Have you planted your garden this year?
Have you planted your garden this year?
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Elijah Wood
I had snow yesterday, cuntface. Give me a couple weeks, asshole.
Chase Roberts
Garden is going in next Saturday.
Jaxson Rogers
Not yet. Just rotated all the soil n shieeeettt
Liam Miller
when women plant stuff its called a garden, when men do it we call it farming
Zachary Stewart
Last year I had watermelons and was so happy, because everybody kept telling me the summers in germany are not warm enough.
This year I will try eggplants.
Daniel Rogers
YOUVE GOT 7 DAYS FAGGOT
Blake Wright
>Farm
>No live stock
Ian Green
Anytime I plant before May 1st, my garden fails to thrive. I usually wait until the perch start mating. That seems to be a good judge of when it's a good time to start planting.
Noah Turner
it's autumn. everything will just die except the onions.
Luke Hall
Last time I tried to weed and till my garden a snake attacked me. I'll get it done soon.
Just need to find habenero and ghost pepper saplings to plant.
Liam Gonzalez
I usually grow tomatoes, cucumbers and other small things.
I do personally pickle my cucumbers. They're great with cold weather.
Jaxon James
>I usually wait until the perch start mating
thats the dumbest thing i ever read
Ryder Russell
Waiting for the last frost date, but I've started germinating about 30 seeds, 6 have popped so far, 4 tomatoes and 2 lettuce. I have them under a shitty little T5 light for the next 3 weeks until it's warm enough to plant them outside.
Gabriel Thompson
Check which gardening zone you live in. For me, zone 6a, my last frost date is May 6th. The soil is still way too cold in April.
Xavier Hill
What this fine gentalmen said.
Jason Barnes
An old feather Indian in the area told me that trick. Granted, he drank himself to death not soon after.
You have to understand, it's not uncommon to see ice on Superior or the Järvi River in May in these parts. Hell, I was sailing with my buddy in 2016 in June and we nearly hit a chuck of ice the size of a bus.
Asher Young
Just follow USDA plant hardiness chart to determine your "frost-free date." All plantings are timed in relation to the frost-free date.
Colton Harris
Burpee's has a lot of good pepper strains. Big Boss hybrid, poblanos, Serrano's, and jalepenos are great. I don't think they have ghost peppers though.
Brody Price
no, I gave up after the first run. Ants, snails, moles and all types of garden niggers raped my fucking plantation. I only plant non edible stuff.
Henry Martin
Got finished burning most of the branches and leaves from last year and this (couldn't make a fire due to laws of the past dry summer and I'm a lawabiding citizen).
I've put some garlic this far but I'm turning some soil and gonna put some rootveggies in there this week, also the greenhouse just got shoad and the grapevines are hollacoated, tomatoes are coming in the plenties.
Also I'm thinking of building a chickenhouse and getting me some pearlhens, maybe next year but I'm stoked. Spring is in the air, I'm feeling this summer good and life is amazing as I'm downing my 3rd beer for this evening.
Colton Rogers
Last weekend I went out back in my SS uniform and gave all the sprouting weeds a good gassing
Carson Richardson
Been lovin container gardening, on the second round now.
Luis Jenkins
This used to be a burn pit the old owners used to burn garbage in. I cleaned it up and tilled it. Do you think anything will grow there?
Bentley Barnes
plant everything in april burger said... now it's covered in worms and all's gone...
Joshua Hill
>Do you think anything will grow there?
yeah just put down a thick layer of salt first, really mix it into the ground
Parker Thompson
Got some cold weather things started: potatoes, onlon sets, radishes, carrots, some others. Probably will cut the first batch of asparagus today. Winter onions are ready to start using too.
Gabriel Rivera
Nice, I'm a huge fan of growing in 5 gallon buckets as well.
The pH levels might be fucked up from the remnants of ash to be honest. Get a pH pen testing kit and find out what level you're at.
Cooper Cook
i am going to attempt my first garden this year but the weather is so fucking shit
Isaac Clark
I didn't even plant anything in my garden and all of a sudden I'm growing cat turds everywhere.
Bentley Cooper
Mate, i've seen shit grow in a pile of old cable trimmings where the small plastic pieces substituted for earth. Plants will grow everywhere, the question is if you want to eat that shit afterwards.
What kind of crap did they burn?
Jaxson Davis
That is a fucking big garden.
Michael Jones
For you
Jonathan Gray
It really just depends on the ratio of ashes to soil. You could check the pH like another user said, or take a sample and get a soil test. Ask your local county extension office about that. Or just try it and see what happens.
Gabriel Edwards
Good advice, dishwasher salt works better than table salt.
Kayden Morgan
Most of those are pretty easy to find anyway. The killers are harder to come by.
Anthony Lee
Pic related is one of my three plots last year. It takes a lot of garden if you actually grow all your own food.
Aaron Collins
Garlic, popatoes, pumpkins, 6 varieties of peppers and a Blue Mystic cannabis plant.
Owen Kelly
>popatoes
Potatoes, hurrr. These weird things.
Jaxon Hill
Yes sir!
Nathaniel Perez
Funny thing with winter salad, it's still here, all year long. Tomato, potato, garlic, onions, peppers, cucumbers, things that need no care whatsoever, if you have above 6/10 soil. Pure basic anybody should have.
Nicholas Bennett
You trolling? You know what they have been burning in that? It's reasonable to expect they've burned all kinds of toxic shit and used a bit of gasoline on days when the first just doesn't want to burn... you know it's not only clean firewood you burn in those types of pits.
That's probably the last place imaginable I'd ever grow food in.
Nathaniel Ramirez
Australia: what doesn't kills you, only make you more poisonous.
Thomas Ross
started all my plants in the green house. i am excited this year lots of potatoes and strawberries
Cameron Torres
I'm not sure. I think mostly wood since the guy was a tree remover. The pile was about 4' tall it took a few weeks to burn it. I found glass and metal once all the wood was burned I probably raked up 300lbs of just unburnable stuff. I'm hoping at least grass will grow there
Easton Nelson
Ya big fan of the buckets, also I rent so if I ever have to move it's all going with me!
Joseph Reyes
eggplants are even worse they need lots of warm days.
Xavier Lopez
you can basically grow all yer round dont complain
Isaac Miller
What is this picture?
Jeremiah Reed
The Circle of Life.
Zachary Miller
fuck i miss having a garden. planning to buy a house with one rn. I live in a shitty apartment rn
Jeremiah Nelson
that is absolutely the last place you should plant or eat anything from. you should give that spot to weeds for several years before you think about growing anything there, fucking RETARD
Gavin Watson
you're silly
Jose Turner
>eggplants are even worse they make up only 17% of the garden but account for over 50% of the crop failure
fixed that for you
Lincoln Sullivan
the way to save the planet. Huglekulture is a way to sequester carbon in the soil while also providing plants with much needed water AND nutrients. ontop of all that if you create these rows like in the image you can just walk up and pick your plants without all the bending and stooping
Dominic Turner
This is a good baseline for anyone looking to start a garden, the world war victory garden
Gabriel Barnes
Nope.
Throw some earthworms into it, cover it with mulch, and let it go fallow for a few years first. Replace the worms every year.
Kevin Allen
you're growing outside and it's already flowering in april?
Daniel Russell
HAHHAHA LOOK AT EM HAHAHA LOOK AT THEM LITTLE BITTY THINGS! OH NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHA
Mason Richardson
If anything, plant sunflowers there for 4 or 5 years but DO NOT eat the seeds and remove the sunflowers at the end of each season and dispose of the carcasses in your burn pile.
Sunflowers soak up lots of toxic shit in the soil.
Eli Phillips
Michael Miller
it's a lawn
Lincoln Adams
living that trad life
Sebastian Hill
If you have the space a greenhouse is a godsent but making a tunnel with plastic and pvc piping should also do the trick.
Ethan Morales
I have one of those. It got covered in grass faster than I could weed it out. Now I have a funny grass mound. Thinking about covering it in blue berries.
Thomas Price
Interesting. Thanks for the redpill
Andrew Myers
>he's not on the carnivore diet
never going to make it
Nolan Collins
Guys. Just plant in raised beds. Suburban soil is poz'd and raised beds are easier to maintain anyway. It's literally win/win.
Especially for the guy with the burn pit. Don't even bother. Just build a raised bed and fill it with perfectly cultivated soil.
Jaxson Roberts
Saved. I would love to try that.
Jacob Bennett
Maybe I'll do that. I had a problem with mice this winter and I'm not sure I want a bunch of extra seeds and shit around.
Andrew Price
wood ash is fertilizer, it will be fine.I wouldn't eat vegetables from there if there was a chance something toxic burned there.
Gavin Hall
Bro one time my old bronco was so dirty inside that I found a fucking little weed growing in between the floor mat and door threshold. No joke I tried letting it grow too. Some jerk buddy of mine stepped on it while trying to get some from a chick at a party. Devastated me.
Bentley Torres
Can't start until today, but won't start until Thursday. Too soon to plant most stuff but I'll get the ground ready
Hudson Green
Got 1600 sqft
Grayson Kelly
It sounds like the sort of advice my grandfather would give. It's kind of nice, actually.
Angel Lewis
Usually wait til May. Trying to remember what did well last year as I have limited space that doesn't get that much sun.
>chard
>basil
>tiny red onions
>sometimes tomatoes
Justin Phillips
>get some seeds
>ready to plant
>it snows
it was literally in the 70s just two days ago, how the fuck can weather drop to freezing like that lmao
Anthony Gonzalez
plants grow from carbon in the air(which is why you never have to add more earth to your houseplants), whether they grow in a pile of human garbage or not is irrelevant.
Noah Edwards
I have my clones ready
Wyatt Moore
are you in MI? I'm in southern ontario and the same thing happened
Caleb Taylor
One Purple tomato
Juan Wood
tomatoes are a shit fruit. nasty little things.
Eli Ward
I just started getting into gardening this year. Waiting for my tomatoniggers to pop up any day now!
Xavier Morris
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>tomatoes are a shit fruit
You shut your whore mouth.
Juan Baker
other than the fact that they leech metals and alkaloids out of the ground which makes planting in a burn pit disgusting and unsafe.
Landon White
>year of our lord two thousand and nineteen
>live in the south
>it’s the suburbs but could be worse
>20x20 plot planted first of March
>my oldest son is ~3 this year and I get to hang out with him every afternoon pulling weeds and watering the garden
>wife comes out with little baby girl and watches us in the shade
>son and dog chase each other around the yard for a while I drink a beer and grill something for dinner.
>feelsgoodman
Jackson Hall
Hugelkultur
Jackson Gonzalez
Doesn't this need an air pump to oxygenate the water?
Henry Morales
Connor Murphy
Still too cold
Grayson Richardson
Even though hydroponics sound like a meme, theyre not bad as an alternative.
Jayden Morgan
Last year.
Gabriel Stewart
I'm sure the water gets oxygenated when it's being pumped over the gravel grow bed in step 2
Adrian Baker
It's pretty sensible advice. What better way to gauge when to invest effort into food than to look to see when the other animals are working to invest in their own young? Granted it's not perfect, but it's definitely better than just guessing, unless you have the data
Justin Parker
Raised beds and hügelcultures help with that. The degrading biomass is producing heat which helps the plants grow earlier and longer.
Depending on the height of them they also have more sun exposure then the bare ground and store the heat of the day a bit longer.
Kayden Morgan
Sir, I’m gonna hafta write you up for being too comfy in a residential area.
Josiah Reyes
Gas exchange happens at the surface, so all that’s really needed is for enough movement to break the surface tension. Found that out when I was setting up a planted fish tank recently.
Brayden Allen
is that you, mr HOA?
Jaxon Lopez
gib alaska back
Jack Fisher
Planted Kale, Beetroot and Swiss Chard last week.
Only NATIVE EUROPEAN plants are grown in my yard.