>From the man who brought you such eloquent descriptors as "tremendously big and tremendously wet" and "one of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water," we now have "it was burning at a level that you rarely see a fire burn."
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Is Trump literally retarded?
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I think those are very interesting turns of phrase. I would like English metaphor and idiom to take on a Trumpian turn
I love all of Trumpsisms when he takes his mouth of out of NetaYahoos dick.
Trumps rhetorical style is endearing. This humanizes him if anything
MUH HE DIDNT TALK LIKE OBAMA OMG IMPEACHHHHHHHHH
I don't get it
>fires are all the same temperature
>wettest rainfall isnt common English
yikes are leftists clinically retarded?
>Trump vs. a bottle of water
Who would win in a fight?
>defending niggerspeak just because le godemperor is using it
I didn’t see any Ebonics, his English is fine, the phrase he chose to use is just unusual is all
>his English is fine
It's brilliant.
>Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
>leftists seething because they can't copy Trumps down to earth crystal clear language
Jotting down pretty much anyone’s unscripted speech is going to sound retarded. You can still follow along his point. He’s like my grandpa and myself; prone to asides and tangents while speaking, yet he will always get back to the main point
>Trumps down to earth crystal clear language
It's really based. Lefties BTFO!
>Is Trump literally retarded?
>One of the great orators of our time
An important part of rhetoric is to speak in such a way that it's understood by the audience, and to use language that the audience can identify with.
Is Trump retarded - or is his rhetoric a mirror of modern America? Who knows.
He is. Same IQ range as his supporters. A nice, comfortable room temperature number.
>He says stuff weird reeeee
>yet he will always get back to the main point
THIS! I like how he started on "nuclear" and ended on "women are smarter than men right now", this getting right back to the main point.
such a clear tranny post
>and the german leftists brain fell out. So sad. So. So. Sad. Many such cases.
Read the passage again retard, he ends by talking about Iranians and their nuclear program
Stop calling him a tranny, he's still your president.
They killed you, man. They just killed you.
You're literally dead right now.
>get parchment and ink
>write 100 pages worth of Trumpisms
>seal them up for the long haul
>go to a cave in the middle of nowhere
>hide it with a title “The Trumpian Scrolls”
>2000 years in the future
>humanity has recovered with no memory of the past but fragmented oral stories of “the day of fire” and aftermath “invisible death”
>someone stumbles upon Trumpian Scrolls
>actually able to translate
>God Emperor Trump becomes an actual God and his Word is followed adherently by the followers of Trumpianity
>generations spend their lives trying to figure where it originated from, who wrote them, whether trump was even real
Okey doke
>That low testosterone comeback usual in trannies
FUCK MERKUCK AND FUCK GERMS
YO LIL DONNIE DUM DUM I JUST DRANK
MY PEE FILTERED THROUGH A CAPPACINO MACHINE
BET YOU FEEL REAL DUM?
THATS WHY IM THE ACTOR
AND YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT YOU DUM DUM
sounds like the plot of NGE
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there's literally nothing wrong with that sentence though
That's actually impressive. He went off on like 3 or 4 stories, finished them, and effortlessly went back on topic. I followed pretty much every word and knew what he meant. Bc I'm not a retarded tranny like you.
Maybe I just don't love Israel enough to truly understand Trump's mindset. The fault lies with me.
maybe you are a muslim squatting in Merkels house?
Maybe I'm a Muslim receiving a Trumpian bj.
>literally who criticizes billionaire president
>shills will pretend this means something
Billionaires really do deserve our respect.
no
however he is putting a retard act to appeal to his retarded voters
>appeal to his retarded voters
Is that why he said he loved "the poorly educated"? Explains a lot.
Hes more like Cher.
Thanos dies to Thor before the opening credits, but he has already destroyed the stones. The rest of the movie centers around using the Quantum Universe to retrieve the stones from the past timeline.
Natasha and Clint go to retrieve the soul stone, with Clint sacrificing Natasha to access it.
Stark builds a gauntlet to wield the retrieved infinity stones to reverse the snap.
Banner has become Hulk permanently, but retains his intelligence and memories as Professor Hulk.
Captain America fights Captain America in the Quantum Universe
Captain America in the other universe wields the Mjolnir and shield, but Thor still has the Stormbreaker
Other universe Captain America wears the old comic suit
He's probably got bigger tits than Cher.
He also has an impressive butt. I think that's why he won the black vote.
sorry I read that in my head and laughed, if he was fighitng the swamp I'd defend him but he really has made any signfant changes and in 8 years i am forgoteen
imagine being able trigger the shit out of hundreds of thousands of people just by saying minor things
They fucking obsessed over every misspeak George W. Bush ever made, to the point of saying it was evidence of Alzheimer's or dementia. Sometimes the supposed quotes were bullshit, like when they turned "is--are children learning?" into "is our children learning?"
The absolute rage they had toward Dubya was hilarious at times and really foreshadowed the Trump era. It's too bad he was such a shitty president and deserved most of it.
Mel Gibson has really let himself go.
>just put the fire out by smashing an ancient structure with millions of pounds of water bro
he wants so badly to say something smart but he just ends up looking dumber every time
Probably. But him being "non presidential" is the least of my concerns. He's better than Hillary, Bernie or any of the Republican Neo-Con trash. Do I regret voting for him? Do I think there is someone better? No. Do I fully support everything he does? No. Does he piss everyone off and I'll laugh everyday about it? Yes.
>millions of pounds of water
Lol
Of course a literal spack would find a literal spack endearing
It makes them extremely memorable. Funny seeing morons get played by Trump so hard.
>Funny seeing morons get played by Trump so hard.
It really is hilarious.
>He's better than Hillary, Bernie or any of the Republican Neo-Con trash
trump was SUPPOSED to be a metaphorical molotov to this countries entrenched establishment
i dont give a fuck if he drops his pants and pinches a loaf on stage
you're the morons for not comprehending this
and he filled his administration with goldman sachs bankers and iraq war neo cons.
Trump is such a troll xD noone understands his 12D chess xD But I am intellent xD
For the laughs at least. He's still an establishment shill. I know Jow Forums likes to be counter-counter-counter culture and pretend like they don't like Trump anymore because the counter-counter culture likes him now. Just like you guys got away from the kekistan shit because it's too popular.
Isn't this the essence of Jow Forums? If it barely becomes mainstream it is bullshit. Like hippies in the past. So Jow Forums is a bunch of neo-internet-hippies. Fuck the system!
Yes, that's exactly what Jow Forums is. The counter culture is the punk rock, grunge, hippie scene. But now that's too liberal. So Jow Forums became counter-counter culture, because the counter culture is too mainstream. But now E-Celebs have hijacked the counter-counter culture and that is becoming too mainstream. Trump was counter-counter culture. So now Jow Forums is counter-counter-counter culture.
This will go on forever. Jow Forums makes something popular, and it becomes too cringy because the previous culture they were trying to get away from adopts it, and then they act like they were never apart of it.
>man from country which simply names everything "The great sandy desert" "The great barrier reef" "The blue mountains" "The snowy river"
>has no problem with the way Trump describes things
Pick two.
No one is pretending George Soros is stupid, just malicious.
HAHAHAA JIDF KILL YOURSELF
>what you mean you can water bomb gently
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Leftists, as usual, showing their firefighting ignorance, I bet you were cheering when Trudeau refused help from first world nations and imported a bunch of South African niggers to fan their forest fires.
It was just an extremely unnessecary comment. Like... what was the point? There are professionals who know how to deal with the situation.
>fire blazing out of control
>causing more priceless damage every minute
>suggest one way you might be able to "PERHAPS" control fire and mitigate damage
>"OMG HOW UNNECESSARY! LIKE WHAT'S THE POINT? LEAVE IT UP TO THE PROFESSIONALS!"
Your anti-Trump bias is showing, there's literally nothing wrong with suggesting solutions to an unfolding crisis.
>blazing fire destroying building
>"Perhaps you should use water to fight the fire!"
>Trump made an extremely valuable comment on the situation!
Yeah... no shit Sherlock.
leftoids can't even understand "this was a bad fire". Their pea brains can't handle anything unless it's in their limited library of words. Jesus.
He speaks like a retard, that's the point they're trying to make.
Yes. I always classify fires like that.
Fire good
Fire bad
This is the only scientific method to classify fires.
More like:
>perhaps you should use the technique you're evidently NOT using
I dunno if your English is not good enough to understand his tweet or if you're deliberately misrepresenting him to feed your anti-Trump argument but that's not what he said.
A technique which is known by every goddamn professional to the point that it is like saying "use water to fight fire"
Or are you saying these people did not consider this "extremely innovative suggestion to fight fires" from the beginning? This is so basic...
>they aren't using it
>maybe they should
>I'll suggest it
>"OMG HOW DARE YOU DRRUUMMMPPPPPPPHGHHHHHHHHHHH"
You're unhinged mate.
I am not even mad. I think it is funny how retarded he is and his minions run to his aid to protect his grace.
40% of the country is niggers and Mexicans every president should have to talk like a moron just to get the message across.
>Throw water on the fire!
>haha look at this retard. Captain obvious!
>Anti-Trump bias! It was ackshually a very gud sugsheshion!
Rather, I think you may just be retarded. Did you think they just dumped water on fires like that? No! They use special chemical compounds that are supposed to be fire suppressants.
If those suppressants aren't working, maybe try plain water?
That's not what his tweet said.
It actually was a good suggestion.
If Trump really were retarded, then he would have suggested to throw gasoline on the fire. The fact that he suggested to use water proves that he is much, MUCH smarter than you're giving him credit for.
Your anti-trump bias is clouding your view.
threads like this should be banned from this board.
its just someone's twitter opinion.
>It actually was a good suggestion.
Yes. Noone thought of that before.
lol this is even a talking point for my side. Thanks buddy!
But... you may not even realize that...
No harm done regardless of whether or not anyone hade thought of it before.
Yet you seem to have taken it as a personal insult?
>double respond
>but I'm not even mad bro!
SEETHING
Using water to fight fire is so smart. I evaluate smartness on how people make suggestions about how to fight fire.
Fight fire with gasoline = retard
Fight fire with water = smart
These are the scientific definitions of being retarded and smart.
I am having so much fun right now. I love it!
No personal insult. It just shows another piece of the retard puzzle with the name trump.
Going for that tripple respond baby!
How so? Chemicals react very differently with differing materials.
Just because the chemical compound can douse forest fires doesn't mean it will do the same for the materials of a hundreds of years old building. Let alone potential damage the reactions could cause.
shitposting can be exciting for the innocent german lad.
Trump will throw water on Notre Dame and make Mexico pay for it, and there is NOTHING you can do about it.
The point is: do not make obvious suggestions. There are professionals who know better and what works best for the situation. To think they rely on a random person suggesting a technique on twitter so beyond retarded.
What happens in Fiji stays in Fiji... or so they thought
That's pretty cool, if he could do that
>Is Trump literally retarded?
The people he is talking to and who can still vote, are.
There's absolutely nothing retarded about it, it was a good suggestion and I believe they would have had more success if they employed some sort of aerial support.
Best remember this when you decide you want comment on something that has professionals that know better.
this is Jow Forums. Ofc you shitpost and you like it. thats the whole point to be here
fucking worthless, fart sniffing, satanic negrophiles and their obsession with "eloquence". As long as someone is eloquent and works a silver tongue, it doesn't matter their deeds. Leftists don't believe in facts either, they live on lies and enforce the will of a false paradigm over the truth or peace.
Of course demons would writhe and gnash their teeth over politesse, not deeds.
Evil. Very, very evil. You must all learn to recognize evil for what it is.
I normally back my opinion by papers, articles or studies which were carried out by people who know what they are doing. Yes. That is standard scientific method.
>not trusting the man who wrote The Art of the Deal
hahahahahahha is this real