Absurd Video Shows Idiot Crying Over New Star Wars Trailer

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So is it bad that "Beyond the Steppes" made my shed a couple tears?

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So we can't even have fun anymore?

>star wars
>fun

>Fascist teenage incels on the Internet try to make themselves feel better by mocking some guy that likes a movie a lot

Lol

>Hur dur my subjective opinion is fact

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and he still get more pussy than your average pol virgin

Although I agree this guy is absolutely pathetic, I wouldn't call him out on a major platform like that.
It's in very poor taste.

>defends dude crying over star wars

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Why did this faggy video get shilled so much?
I've seen it posted like 80 times here in the past week and I'm still not gonna watch it.

star wars is shit and has been since 1983

Omg that's me.. Pls no bully

He’s a fucking actor and you guys all took the bait

Metokur played it during one of his streams

from this

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to this

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>fun

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>estrogen wars

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He was crying like this movie wasn't going to happen or something when it was pretty obvious that it was pretty close to coming out.
I really don't know what he's so excited about, this trilogy has had its story so badly messed up that there's no way it can be salvaged now

Does this dude just scream cry the whole time in the theatre like fuck

that is not having fun
that is basedorgasm

Spam "InfoWars won't address the JQ" and see how they recoil.

It killed me when the Long Neck SJW fleet commander basically got the last of the Resistance deaded.

because guy is insane retard faggot.

My sister and her boyfriend got tickets to opening night for some shitty marvel movie.
She said the people there clapped and cheered throughout the movie.
It's like real life to them.

don't be a faggot about it, the reaction itself is bad enough but the fact that absolute sodomite recorded himself doing it in a pathetic attempt to gather attention and identify to the rest of herd warrants a free rope swinging session

It's also being used as a meme now, where the movie is replaced with scenes of other things a soiboy would like, like blacked porn.

The absolute state of Infowars' journalism these days.

Sad.

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Infowars is a shill operation selling snake oil. I hope Alex ends up in a Gulag with a paper bag over his head.

the power of water with frog gayification additives

Man, fucking hate that. I went with my normie squad to a Deadpool 2 premiere and I ended up sitting next to some scrawny as fuck retard that kept spewing "oh my god" "wooow" "oh my god" on almost every single joke. Luckily, on the other side was sitting my female friend and she was pissed about it too, and after the movie ended they laugh shamed him with other female bros to the point of him rush walking away and tripping on the stairs. Social proofing these retards is the only way to unfuck them.

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Shut the fuck up. Even Disney knows they've fucked up over saturating this shit. Solo flopped and Fett movie was cancelled.
collider.com/star-wars-movies-taking-a-break-after-episode-9/

It's been years since I've been able to get even a quarter as excited about anything as this creature is about a sure to be shitty space wizard movie. I'm not sure which is worse.

getting this emotional over a dead franchise...
he'll be among the first to starve to death

This story isn;t even worth reporting on. There is no story here...what is going on over at info wars..? are they turning into tabloid news or cnn?

there are hundreds of stories to report on world wide that arent being covered.

Its PJW trying to be le epic memer

I know you're in this thread right now, Alex.

When are you going to explain why you were in the 'agency' and how you've never left, you fat fuck?

Get into woodworking/metalworking. Fire, saws, raw power, gratification of creation.

The first time I sold a knife I made, it was better than losing my virginity.

Kek!

this is why Australia won't make it

is that soi streaming out of his eyeballs?

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This.
God being in marketing must be so easy when you are dealing with the lowest common denominator

the movie or the trailer?

Infowars reduced to clickbait.

This is what Alex gets for going from "God Told Me Destory Joe Rogan" to " Joe Rogan's Pal Alex Jones"

The Movie. It was like a chapter from "Gulag Arpeggio."

Crying over a movie is pretty ridiculous. Unless it’s the lion king of course.

anyone else gets a shiver of disgust?

*archipelago

Ducking autocorrect.

Wasp he a ninja turtle?

>Not weeping for the loss of the Moon Nazis at the end of Iron Sky

*wasn't

I cried like a little bitch with "Cinema Paradiso" but I dont think the same applies to a SW trailer.

>That gif
I fucking love internet

Maybe that’s what pushed James Holmes over the edge

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"fun" is just buzzword people use to describe shitty things. just because you enjoy something doesnt mean it's good, let alone "fun"

LOL

I've always wanted to own a newspaper to be able to make headlines like that.

getting really excited

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You have to understand capeshit in all its forms--this case being space-capery, is the new religion of the onions'd masses. This guy is having a religious experience here


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I cried when Dick got eaten by piranhas in Strange Wilderness.

STAH WAHS

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the pallid complexion and blemishes make a strong contrast with his yellowed teeth
watching the video makes me want to go outside for a few hours and get some sun

For the most part Im against women having a said on divorce. That said I could understand this creature's wife filing for divorce.

holy fucking shit

yeah that one got me too. when i saw 'they shall not grow old' i was fucking sitting in the theatre with tears just silently pouring down my face.
all that... for what.

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I remember people crying in the passion of the Christ. But this is another level of stupidity.

The first two sucked. If it wasn't star wars, this trilogy would have been canceled