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morning lads
morning sconner
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>3:42
>what it looks like when I bosh a line of pure flake, pull up to brit/pol/ and start styling on Keanecels
Quiet thread this morning isn't it?
dosnt that tubby nonce sleep?
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>I have got to change my ways
>Because I'm losing my mind
>I have got to stop drinking
>Because I'm dying inside
Sargon has only gone a d became my UKIP MEP candidate , how are all you based brizzlebois voting? Not Sure if I can voluntarily vote in a cuck
why do you envy based Sargon for his centrist sagacity?
It's worth it just to see him talk to Verhofstadt.
Mediocre, if I'm being generous.
why are you so intimidated by 70s doom metal you pitiful Keanecel?
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>t. sconner
>mfw mummy brings me a piping hot Horlick's while I'm listening to the latest Keane album
Better, but still shit sounding, anything with a production value greater than 3/10?
Also, what is a keane?
why are you so intimidated by raw guitar tones?
why are you still pretending you don't listen to Keane?
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>So you be forewarned
>Cause I'm styling on Keanecels
>When I catch ya
>Lord I'm never gonna let brit/pol/ go!
Literally nothing over 10k.
what's that nerd shit supposed to mean you sconner?
Its cold and grey outside.
I'm not sure if I can get it done by the time I go there
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>t. intimidated Keanecel
It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere
They should smear the walls with a ganash in tribute.
What is that shit, some fat fuck and his mediocre session musicians. Lol
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>Sometimes I need the fuel I drain from you
>That lasting dose turns cold and blue
>I've died before so many times
>In time reborn, in time I'll find
>That everlasting glow that blinds my view
>My apathy turns thru and thru
>This war inside has drained my will
>Those things I've done were overkill
>I've felt the pain of a brutal war
>I feel the pain of a lasting war
ave a line Keanecels
>Keanecel intimidated by based Crowbar
lmfao you're pitiful you sconner
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>t. boomer who can't into digital audio
Why are you so intimidated by sample rates over 22.5kHz?
Its scunner you fucking div .
>t.
maybe it is on whatever Keane fan forum you hang out on lad
.
Sconner ... you're a posh scone eater.
I say Jeremy, pass the scones around..
Based Kirk has done such numbers on the Keanecels ITT
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why do you envy me for eating scones you sconner?
Middle aged fat bloke with a fake Sg..
Scones are terrific that is why.
...
And yet he's boshed more sniff, sank more tinnies and shagged more birds than you ever have or will
pretty sad lmao
freebased and cocainepilled
If you like that sort of thing, that's the sort of thing you like.
>pretty sad
Yh let's be honest though m8, your LARP is meaningless if you still think it means anything. I mean, it's you.... after all this time you must realise that everything turns to pity.
>no argument
I win
You listen to Keane
>t. Horlicks-quaffing LARPcel
>GOOD MORNING
You need help m8. There is 100% something wrong with you.
why? because I take cocaine?
lmao you envious sconner
Get help m8. There's something wrong with you. Even if it's just like an extreme case of ADHD.
>t. envious sconner
I think they are referring to the fact that you must be clearly mentally ill to get any enjoyment from repeating the same phrases 24/7, at the very little. It's not normal... its not really human desu. You probably do need help.
A truism needs no argument.
I have never listened to Keane, instead I listen to crows and seagulls
but what does that even mean. I don't understand why you won't get help.
Brit/pol/'s going to be utter dogshit for the next six months, isn't it?
get some help m8. surely you must've known it was going to come to this? don't be surprised when the only (you)s you get here from now on are people telling you to get help.
sounds like you're a Keanecel t b h lad
>t. Keanecel
I don't need help getting hold of cocaine I've got plenty?
why are you so envious of me?
get help
it is if the Keanecels keep crying about me taking coke
It's still too cold to take the bike out lads, I'm getting antsy.
why are you pretending you own a bike you LARPcel?
I had to ride my old motorcycle to work in all weathers before I got car test done.
Its warm in the sun.
>You like Metallica? Their early work was a little too thrash for my taste. But when St. Anger came out in 03, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. They've been compared to Megadeth, but I think Metallica has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '03, Metallica released St. Anger, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Frantic". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of sniff and the importance of tinnies. It's also a personal statement about the band itself
you don't even own a pushbike
you've not left your house LARPcel
>Did you know that Metallica's 2003 LP, called St. Anger had 4 number one singles on it? Did you know that, Christie?
>[laughing] You actually listen to St. Anger? You own a post-Black Album CD? More than one?
>It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks, but "Some Kind Of Monster" is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation, dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves. Since, Elizabeth, it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message, crucial really. And it's beautifully stated on the album
>Do you like Wayne Static? I've been a big Static-X fan ever since the release of their 1999 album, Wisconsin Death Trip. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Wisconsin Death Trip where Wayne Static's presence became more apparent. I think Push It was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Wayne, Campos and Eisen. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to I'm With Stupid. In this song, Wayne Static addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Bled For Days is the most moving nu-metal song of the 1990s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Wayne Static's solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like Pighammer and Assassins of Youth. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Wayne works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sweat of the Bud, a great, great song, a personal favorite
*gets elected to the European parliament*
Gonna be funny seeing his working-class style rants in front of all those EU bureaucrats.
But it's no fun with a full face helmet.
You've convinced me...
Have a nice time lad
Was on a huge ride out with the MAG in the mid 90s , it was a custom to ride without lids on their rides, over 60mph my eyes watered like mad.
you have to vote for him c'mon.
Keane is total shit
Cocaine is total shit
Tins off lager are total shit
Do you ever get tired of consuming crap efriend?
I got a call from my boss over the radio.
"Can you come to the yard."
there was a toad...he was afraid to pick it up.
This guy is 6ft 5 tall and very wide, but afraid of a tiny amphibian ..
Inbtz mentally..
Anyone going to Brexit Party rally in Brum today? Do a livestream?
Brexit party mate.
sorry I don't speak sconner
sounds like a LARP t b h kid
Kia-Ora is too orangey for crows
Why are you giving him (you)s?
Dunno really..
why do you envy me for drinking Kia-Ora
why are you so envious of all my (You)s lmao
What can they do that UKIP can't?
It's just like even more vote splitting for red/blue to win again?
Because a crow finds it rather too orangey
Stop giving him (you)s cunt
just boshed a line lad
>t. Keanecel
Is Tommy trans-paki
Should British be banned from entry to Australia?
British tourist, 35, who 'bashed and choked another man, 59, and stole his phone' at Bondi Beach had been in Australia for less than 24 hours
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The alleged offender had only been in Australia for less than 24 hours
A 59-year-old man allegedly had his phone stolen throughout the violent assault
The UK National was arrested at the scene after beating his helpless victim
A British man has found himself in handcuffs less than 24 hours after arriving in Australia.
Police say the man violently attacked an older man near Bondi Beach in Sydney's east, leaving him seriously injured. He allegedly approached a 59-year-old man while he was walking down the street about 1.30am on Saturday, and assaulted and threatened him. The man attempted to flee from the enraged man, who continued to assault him and stole his mobile phone.
The attack was only stopped when a nearby onlooker called police after witnessing seeing the violent assault. The victim was treated by NSW Ambulance paramedics at the scene before being taken to St Vincent's Hospital in a serious but stable condition.
Mr Smith was arrested at the scene by Officers from Eastern Suburbs Police Area Command. He was taken to Waverley Police Station and charged with aggravated robbery with wounding/grievous bodily harm and choking a person intend to commit indictable offence. The man was refused bail and appeared in Parramatta Bail Court today.
It's just a bit of banter m8
Based
disgusting
stop envying me for drinking alone sniffing coke listening to sludge metal
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British is open ended nowadays, he could be some foreigner with British passport.
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>May on brink as party support PLUMMETS to lowest in YEARS - new poll
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>Campaigners raise fears over fresh Glasgow asylum seeker evictions after court ruling
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>My Brexit Party will give people the chance to change politics for good
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>Hammond plays down Brexit delay increasing chance of second vote
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>Newslinks for Saturday 13th April 2019
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>Theresa May could remain prime minister until new Brexit deadline in October, hints Philip Hammond
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>Conservatives and Labour continue talks
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>Trump Urged Homeland Security Official to Close Border Despite an Earlier Promise of a Delay
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>Former Tory leader outlines plan to SAVE Brexit that is sure to INFURIATE Brussels
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>Extreme weather is blamed for huge rise in farm animal deaths
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>History could have been very different had a grieving Angela Merkel not stepped in at the Brexit summit
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but that is where we send our criminals
Try your very best to deny the following:
>He would be a better PM than Theresa May
Mate, that's like saying a four inch hole in your head is better than a five inch one.
it's a pity he didn't win last election
>he couldn't bring himself to say it
every time.