Candida Auris General: We're all fucked edition

So all of human history has lead up to this. Getting eaten alive by fungus spread by roasties.
Time to GTFO of all major cities.
Info:
foxnews.com/health/deadly-fungal-superbug-spreads-worldwide-alarming-scientists.amp

news.yahoo.com/superbug-apos-serious-global-health-004355621.html
usatoday.com/story/news/health/2019/04/12/candida-auris-why-superbug-fungal-infection-hard-kill/3448604002/

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>Candida
Candida = THRUSH.
Never mind vaccines - we can just send in the Men from UNCLE.

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not suggesting anything but what if someone harvest it and send it to people they dont like :^)

We should spread this shit around africa

>50% kill rate
>only affects roasties and their targets

we will make it through this anons

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Any way we can merge this with Ebola-chan?

What precautions are anons taking?

Turns out cooties really are icky.

Be like muslims, don't shake hands with the unclean.

Good thing fungus is not bacteria

ineresting

Be healthy and don't encourage internal fungal growth (control your fuckin sugar intake)

some guys on /conspy tell it's been engineered ....

Might've been. There's probably be a cure, but normal people will never hear about it.

I am one of the fungus' chosen. You guys should've eaten more psilocybin, they might have allowed you to live as well.

so if you actually get this infection, (I had it about a week ago actually)

NUKE IT with hydrogen peroxide 3%

nonstop triple antibiotic on it whenever your not dousing it in peroxide

MAKE SURE YOU SPREAD YOUR LIPS WIDE SO YOU GET THE PEROXIDE AND THE ANTIBIOTIC IN THE CRACKS AND ON THE FUNGUS

also switch to doctor bronners magic soap
it burns because it loves you

>fungus'
fungi, you mongoloid

I was talking about a single organism ya goof.

>I had it a week ago
Gtfo i dont want aids, this is some catch it through the computer type shit

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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They would become the Unifunger

Not much would happen since it only infects people with compromised immune systems normally

Out hydrogen peroxide in your mouth?
Or are you talking about vaginal lips?

Can I put bleach in your vagina?
It's for the good of humanity!

>faggotry has increased to the point that so many people have aids that fungal infections look like epidemics.
Not my problem, don't let them manipulate you into wasting resources for faggots.

tits or gtfo

QUICK we need a qt candida chan ^_^

Im a guy you fucking retards

men get this infection on their lips
>not just through sex either, can be from almost anything

>buh bug but I'm a guy
I dont care your still infected and infected go to the ovens

>I'm ready to settle down!!

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if i was infected id have a fungal infection in my lip

you clearly have 0 knowledge of medicine

and especially not any information as to how FUNGAL infections work

i cant see you, you could be infected

This thread

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if i was infected my lips would be swollen red inflammed chapping and painful

it literally causes the skin to decay and die around the infection site.

im merely giving you tips to combat it

nuke it with peroxide

im out

I think he died guys, this is what happens when you kiss poopy buttholes

shared a bottle at a party actually

Ebola - niggers
Winter - Muslims
This new one - whores

You said you were leaving git and stay git