ITT show respect to gargantuan new Norwegian navy ship
KNM Maud
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ITT show respect to gargantuan new Norwegian navy ship
Parker Morris
Jayden Walker
That's barely 150 meters long.
Aiden Smith
Wake me up when somebody builds Arsenal Gear
Noah Lee
what does it even do
an arleigh burke is larger
Tyler Howard
t. navy fag
William Mitchell
That thing looks pathetic.
John Carter
how long til a woman sinks it?
Connor Green
>replenishment oiler
not your finest work, norgey
Bentley Thompson
>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
Colton Kelly
It's a replenishment ship so Norway can stay at sea for 4 days.
Brayden Roberts
you gonna fuckin crash it?
Mason Powell
What's it do, strategically? Drift around bitching at people, handing out pamphlets about wind power and shit? Go to fetch pizzas and donuts for Anders Brevik in his country club prison? Norway was a mistake
Bentley Williams
They'll abandon ship at the first sight of a rock near or far.
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Oliver Long
What's sunken may never sink
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Lucas Diaz
How's your flu recovery going? can tell by your syntax and prose you're the Norwegian I talked to earlier who didn't go to a Taco Party because of your flu.
Robert Flores
Lol, what?
In Norway we never skip a taco party. No matter what.
Mason Torres
It's an enrichment ship so Norway can import more dindus and hajis.
Aiden Long
Hmm, there was a tread earlier where a Norbro had a bad flu and was sitting at home and I asked why he wasn't at a Taco Party and he said he was too sick.
Your Grammar and Prose is identical to his.
If he didn't Taco Party, he must have been a swishy Oslo denizen. Someone from Trondheim would have powered through.
Justin Kelly
Only if it's females in charge of the ship.
Aiden Ramirez
my god I am fapping right now, that's the most sexy whaling vessel I've ever seen
it can just pick up blues just like that
Brandon Edwards
Smuggla mig in i ditt land och lätta med en jordanisk qt som jag vet
Nathaniel Hall
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have you seen these ones before the skjold class they are called, you don't even fucking hear them.
I live just by the river, and big boats come up here all the time to deliver and pick up chemicals at this plant here, and then you always hear them
>tug tug tug tug
but then these bastard showed up, no fucking chance man, you don't hear shit. If I haven't sat on my porch watching the river I would never even noticed them
smooth as fuck, no sound
Caleb Ross
he must be a foreigner then, no norwegian would ever miss a taco party, not even if he had the plague
Gavin White
looks like a fishing boat lmao
Kayden Miller
with all due respect norbro, whats a taco party?
Gabriel Myers
Norwegians are required by law to eat Tacos on Friday or face a fine or 30 days in jail.
Jordan Bennett
Will she marry me?
Done deal then.
Owen Martin
they have tacos and there is beer
we really like tacos hee
I don't think they jail you, but they should tbqh
and yes the spices are the same as you have in the us I think
Carson Campbell
you guys like tacos too?
what about taco bell?
Julian Flores
Eli Gonzalez
>what about taco bell?
no taco bell only old el paso, that's why you have to have parties
Brody Sanders
missed pic
Matthew Garcia
Ja
Based och redpilled
Justin Ortiz
wtf "vegetarian mix"
THESE GOD DAMN JEWS
THEY CAN'T EVEN LEAVE TACOS ALONE
Anthony Baker
I heard Anders Breivik got out and is on a boat headed toward it now.
William Lopez
>gargantuan
lmao
Gavin Lopez
you haven’t had tacos until you eat americanized taco bell tacos
come over here sometime and we’ll set you up nordbro
Juan Allen
It's for the Canadians.
Jaxson Wright
I actually have current family in florida, but I have just never gone. yes on top of that all typical lit my family lives in north dakota and minnesota. I haven't seen any of them since I was little kid, it's like too far out now. my grand parents had contact and they came here when I was a small kid. they spoke broken norwegian, norwegian with an american accent, so I thought that was american.... we went out after wards and played cowboys and indians and I convincend all the other kids that I spoke american, you just do this, you just speak broken norwegian with american accent
and at school I went to my teacher, no that's not how you into. I know this because they came here and visited us
>OMG WTF I KNOW AMERICAN NOW
kids man... I fucking love them
Tyler Garcia
holy shit
hello fellow florida bro
floridas bretty gud
what part do they live in?
Joseph Lee
>I am
no that is wrong teacher it goes
Jai aarr
Brody Sullivan
orlando, pretty comfy there too
but there are aligators there though, who always try to steal your fish
Ayden Lewis
some of them live further in the us though, kenny in las vegas, he was pretty funny guy, but he gassed him self. I hardly knew him though, still tragic I think the casino jews got to him
Matthew Torres
no way
ill have to keep an eye out for them here
do ya have a discord or something user
Carter Robinson
Hunter Flores
is that a fishing boat?
Mason Phillips
way too paranoid for that user, and it's btw two us it's me and my cousin here, he has been there many times though
and he just goes and gorges on all your burgershop shits I am not kidding, when he goes there you will lit not get this nigger away from wendy's or Kentucky fried chickedn
Austin Turner
No that is a military whaling vessel user, prepared for the coming war against the whales
Ethan Davis
The UK ordered two of these too (maybe slightly larger)
Daniel Myers
do you guys even have glowniggers to be scared about?
your cousin probably eats at shakeshake
tell him to eat at pig floyd’s BBQ in winterpark, its phenomenal
Gavin Moore
but what I wonder about, what do you do when you get an aligator on your fishing line?
do you use the but end of your knife to club it? or what do you do? I never got a cler answer out of my relatives there..
but my cousin went fishing swordfish though, my god.....he never got any. that is the most beutiful fish in the world, and what norwegians dream off
John Butler
Lol that thing's cute. It looks like a buoy tender.
Grayson Allen
>do you guys even have glowniggers to be scared about?
cold war user, we're used to them here
Jeremiah Rodriguez
you can carry a gun here and use it to hunt anything in season i believe
i live near the coast and its very beautiful
theres pockets of whites and jews surrounded by mutt latins
Hudson Parker
not even kidding, while you in the us would go
>REEEEE FSB RUSSIANS RUSSIANS RUSSIANS
we would just go here, meh, so he tried to do what? trying to steal our fish? what is really new. and if you didn't know during the cold war, norway was a super power within spying... not today though, I can ensure you russia, we only care about the fish
William Howard
Kevin Ramirez
it sounds and looks super comfy there, I hope one day I will go, she is getting old now so I really need to go. but this assange shit and everything is making me very vary
Nolan Howard
but user, you have to go out there right to get swordfish? they don't come to land?
Nolan Hughes
please don’t group all americans together norbro
most of us don’t believe in that russian meddling in election shit
most white americans are actually israel first boomers
what do you guys think about americans?
Noah Rivera
>please don’t group all americans together norbro
we don't user, and what esp FSB should notice of this(mossad already painfully knows), we're not stupid, we just play stupid all the time, this is how we bait you
Wyatt Perry
Doubt it is more comfy than Norway
Your country seems like heaven on Earth to me, I'm not even going there for salaries and welfare
Logan Bailey
kek
of course they don’t walk right on to the beach
you use something like this and get sunburnt all day with beer
Angel Jones
ah, its hard to tell these days
Grayson Cooper
>Your country seems like heaven on Earth to me
omg you run away from this frozen shithole mountain, who in their right mind would ever coming here voluntarily. user half the population and more ran off to the us and argentinia when they had the chance. dude I would rather come to your country where it is warm and comfy
Colton Cooper
>this and get sunburnt all day with beer
this sounds like heaven to me
who the fuck would by free will come to this frozen shithole
Daniel White
Maybe I really like cold?
Anthony Russell
youll have to come over someday and go out on one of our boats user
its a very nice place if you have money
even if youre poor the oceans free and the fast food is cheap and artery-clogging
Isaiah Johnson
and if you are serious and want to come
there is so many obstacles for you to get over
look here the first one, you need to prove your manhood, basically for us to accept you, that involves fighting user. that is the only way you can get to us guys here, no it doesn't matter if you loose or not, you just need to show us you have balls. then we might gradually accept you
so basically hit town, find the biggest jotun you can find, and drag him into a fight
Nicholas Moore
You will freeze
I will get a warm Jordanian QT
That was the deal right?
Nicholas Ross
Of course I'm serious, Faggot
Fistfight or are axes included?
Jackson Allen
can you bribe your way in?
are the girls there any good?
Elijah Taylor
I don't got any frens from jordan but I got two marokko and one from palestine
Jason Lee
That's what your mom said last night
Lucas Stewart
Yes
Pick one
Josiah Reyes
Jordanians are mostly palastinians or have a palastinian parent
We are the same really
Morr*cons on the other hand..
Hudson Watson
dibs on top right but without makeup
heres your american girl
Lucas Diaz
muh... dick... rises
Dominic Jenkins
>are the girls there any good?
we're even more tribalistic than jews user, you think norway is just one nation. no it's many tribes.
look I can this place, I will never get any girls there and they will beat the shit out of me for even trying. is very tribal, my tribe and this tribe are ok, and those ones esp on the westlands NO DICE. but the worst is actually across the lake if I go there, they will beat the shit out me or try at least.
again very tribal here
But if you come here, you will notice it's impossible to get to know people here, what you need to do is just to go out on the weekends when we are drinking, then you will know us
Parker Carter
will i fit in with light brown hair and green eyes
will i be treated like a movie star american johnny
Ian Anderson
I have a palestinian fren he is called samir, he is cool. But also and I am not kidding... hahaha. he has an uncle called ali.
so these guys were hanging out with us all the time before (he is a waitor at this resturant how we got to know him).
But uncle why do you have a picture of me, on the wall at the toilet. you go to the toilet, then there is a picture of me.
user, that is because I have trouble pooping but each time I see you, I poop
so we went wtf man HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
based uncle constipated ali
>dont worry nephew I will be fine
>I just have this picture of you to watch
>when I go pooping
my god sides lost I was lit on the floor
some one pls send help, my abs, my sides
Jacob Peterson
>no it's many tribes
In some ways. But that's the deal in all countries that's not the US.
It's very little "tribal" nowadays though. But only 50 years ago it was "fun" to fight with the neighbouring village. That's all almost completely gone now....
Luke Clark
>this lake grugg land
>grugg tribe best tribe
Easton Sullivan
I don't know user you aere from there, you stab people(a lie)
so are you going to stab people here then
I met this prejudice at the job, yes american negros this happens here. I was the best, but since I was from the most troublesome tribe, they went, you stab people?... and if I ever raised my voice(it's a southern tribe of faggots) omg he is going to stab everyone and blot us all to odin
....
Oliver Flores
Caleb Allen
noranon, you should touch up your english skills
Jordan Hall
user ég er mörg drukkin
Ayden Thomas
Where's the guns, senpai? I've seen bigger yachts in the Puget Sound.
Connor Perry
There's something with Arabs on green eyes
I have green ones and keep getting rape threats
Based Arab uncle
Leo Diaz
can you understnd this:
youtu.be
Kayden Moore
>mjög
see
Owen Williams
hvorfor er du surfer Jow Forums full?
Nicholas Taylor
uncle why do you have a picture of me in the toilet?
samir, it is because each time I see you I need to poop
we guys fell at the floor and laughing, while he stood there, that is not funny uncle
Isaac Murphy
yes and unlike pol's popular jewish opinion, these arabs are our frens
Aiden Gutierrez
Are you sure they don't wear contact lenses? Doesn't matter though. I'd still let them ride my nose (holy shit fap tiiiiime)
Charles Gonzalez
Based
Arabs are completely fine until they start talking about Isl*m
It's the pakis and Sub-Saharan Africans you need to worry about
Green eyes aren't thy rare here
And it's prett clear they aren't wearing lenses
Benjamin Gray
you anons are a bunch of drunk faggots but you’re alright in my books
i hope to meet you again someday
Jack Harris
>pakis
REEEEEEE
we have utilized our trains to kill pakis pic related
Benjamin Davis
maybe oneday when the glow in the darks are not this much up in our anus, we will meet, who can tell what the world brings
Juan Campbell
maybe so user, maybe so
i’ll always be here
Eli Butler
God bless
Keep going Norwegian anons