I am so pissed! You Isreali Jews made Albert Einstein cry in his grave with Moon fail landing!

Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity helped create modern man going into space and the cell phone. He escaped Nazi persecution and self-enlightenment Jewish pacifism to help create the atom bomb in the Manhattan Project to defeat the Nazis and OUR FREEDOM.

OK, we know the Israelis created a city in the desert, antisemitism over the centuries created no growth of Jewish growth, but come on!

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My bad, to defeat the Japs in Japan.

it was those damn women drivers

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Hahaha, you know Hebrew scripture says women are second to man. I love anonymous.

But still., I an crying and laughing at the same time.

I only thing i loved about Hitler was a private tour of Paris France. I an jealous. I want to see the art of France too.

>Biological fitness, also called Darwinian fitness, means the ability to survive to reproductive age, find a mate, and produce offspring. Basically, the more offspring an organism produces during its lifetime, the greater its biological fitness.
Einstein: famously intelligent; had a biological fitness rating of ZERO. Thanks fucker, for taking the big brain with you to your grave.

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>Einstein's Theory of Relativity helped create modern man going into space and the cell phone. He escaped Nazi persecution and self-enlightenment Jewish pacifism to help create the atom bomb in the Manhattan Project to defeat the Nazis and OUR FREEDOM.
Literally none of this is true

>Albert Einstein's
>Theory of Relativity

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That kike had no hand in the creation of the Manhattan project.
This is nothing but a fucking myth.

Finding your cousin or second cousin sexual is part of Darwinism too. Also, pussy wasnt't a given in Einstein years, hell it isn't a given now. That is the theory of pussy relativity as a whole.

Yes it is, get out the house, and know basic history. My dad is hippy generation liberal asshole, and he knows basic history.,

I am part of you 4channers. I helped to write history with getting Trump elected, but rewriting history as a whole.. Come on.

He was not involved directly in the Manhattan project, you deluded WeWuzzing merchant.

How far do you people online want to go back on history? Flat earthers are pretty relevant now. Columbus is laughing too. Every time i look at my International Space app feed i go wow.

Yes, he was. E-Mc2 was part of the Manhattan Project.

>create modern man going into space
>what is Werner fon Braun

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Yes, yes, keep worshiping that Jewish dick, goy. Einstein contributed SO MUCH to science, like how, if you move 20 million times faster that you'll become light! Haha! What amazing science! Someone put this genius into Jewish textbooks for 50 years! Surely someone will come up with a useful application for this fact in the next century!

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From Google.

In 1905, as part of his Special Theory of Relativity, he made the intriguing point that a large amount of energy could be released from a small amount of matter. This was expressed by the equation E=mc2 (energy = mass times the speed of light squared). The atomic bomb would clearly illustrate this principle.

>Einstein contributed SO MUCH to science
The thing is..
He didn't!
He is one of the MOST overrated scientists in modern fucking history.
Even Tesla fucking hated him.

My OP post makes more sense than you posters know. I will re-post this thread again with no Jewish hate, but making fun of the fact Jews failed going into space and landing on the moon. Serious, if Jow Forums wants to change., We need to not be antisemitic and racist. Yes, I love your racism and antisemitism too. I am a 4channer. We need to point out facts and truths too. Then, you are no better than a person for their own people. A nazi.

yeah yeah, go back to spamming that picture of a burning donut now

Then what good did Jew Einstein do then? YOU are missing the point of my thread. My comic genius is underrated then.

>E=MC^2
>E=WC
>C=EW
>JEW

you have to go back

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God I love being American, and know you. Thank you.

einstein was a fraud
couldn't do math
ripped off poincare

You Russians stole every government secret before and after the cold war. Now the Americans have to deal with Burevestnik nuclear powered missiles that can have nuclear war heads. Now you are a superpower. We Americans just dont know.

BUT I KNOW!

SUCK MY AMERICAN COCK AND RAPE YOU PRETTY RUSSIAN WOMEN.

Einstein was pretty based

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>He thinks they actually crashed something

I too, like getting the secrets to life from bronze age desert dwellers.

I fucking loved his anti-Asian rants, Lol.

the jew fears the dragon.
also, friendly reminder that einstein has been the only jewish great scientist. their second best one is bohr who was only half kike. everything else is scientific legwork, whose reputation has been bouman-tier blown up

in 1938 albert einstein farted on my hamster, and said eureka.
make no mistake this man his a monster

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