China Super Power Thread Part 2

Webm and memes of our new overlords

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Lol. Someone post elevator chewing up mom while retarded make up ladies watch.

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REVEAL EVERYTHING TO ME!

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Why is that they cannot drive and transport properly. I am just shocked seeing these webms....

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This is what I love about China. See truck coming and still run for your life to cross road.

Did she live

Car has a mind of it's own. I guess life in China got to him.

As we speak 150+ IQ Chinese geneticists are implanting monkeys with human genes to ascertain which phenotypes and methylation patterns contribute to increased psychomotor ability in humans and primates alike.

Meanwhile, the closest thing to an "experiment" you've done is see how far your penis fits into the rectum of a male dog.

Rake.

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Not gonna lie. Mike Tyson in his prime would need to be scared of this guy.

ohh that made me laugh

Don't defend the chinese...

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Nope, killed just her.

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those are bees, much different than what i looks like...

>Can clearly see bees getting mushed into the dough

Sure thing

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Imagine the feeling of those swiming around in your stomach.

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The End

there's no way that was a long fall

Oh, the poor Chinese. Getting blamed over a video of this Filipina gardener eating bird.
I'm just too intelligent and informative for the average Jow Forums user. You are certainly blessed for having me here.

I wonder how many truck of peace attacks China's suffered that they just wrote of as a regular traffic accident?

Sorry Mister Goldberg. I'll remember to pay extra reparation money for this mistake.

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It's an endless pit. They're still falling to this day.

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We have the fucking internet and nobody is making a good use of it.
It's just that fucking easy to be smarter than the average Jow Forums user, isn't it?

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holy shit

As someone who actually does medical research, I can promise you that anyone who reads a paper an notices it came out of a Chinese institute automatically doubts all the results reported.

Looks like they just dig holes over there and start filming and it's just a matter of time before someone drives straight into it.

>still takes the exit
Fucking chinks are based

Genuinely class. Nice one daveo. Thanks for tarrant btw

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>saying that its a filipina malay race.
>when its clearly a han chink local.
Even indian flips and malay flips joke about the local chink flips doing their best to mix cat meat within the pork buns they serve. Local chink flips are still viewed here as people who will eat turtles or dogs if given the chance or behind closed doors.

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>chink flips are still viewed here as people
You messed up here...

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I will never criticize drivers in the US again.

Controller batteries died.

It get worse. Much worse

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The local family-centric and community positive values of the malay flip majority, values which we inherited from the Spanish catholics and American protestants of past, combined with the majority of the chinks being the more intellectual ones who escaped CCP barbarism, have made the local chink flips far more human and compassionate compared to those mainland chink NPC's who'll never lift a finger to help a blatantly dying person.

Also jesus christ. The local tricycle drivers here would carry that shit to a hospital pronto.

China, where every crossing
is a dash for survival.
...
The pedestrian never knows which side of the road death might be watching him from.
The lights are flashing. The cones are in place. Chinese pedestrians are ready run for their very lives.
Strong in their number, only the fastests, might survive.

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The Chinese Race

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Chinese History

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Chinese Food

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China was dog shit before communism

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Chinese Slaves

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Chinese Inventions

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I was looking for these. Really informative on how modern day china came to be. Thanks.

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Last one. Fuck China.

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this one is actually really based

>new overlords
what?

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good kek sir

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that is absolutely the most brutal thing I've ever seen.

Narrow field of view.

The real answer is that Chinese "people" seem to lack any self awareness. I live i Hongcouver, and they won't even notice people in front of them. They also constantly forget where they are and just walk in the middle of a busy road. Almost like they are forever half-asleep. Bad genetics

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YUmmmmm Yingling

Are you butthurt over something? Did you get BTFO'd on Jow Forums and now your feelings are hurt? It's okay. There's nothing wrong about getting your feelings hurt.

Pretty sure this guy was running down muslims... Kinda based.

It was bait. Now he's gonna respond with something dumb. You blew it

What THE fuck is this?

Kitchen at your local chinese restaurant

Its like soup de makaka, but with feutus instead.

>tfw you thought that the human stew in Conan the Barbarian is just fantasy.

How is this possible

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See or The Chinese are genetically fucked and don't have self-awareness.

No wonder muslims don't truck of peace in china. Even if they did it'd appear like an everyday occurrence to them.

mainland peasants who didn't know a car existed until they moved to the city get jobs without any qualifications.

Gimmegimme

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They mostly do knife attacks in China where they target train stations etc. with kitchen knives. But China is good at keeping extremism down, rediculing imams daily by forcing them to dance to K-pop and shave.

wtf i love china now

>filename

kek

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Is the driver just Chinese or also a woman?

Well fuck what's it matter when a bug person's antenna is severed from the hive and they go on frenzied knife attacks in the local preschool every other week?

Looking at your posts, you really enjoy ruining people's jokes. Must be great at parties!

Was that his skin

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exoskeleton, but close enough

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>woops better turn on my windshield wipers

shit soup?

we truly are, without you wed have to pick the cotton ourselves.

taking jobs away from pajeets, tisk

It's called gutter oil. Chinks are so cheap they make cooking oil out of sewage. Very common in China, and if you ever travel there, it's just one of the many things that can easily kill you.

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>same exact webms as every other china thread

just post an archive of old threads and save yourself time

Dubs

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Instead of complaining like a bitch, post something new then, Tyrone.

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what the fuck why?? just why??

based

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Is it bleaching if the fathers are Chinese?

No it's "riced"

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