AUS/POL/ SUNDAY EDITION

Evening lads.

>Australian election 2019: Shorten laughs off 'angry' headlines with direct appeal
theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/apr/14/australian-election-2019-shorten-laughs-off-angry-headlines-with-direct-appeal

>Joe Hildebrand: ScoMo goes into the Spider-Verse
news.com.au/news/joe-hildebrand-scomo-goes-into-the-spiderverse/news-story/21ef6ff19a74b0900d37ac520206c775

>Nick Xenophon and Christopher Pyne will be notable absentees this federal election
abc.net.au/news/2019-04-14/the-fixer-and-the-x-factor-will-be-missed-this-federal-election/10995310

>Federal election 2019: Matt Canavan bites into raw onion in Tony Abbott tribute
perthnow.com.au/politics/federal-election-2019/federal-election-2019-matt-canavan-bites-into-raw-onion-in-tony-abbott-tribute-ng-b881168541z

>Election 2019: regional Queensland torn over climate, coal and jobs
theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/apr/14/election-2019-regional-queensland-torn-over-climate-coal-and-jobs

>'He uncovered war crimes': Greens leader urges government to protect Julian Assange
baka.com.au/politics/federal/he-uncovered-war-crimes-greens-leader-urges-government-to-protect-julian-assange-20190414-p51dyj.html

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>fuck off we're fu--

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About fuckin time.
I'll be back after dinner.

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original is better

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I like the axe. It's a nice addition.

Morning! What's the good word?

It's noon cunt. Get in them doonas and get comfy.

but it's nothing without the sticky

Hi Felix.

Everyone puts pins on things now. It's nice to see some originality for a change.

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no mention of a gay club in Melbourne getting shot up?

those gun laws are really working

ring up and complain you will get a cheaper phonebill

take your originality and shove it
up your

asshole

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I watched the evening news today and there wasn't a single word about it

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>cunts getting stabbed is all good
>some cunt gets shot
>this is the fault of guns. Ban guns

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>Pyne not running
Imagine the amount of cock he will be sucking now he can focus on it full time.

...rries dressed like this to shit on the sidewalks of the information superhighway.

(Yes, I usually say 'footpaths' but he's a dumb seppo.)

g'day boys how was the weekend?

Why dont you ever archive your links first, you lazy bugger?

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Fuck they still have a stick up their ass over shooters and fishers getting votes huh

>ring up and complain you will get a cheaper phonebill
prepaid M8

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>..."spending more time with his 'family'."

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>He uncovered war crimes': Greens leader urges government to protect Julian Assange
Fuck, are the Greens the only ones sticking up for Assange? Jesus christ Shorten and Morrison are fucking cowards.

>Pozbourne
>guy gets a shot in the face at club called ' Love Machine'
>media didn't notice because figured it was just the usual poofterism

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Which of our pollies is going to be the first to openly suck israel's dick in the lead up to the election?

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Not to get into partisan politics as I don’t give a fuck about either major party, but what the fuck is wrong with the Libs to promote pooftas like him. I don’t even mean his dick sucking, just his all round retardation.

>>Nick Xenophon and Christopher Pyne will be notable absentees this federal election

Thank the heavens, Xenophon is much more suited to a musical career.

youtube.com/watch?v=G2K8jZfUpLc

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Asio so busy reading our shitposts that they still havent caught the 'hackers' who put gay porn on the Defence Minister's twatter account.

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> Xenophon is much more suited to a musical career.
Playing the flesh flute?

I don't even know if Shorten likes the kikes

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>Asio so busy reading our shitposts that they still havent caught the 'hackers' who put gay porn on the Defence Minister's twatter account.
"hackers"
Hahahahahahahahaha

Pyne will be playing with nuts.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=UR090bzOwyA

SA Libs and Labs have always been a secret club of private-schoolboy poofters.

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Of course he does

Pretty sure the commies side with Palestine... They're all about the chinks but

If people from his party are dropping out over comments like Mellissa's you can be sure some one was in their ear.

I bet Albanese pocketed the nuts.

Bullshit. They make noise to win the muzzi vote but globally now western left wing govt says boo to Israel once in power.

>I bet Albanese pocketed the nuts.
Like a chipmunk.
In his cheek pockets.

Sounds like a kike lover to me.
Pic related.

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Someone in the greens clearly didn't get the memo that Assange is now the bad guy.

Yep.

This. I guess that guy is operating on a double digit IQ.

I just dug this up from J wire.
Labor and israel.
Check the fuckin ads for extra laughs

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Yeah furry muff. What sort of communists do they think they are? They're doing it all wrong.

australia's first soi boi
youtu.be/EDzobD3uh3g?t=95

1:30

Which right wing meme has the greatest chance of actually pulling off some Senate seats?

your wife would be checked up on too when going for a job

youtube.com/watch?v=hK6JyRyCS9w

Im hoping Adam Goodes launches his political career. That would benefit the right greatly, especially in Victoria where the Coalition is on the nose.

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Takes too long. I used to but now I cbf

Fishers and shooters
Not sure I'd even call them a meme party though, or right wing per she except by clown world standards

*per se

>Playing the flesh flute
fucking hell user. I got a good gigle out of that

Fraser Anning won't get reelected sadly, despite all the pro-anning shills

He will, and all Auspol OP's should be shilling his website

conservativenationalparty.org/

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Despite all the free advertising the Muslim community are giving him,

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there's the cool kids, and everyone wants to be the cool kids, or not really but fuck that little hottie that is apart of them
their minds are impenetrable without mass media control
humans are a mass, a blob that is naturally enslaved to inertia like a fish is to water

Time for your Daily Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.

Time for another Reminder that Unchecked Migration is Generational Genocide.

Who gives a fuck about them? They make, what 1% of the population... They don't have any voting power.

Free advertising is free advertising.

Anning is going to see gains previously thought impossible.

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Bernardi perhaps?

Labor, nor Liberals, One Nation, nor even Clive Palmer will touch him. This election is going to be significantly harder for minor parties to win seats, let alone a political outcast like Fraser Anning.

He is out come May 19.

Nah, re-elected and electorate wins across Australia, screenshot this pos

With an attitude like that, you can fuck right off mate

>A study of a Swiss canton where compulsory voting was enforced found that compulsory voting significantly increased electoral support for leftist policy positions in referenda by up to 20 percentage points.[31] Another study found that the effects of universal turnout in the United States would likely be small in national elections, but that universal turnout could matter in close elections, such as the presidential elections of 2000 and 2004.[32] In the United States, Democrats would most likely fare better under universal voting (as nonvoters are generally more Democratic) but due to the dearth of close races in the United States, universal voting would change "very few election outcomes."[33] Research on compulsory voting in Australia found that it increased the vote shares and seat shares of the Australian Labor Party by 7 to 10 percentage points and led to greater pension spending at the national level.[34] While [weakly enforced] compulsory voting in Austria increased overall turnout by roughly 10 percentage points, there is "no evidence that this change in turnout affected government spending patterns (in levels or composition) or electoral outcomes."[35] A 2016 study finds that compulsory voting reduces the gender gap in electoral engagement in several ways.[36] A 2016 study of the Netherlands found that the abolition of compulsory voting increased the vote share of Dutch social democratic parties while reducing the vote share of "minor and extreme parties".[37]

Research suggests that higher rates of voter turnout lead to higher top tax rates.[38]

Didn't mean to not greentext that bottom part, whoops.

Holy shit found out I'm 25% Jewish what do I do now?

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I don’t Bernadi but fuck me he’s a useless cunt. When he split the landscape was right for a sensible Conservative party to easily get 10% of the vote and the cunt has done nothing with the party.

Suicide

I hope you're right and I'm wrong. But sadly I'm not.
Not meaning to be depressing or anything, but we should be realistic. What Australia needs right now is to grow some real articulate right-wing leaders. Go and have a listen to Fraser Anning give a speech, and he's "eh". Go and have a listen to Pauline Hanson give a speech, and she's "eh". While their idea's are very sound, they struggle to articulate them. What we need them to do, is form a Youth Wing and start growing our leaders to be confident and strong. Listen to a speech from one of the major parties (or even the Greens), they are all confident, clear and concise. They rarely get heated in an argument, rarely do they bumble and fumble. And they never, ever, would cry on national TV.

Listen to Scott Morrison's first speech for fuck sake, clear, concise, and confident. He sounds like a LEADER, a MAN, someone I could follow.
youtube.com/watch?v=2e5tpjO0-5U

This is Fraser Anning's speech. He stumbles over words, and struggles over idea's and pretty much just reads straight from the paper.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZnqVM8xxZtA

^don’t mind

Move to Israel

Why would I? then I would have to work for a living instead of sitting on welfare

I'm not so sure, the new voting system for the senate shakes things up

Accept Yeshua Ha' Mashiach ben Yosef as your Lord and Savior

Only us politics grognards actually listen to their speeches mate

No you need to go back to your homelands, kike.

>greens are clear and concise
Get fucked mate, their all dumb as rocks. DiNatale couldn’t talk his way out of a wet paper bag and I know I don’t even need to mention the anal queen.

I'm already Christian

>He is out come May 19.
Let me dream user.
Or I might have to wish.

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Where's the fucken free Jew bucks I've heard about only benefit I've noticed in hindsight is Jewish bosses treating me like their own son offering me countless opportunities which I threw in the trash for welfare bucks

Good man, then you don't have to do anything else

Friendly reminder to KEEP EM ALL OUT

seek to 5:30 youtube.com/watch?v=6zb8yLammA0

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I don't know how many people use those How To Vote cards. But he is still a massive political outcast.

Either way, everyone who is serious about wanting Fraser Anning to win, should actually contact their local Liberal MP and ask them to preference Fraser Anning higher as Scott Morrison said he would leave it up to each individual candidate.
You realize those speeches are played on TV and radio right? Fraser and Pauline Hanson come off sounding kinda "beta" and inarticulate.
You are a liar. The Greens, the Liberals, and Labor all go to speech and Media training. Watching his maiden speech notice how he maintain's eye contact a lot more than Fraser Anning? He isn't mumbling? He oozes confidence.

This is what the "right" is lacking.
>Di Natale's maiden speech
youtube.com/watch?v=kT7_GRxn7Fk

The end is near brother surely

It certainly feels like it's drawing near, brother, it's all falling into place.

I want to blink and be gone from this hell

>You realize those speeches are played on TV and radio right? Fraser and Pauline Hanson come off sounding kinda "beta" and inarticulate.
Legacy media, people who listened to the nixon kennedy debates on radio thought nixon won the debate
Even boomers are watching less tv nowadays and listening to their ipod or phone music in the car
Rusted on voters are probably going to vote the way they always have
I have no idea what the swing vote is going to do though, things feel very up in the air

Fuck me you are a retarded cunt if you think DiNatale is articulate.

Why are /ausfags/ so gay?

Soon enough, the misery will end. Think of what is to come, and think of what awaits you. All will be well in the end. Have faith and good cheer, user, Jesus has already won.

They are nearly finishing the third temple as we speak. Nearly time to go home

Amen

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