Did Australia just declare war on us?

I thought you guys were still blocked by your isp's.

Apparently they have claws on their feet that they use to kill you. It does sound like something out of jurassic park

Florida Man strikes again.

Cassowarys are vicious cunts. They will engage everything that gets their attention and are not to be joked with. One kick can cause internal bleedings and a slow agonizing death. You'd be lucky to survive an encounter with those things. Pic related

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they can jump and slash you with their large claws

youtube.com/watch?v=mi5hp4gR_fg

So we defeat them the same way we defeat Canadians, with a rake.

I have an Ostrich farm 2 kms away from my home. The farmer lets those things run free like a bunch of chickens during the day. Nobody got killed in 8 years. Florida man gets mauled by a fucking emu. How?

By proxy, I tell ya.

They jump kick you with pic related until you stop moving.

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If this is so, this would be the second man to be killed by one on record.

Cassowary can kill v. easily, they have the skill and use there talons to gut people, it happens not often but often enough

Ostriches are to cassowarys like golden retrievers are to pit bulls.

Ostriches aren't very aggressive. Apparently these things are constantly evaluating for a weakness to take advantage of. Emus are a pain in the ass but even they aren't that aggressive. Apparently this fuck head is breeding them and I doubt he has had 100% containment. So now we have iguanas, gators, venomous snakes, brain eating amoebas, haitians, cubans, spics, niggers, meth heads and now this fucking thing. Great.

This bird is part of BTVA.
Brenton Tarrant’s Virtual Army

that's pretty much a dinosaur without the teeth

feels bad man

This is a good post.

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>70 year old man gets clever girl'd
That is how

Australian Government is a puppet state to their Emu overlords!

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youtube.com/watch?v=4dcQO6Zb8Eg

Chad bird, didn't give a fuck that her boyfriend was right there.

>roastie tells her boyfriend to "distract" the bird so she can get away

wtf the fuck that thing sounds like a velociraptor

Florida is basically American Australia so this actually makes a lot of sense

>rare

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rare in the US, I imagine

Just put some boots on it and you're good to go.

The man must've provoked the attack. It was purely defensive.

It is a descendant for the velociraptor. The only thing standing between it and murdering the fuck out of everyone is the fact that our air is not oxygenated enough so it has trouble with growing larger.

And herpes monkeys. Don't forget them.

Infamous "Florida Man" finally meets his match.

Yeah , good fucking luck invading that place .

OK, you go put the booties on the cassowary. I'll film it for LiveLeak.

is there a pic of this kid as a 40 year old dishevelled acoholic anywhere?

it's even worse than you would think.

imdb.com/name/nm0381035/mediaviewer/rm2947125760

think modern day velociraptors

>this happened in america land of the gun
What happened to muh second ammendment?
Why wouldnt you just shoot the bird

Oh fuck totally forgot about our herpes monkeys. Jesus fuck I need to leave this state again.

>Why wouldnt you just shoot the bird
He fell down and was attacked. Who said he wasn't armed?

The fuck is wrong with it's foot. 1 claw looks like it belongs on a bird of prey, the second one looks like it belongs on a crocodile and the 3rd is just a fucking shiv

>1 claw looks like it belongs on a bird of prey,
It is a bird of prey.

The florida man strikes again.

It's a patented Swiss Army Cassowary Claw™.

Yikes, at least he knows he's ugly

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They’re a legit fucked up species, to be fair your cunts from Florida sound like our cunts from Darwin. Fucking retarded, he probably deserved it

>modern day velociraptors
those things were tiny, bruh. Jurassic Park made them 5-10 times larger.

Meteors, or was it asteroids

Just looked it up, it eats fruits and plants and some insects...

Papa?

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I tried to warn you about cassowaries but you didnt listen

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what asshole brought that bird here

We call him Dead Guy

Imagine being married to him and seeing this every time you have sex

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Emu war 2 Attack of the Florida man

>Fucking retarded, he probably deserved it
Yup
t.Floridian

All birds are technically dinosaurs

FLORIDA MAN, NO!! WHAT WILL WE DO WITHOUT YOUR SILLY ANTICS NOW?!

An eagles could kill a person easily, especially the massive ones in Alaska

That's like saying all cats are technically hyenas.

Jacksonville here, you know deep down this is the best state in the union.

It isn't at all.

Birds descend directly from dinosaurs.
Cats don't descend from hyenas.

Nigville reporting in too

Not it isn't
Cats and hyenas are both feliforms
Birds are literally celurosaurian theropod dinosaurs.

Orange Park standing by.

It is fun driving up I-75 and seeing a giant Confederate flag on one side and a giant white cross on the other. And weed is cheap and readily available.

Birds are birds. Dinosaurs are extinct.
Biology is your friend. Use it.

Arent falcons and eagles literally classified as raptors?

you could easily wrestle it to the ground and break it's neck, it's so lightweight and limited in movement

jville is full. go to miami if you move to florida

There are US bases already in Austrailia

Return assange to us, and surrender florida as reparations or there will be worse
This is not a threat, we will do nothing, not even lift a finger
It will simply happen

>haha Australia lost a war against Emus
One day later
>gets invaded from the other side of the world and killed by a cassowary

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>Maniraptora is a clade of coelurosaurian dinosaurs that includes the birds and the non-avian dinosaurs that were more closely related to them than to Ornithomimus velox.
>Maniraptorans first appear in the fossil record during the Jurassic Period (see Eshanosaurus), and are regarded as surviving today as living birds.
Maybe you should use biology.

>dinosaurs are extinct
The dinosaur taxa isn't extinct
All non avian dinosaurs are extinct however

Murderbird was genetically engineered by the cunts to help with the emu menace, now they're turning them loose on Floridaman. Florida v Australia should be the degenerate brother war to end all brother wars.

But wouldnt the legs go crazy and blender-mode on you? Also they arent feeble and you cant strangle them easily. Birds can hold their breath for ages.

Another Aussie tarranted Florida Man!
Revenge!

kek classic

For more information
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coelurosauria
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maniraptora
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archosaur

Based and taxonomy pilled

Seems I am in error. Apparently the classifications have changed since the books I learned on were written in the late-90s/early 2000s. At that time, birds and dinos were thought to have the same ancestors, but not directly tied.
Still I'd hesitate to call modern birds dions, since birds are quite a bit more intelligent and refined. And they seem to be evolving faster than we are. Some hawks in Australia hunt with fire by dropping flaming kindling from forest fires into unburned forest to drive out edibles. No dinosaurs ever did shit like that. Probably.

A species of dino evolved bipedalism, intelligence and crypsis. We call them "Jews".

Florida might as well be the Australia of America. It's full of shit that'll end you, and you definitely have to be from there to get it.

And this is why he has a big tittied white goth wife and you don't.

>"But agriculture and destroying the environment are unnatural!"
Primitivists BTFO, environmentalists on suicide watch

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We know very little about dinosaur behavior and even less about their intelligence.

Humans are apes who have gone to the moon, changed the face of the planet, etc. No other ape did that, but we are still apes.

based

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We know diddly squat about dinosaurs’ hunting tactics. Some of them might have done interesting shit like that, they were an extremely diverse group.