

t. 56%

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Sounds like you're a pedophile.

>Can we get a thread making fun of Canadians.
Why, did they bang out your sister? Leave the leafs be, they are an essential part of this ecosystem.

It's America you fucking retard. We have a larger population than you do.

Yea I know weed is legal up here now but soldiers smoking, even on their own time just doesn't seem like a good idea. What if the shit hit the fan? Even if was just a disaster like a flood or something, those guys are useless for what, a day? When they are needed in two hours, you know?

I got to go down to California in 2014 a company of our guys were training with the marines. I didn't get to interact much with the marines but the handful I met were all good guys.

What do they contribue?

>what the fuck is per capita
american ejewcation, everyone

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Hate on America some more you seething faggot.

Just remember, we pretty much fund you entire country.

awe I'm sorry cuck I thought you could handle the banter. maybe you should go back 2 reddit for a while and ease your way up

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That's what I said imbecile, that we "used to" have nuclear missiles until the 80's.

Bantz

No it doesn't,stop trying to recruit for your CP discord john

Salut les boys

>Canada is a white country

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The Virgin POTUS vs the Chadnadian

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Don't listen to this faggot, snowbacks is good people.

seeth some more jew.

the virgin cherry picked meme vs the chad candid footage

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The whole "first family"... leafed.

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What's the American "white" man doing thought?...

Oh....

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at least it wasn't some average old garden variety run-of-the-mill american family

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hilarious that you think you have any defense, or even matter.

Americas Top Hat niggers.

Hows that Canadian Housing market? still run by the Chinese?

What part of America are you in? I doubt this is even America you retard. You've never been to the USA I take it.

Trollfag.

>cherry picked

like what leafs do to kids under 3...

mm your pain and envy are delicious.

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We need to annex I mean liberate them already from tyranny

>american
>calling anybody else a nigger

>What part of America are you in?
It's literally the Mall of America you retarded ogro. I live deep innawoods in Canada

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Damn straight. I never understood why people hate us.
Then I moved to Vancouver.

lmao this level of cope

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We'll get you fucking burgers. Just wait.

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>using the smallest most remote division of our entire military as an example
you're right, those Inuits should be more like your based marines

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canadian humor, eh hoser?

lame as shit. made me frown because feels bad man.

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Canada is the best country in the world

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Thought I would find leaf meme
just a bunch of fags fighting

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>Canada is the best country in the world

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no juxtaposition or photoshop required

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SOMEONE PLEASE NUKE TORONTO, WAY TO MANY FUCKING SAND NIGGERS AND CHINKS

Wtf. What is that from?

Canada is a White Country
>Toronto is full of Nigs and Chinks

Pick one.

American GLADiator

I've never seen a part of America look like that. Even if that was the case I'm sure you'll see the same thing in any major city in Canada.

Its the white liberals that are the cancer

I vote that Toronto be kicked out of Canada

>I've never seen a part of America look like that
That would require leaving the basement once

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Says the faggot from a country with a small GDP.

Fuck out of here cancer.

Lmao quote on quote American "people" are really stupid

>We have a larger population than you do.
>a country with a small GDP.
lol

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With all of that land you can populate more people?

Try again Candafag.

>Landlet wants high population density
Couldn't hear you over my hundreds of acres of property

>advocating for immigration
shiggy

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Fun fact: there are more whites in Canada than in the US.

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No, I'm saying if it's so White and Pure up there according to why can't you grow your population?

Is it because your country has no real leadership, has no real economy and you lack a real military?

Despite the fact we fund your country.

cfs.leaks.imback

BOG here i am sooo fucking depressed i did all i could hoping to get canadians to stand up for the group home kids but too many people are less then human...

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Do you really think your owners give out money for free? It's no surprise the orange idiot became the president of your country.

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test

>leadership
Canadians are strong alpha individuals and don't require a centralized autarch unlike perma-orbiter amerimutts
>economy
money is not a metric of importance to anyone but a jew
>military
your military exists primarily as an implement of zionism and you also protect us for free so looks like alas the leaf gets the last laff again

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i got cfs jews kiking me on all angles

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Not for long...

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i hate my country also pol was always right

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There's 2 million illegals coming into your country this year PLUS tens of millions of L E G A L immigrants.

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someobe connect to cfs has a pedobear meme proudly on his fb

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>Canadians are strong independent Black Women that don't need a Mans.

Nigger, is that why you all have this strange obsession with French culture and heritage?

>Money is not a metric of importance.

Yes it is. In a Capitalist society where money equals power.

Your military exists primarily to implement zionism.

Funny. You don't know shit about the US military bitch. You wouldn't last a day in our boot camps. Let alone understand the geo political nature of our military's dominance over the world. To protect your ass.

Yeah, we give you money for nothing. We get nothing from Canada.

i had a ton of police hunt me down and removed all stars with memes and reputaion...

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lol now that's the reaction I was looking for. so much for not being mad eh

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>You wouldn't last a day in our boot camps.
So what happened with rice farmers then?

Nice counter argument. You don't have one.

Another Canadian troll...

>Yes it is. In a Capitalist society where money equals power.
print money = infinite power

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So you're calling the US weak for Vietnam? Maybe if you helped a little bit more we wouldn't have lost. Canada always backs out when the going gets tough or opts in too late.

this woman marion willis is a pedo shill who runs morberg house the only homeless shelter thats just for men. this is to protect the pedophiles

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That's called inflation. Look at pre Nazi Germany.

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