Mormonism is superior in every way

Better churches. Get to ass blast multiple women and impregnate them. Get to wear magic underwear. Secret rituals. Community. Friends. It’s anazing. Prove me wrong. You can not.

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Largest growing hispanic religion.

>worships Israel
>produces people like Mitt Romney
>fastest growing religion among hispanics in the US
>isn't even Christianity

Straight up retardation

Why tho?

Because they don't care about race, and mestizos love jesus.

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That fucking church is an eye sore in la Jolla I'm glad a bunch of ramps are being built around it

>Mormonism is superior in every way
not since they let niggers in

>Can't drink
>Can't smocc weed
>Can't jerk off
No thanks

Those buildings are hideous.
No doubt the Mormons are making convincing argument$.

All Untermensch behavior.

>abrahamic runoff
In the bin.

Mormons are proof that there's something wrong with our world besides the traditional vices.

I maintain it's the food. What do Mormons eat? Is it the same onions shit?

Except the dogma is even more retarded than Scientology.

>Mormonism is superior in every way
Didn't you just accept faggotry?

And how about the fact that you love the Jews and Israel?


>1 post by this ID
Oh. You're a shill

>Found by a human in the 19th century
>better in every way
There are two churches in the world, the Catholic and the Orthodox all other are congregations of heretics and heathens.

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i got to visit the place when it was first built before they restricted access, absolutely incredible. I'm not religious but if I had to go with one I'd go mormon. They're just good people

They eat processed crap and lots of sugar.

>being glad an entire trolley system is being built between la jolla and chulajuana
nice flag schlomo

>native americans are the lost tribes of israel
>horses and hippos in south america
>jesus preaches to the incas or mayas, whatever
>magical jewish sailboats that can cross the atlantic
>huge wars and battles found in south/middle america by the magical lost jews that left no evidence of their ever occuring
>muh gold plates that conveniently were zapped to heaven
>the kinderhook plates
>the discrepancy between the church's official narrative for joe smith and his magic diving rocks versus eyewitness accounts of his fraudulent horse manure
>the debunked egyptian mummification tablet
Superior bullshit is what it is.

wasn't it legal to kill Mormons in certain states not all that long ago? Sure sounds a lot worse than Jim Crow. Where's their victim status and reparations?

>Get to ass blast multiple women and impregnate them

can someone explain to me how this is a benefit for average men? it sounds like it would just mass produce incels

>not muh degeneracy
>it's the church trying to control me
>I need a drink right now

>Get to ass blast multiple women and impregnate them.
Not the ones you posted, LARPer.
It's not. That's the reason the fundies have to send the boys away and keep the inbred girls to themselves.

I went to a Mormon church for about a year and they were some of the nicest and generous people I've ever known. That's just my experience though.

Catholoc church was founded in 1054
Orthodoxy was founded in 33

I know they're into prepping but that's what I figured.

Now contrast them with Amish.

I thought they didn't do multiple wives anymore

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Fake azz wypipo religion.

Heretics unfortunatelly. Will burn in hell.

Yeah, God changes his mind all the time with the Mormons.

They don't. In fact, there is an "in joke" about Matthew 6:24.

Need advice on how to get a second wife. Any user Mormons have some tips?

Heretical.

I heard that Joseph Smith's own people killed him for the whole polygamy thing, but I'm not sure if that's a myth

>native Americans are the lost tribes of israel
DNA testing proves Native Americans came from Asia, not the middle east. Science proves Mormonism is a worthless fantasy because Joseph Smith guessed wrong.

>magic underwear
>secret rituals
sounds pretty gay desu

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Actually a boat from the coast of Africa to the coast of Brazil would only take a couple of weeks time at like 5mph to reach there dude. I’ve measured. It’s possible.

They were still doing that stuff for a while afterwords. Can't remember for how long, but Brigham Young had multiple wives too. Like a shit-ton.

As if other christian religions are not a fantasy brainlet. Guy walks on water resurrected. Lol!

They started with Joseph Smith receiving direct instructions from God, then chickenshitted out instead of following God's revelation.

The did the same with racism - Blacks used to be banned from the 3 highest levels of heaven until non-Mormons complained.

>Being a heretic is good!
You either are deluded or don't know their backstory.Literally based on a 'vision' some random fucktard had.

Burn in hell.

All fantasy based religious systems are equally worthless. Some are just funnier than others.

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that looks like the church in stormwind

Muslim here. You believe in a heavenly mother. Feminine diety=lucifer. Sorry, I'll pass.

lmao

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It's funny because Muhammed and J. Smith pulled the same scam hundreds of years apart.

>You believe in a heavenly mother.
I don't even remember single line scripture talking about it. In practice it's not even mentioned.

He was killed by the people in the city in Illinois (he created I think) named Nauvoo (Ναβού) because he preached about polygamy. Then Brigham Young took charge of the organization and after a while they settled down at Salt Lake City.
The "Mormon book" is treated as the supplement of the Bible.

Mormons are not to be trusted,their preachings constantly change according to what is more profitable to them.

Josheph Smith had 112 reveletions and 88 of them were about financial stuff.
Some of their deluded preachings are:
"The Father has flesh and bones,same as the Son· Holy spirit has no flesh and bones,because if it had,it wouldn't be able to be inside us.."
Mormons believe,after death,everyone has a chance to be a God in his own planet.This is heaven.In that heaven the same earth desires continue to exist,money,jobs,sex..
They can baptize the dead.
Jesus had multiple wives and kids.
The president of the organization is comapred to Moses and serves God as "god's mouth".
And many other delusional preachings similar to the mentioned above.

You sure about that?

>Be Satan
>Create a religion that strictly forbids usury, sexual immorality, sorcery, sodomy, idolatry, theft, murder, poor hygiene, disrespect to parents
>and commands you to give to the poor (2.5% of wealth per year), fast regularly, be good to your parents and family, maintain family ties, pray regularly, and do righteous deeds in general.
>So that you can convince people that Jesus, son of Mary, was “Just” the Messiah, a mighty messenger of God, the Word of God, and a soul from Him, BUT not God himself nor the literal begotten son of God in sense of breaking the 1st commandment.
>So that you would basically believe exactly what Jesus HIMSELF was saying with his own words in Mark 12:28-29 and John 17:3 in explicit terms.

This rings true to you? Luciferian Paul and zionist churchianity has done well to program your mind.

Mormonism is propaganda but the underlying story of the book of Mormon is true. About how America was colonized before Christopher Columbus arrived. It was settled by a kingdom called Tartary. There's remnants of this kingdom all over the world. They built the great wall of china to keep the Chinese out. It was a kingdom that was of 12 tribes. The my started civilization in Japan and the traditions of the samurai. The whole kingdom was mainly white people you can see depictions of Japanese samurai of being white at the earliest stages of its existence. They sent one of their tribes to colonize America. The indians/native Americans all share this same common story about how white gods brought civilization to America. That's why the Spaniards were welcomed because they believed that the white gods returned. These white gods were the kingdom of Tartary. All the magnificent Mormon churches that are claimed to be built in the 1800s in the span of a year or two were created by this kingdom. Every single one of these buildings has had a huge fire that caused serious renovation. This kingdom had advance tech on par with what we have today but they evolved different. More so teslas route of the tesla coil. Where they were able to power their cities with the aether. ((They)) claim the aether doesn't exist so nobody will learn this knowledge about the free energy. You ever wonder why they claimed going to church can heal people and where that assumption came from is because churches used to actually heal people with frequency. You know those giant stained glass window circle window that in every single really old church? Those are symbol of the frequency tune like the geometric shape that is from from playing this sound. Also all those churches have organs as well. Just look into it there was a reset that happened between the 1500s-1800s.
I know all this sounds incredibly crazy but if you actually look into this stuff all the evidence is there.

Yea except Mormans are fucking faggots there is always that part

Lol Joseph smith was doing magickal rituals to summon entities in Upstate NY

>no coffee
Fuck it, I can live with the pedos

Go back to your shit hole subhuman

They're keeping it on the back burner to bring out when opportunity arises no doubt.

like all religions there are varying degrees
I've met quite a few Mormons that drink soda and stuff, its not as strict as you might think unless they live in some Mormon compound or someshit

What is this, the world's first 3D printed church?

Nazi, your skin color is not your Lord nor will it excuse you on judgement day.

Rather, you have fallen into a satanic trap-door the same as the jews did with ethnic superiority, driven by your narcissism and ego.

You have a Lord and I have a Lord, and he did not create us in different shades of earthy colors to make us arrogant.

it's not about whether the religion is true, it's a good way the get multiple loyal women to breed. just pretend and start a family

Why do we Muslims have a poorer grasp of Christian theology than many atheists do. Have you even read the gospel? Remember Muhammad said it was cool (to paraphrase "each his own book")

Dont they own a handful of mutli million dollar companies that hire only from within the church? Its how they afford to buy up swaths of land and house and feed multiple wives and the such

Seen some bs about one of their concrete companies

Hispanics are becoming Islamic

You made a claim with no references or evidences. Which part of

“The most important one (commandment),” answered Jesus, “is this: ‘Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God, the Lord is one.

is hard to understand?

Its pretty explicity and I don't see a three in there anywhere, but rather the opposite - ONE.
La ilaha illallah

Actually, their growth has flattened here stateside, they've all but given up on Western Europe. Most of their new people come from the 3rd world, they really can't keep converts anymore. Same problem with most Christians here stateside, they really don't help new people and tend to be hostile. You're never good enough, end of story. Have to give the church this, they were smart enough to invest wisely, they own so much land it's scary, they literally have farms and ranches.

T. Have Mormon family

>They can baptize the dead.
*on behalf* of the dead. Doesn't count as "saved"
>Jesus had multiple wives and kids.
Not taught afaik
>Mormons are not to be trusted,their preachings constantly change according to what is more profitable to them.
Fwiw, haven't most religions done this? Remember when the Catholics thought the sky was a dome?

Technically it's "hot drinks". You could rule-fag and drink chilled coffee. Though, I not sure why one would want to convert in the first place...

> feed multiple wives
They don't do that. You're confusing the main line mormons with the prairie dress wearing inbreds.

>Better churches. Get to ass blast multiple women and impregnate them. Get to wear magic underwear. Secret rituals. Community. Friends. It’s anazing. Prove me wrong. You can not.

And all of it is based on a lie
Wow that sure was hard

Also mormons only follow thier "standards" because they are peer pressured into it. As soon as they become exmormons they become fag loving liberals who encourage race mixing, almost without fail.

>ass blast multiple women
stupid

>No pork
>No alcohol
Never ever muhamad.
Never fucking ever

Didn't happen with me. I don't even drink.
Ben is a jew...

mormons are obsessed with multiculturalism and the browning. They are a globalist offshoot and more interested in joseph smith and hardly ever speak of christ

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Mormonism is a Freemason counterfeit church. False Christianity

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your soul for degenerate liquor and parasite infested cheap meat that resembles human flesh. What a wretched exchange.

No polygamy
No thanks

The Three Witnesses recanted their testimony as to the truth of Smith's revelations
The lost Reformed Egyptian language Smith claims to have deciphered has been completely debunked as a constructed language by contemporary and modern linguists and Egyptologists
Population genetics disprove in entirety the notion that American Indians were subject to Semitic admixture at any point in history
Notable anachronism appears in the Book of Mormon, making reference to Jewish prophets yet to be born at the alleged time The Book of Mormon takes place and numerous references to steel and animals not present in the Americas before the Columbian Exchange
stop following false prophets and scam artists, Mormonism is nothing more than demonic lies to sway men from salvation

>They eat processed crap and lots of sugar.

Yep. Every older Mormon guy I know is addicted to soda and snacks. But can't have caffeine! No no no that's unhealthy.

>degenerate liquor
Agreed.
>parasite infested cheap meat that resembles human flesh
What have you been smoking?

Would be cool if more of them were fundamentalists with explosive birth rates .

While mormonism is luciferian trash theres that one lady who wrote some very itneresting books back in the day- whats her name? She seemed based although mislead by mormonism

The fundies are literally imbred. I don't think we want more of them.

I still don't understand the caffeine thing. It's not in the doctrine anywhere. It's just a weird cultural thing that started somehow. Maybe it's because it's in coffee.

We literally eat deep fried pork skin.
>My soul
Says the guy that literally follow Satan

>>parasite infested cheap meat that resembles human flesh
>What have you been smoking?

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Jesus NEVER ate pork nor would he ever. He would not approve of his supposed follow. It was a sleight of hand by Satan to convince Christians its allowed - any inch of evil he can get you to do is a win for him.

Mean for

Hey Omar is the Gospel corrupted or not? Because you are using the Gospel to arguee. If it's valid enough to argue with then how about you look at the parts where people ask Jesus who he is and he says I am. Or ask yourself why the Jews would tear off their robes in horror if they did not think Jesus blasphmeed by claiming to be God? Think

Ex-Mormon here. Christian. Mormons no longer have more than one wife. There are a ton of great things about the LDS community, but the church itself is based on lies and it seems God changes his mind quite often, and while their current prophet is device, when they pass they tend to say well he was wrong he was just a man.....not sure how members can continue to wrap their heads around it.

Its okay to think with nuance my friend. The Qur'an clarifies a few points: Jesus was not God, God doesn't split up into Avatars and parts, he is one, Jesus never died not was he crucified (God doesn't need child sacrifice to redeem sin - he just forgives you for it as he wills.) Other than that you use reflection and judgment on what is true - most of which is.

I would hesitate to reject for example, anything in red letter. The sad part is the salvific foundation of Christanity is based on mostly the writings of the heretic Paul, whose real name was Saul, who hated christians and killed/hunted/jailed them until he was reassigned to subversion ratherr than persecution by writing 14 of the 27 books of the new testament. It was Satan's magnum opus - tot urn the Messiah into the object of idolatry. Nasty.

Mohamad is not real, was never real.
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completely fake religion,

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Jesus NEVER said "I am God" Nor did he say "Worship me!!"

He did allow people to prostrate to him as a form of allegiance/respect - NOT worship.


This has been forbidden since by the prophet Muhammad - no man is to ever prostrate before any other man - ever. You only prostrate to your Lord.

You will not be excused on judgment day for having been deceived by a CIA/MOSSAD disinformation agent with the most blatant/bogus lies imagineable. this does not count as due diligence, and you are still guilty of SLOTH - spiritual sloth for not thinking harder and looking deeper for the truth but rather following your heart's desire to confirm your father's tradition - tribalism. You chose culture over salvation through confirmation bias, which will be a source of bitter regret. Screencap this for judgement day.

Even one of your cherrypicked articles says that
>Contrary to popular belief, pigs are some of cleanest animals out there.
The Germans have even eaten raw pork for centuries (Mett) and have created one of the most successful civilizations in the world.

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The were pretty backwater and poor until about the 20th century. I'm not of those who say pigs are filthy - I am not EXACTLY sure why they are forbidden, God knows best. But Moses forbade them, and Muhammad forbade them, and Jesus never said it is okay to eat them, nor did he eat them himself. Its just one of the many churchianity corruptions.

It could be because of their intelligence, human like flesh, Cystecercosis, the fact that luciferians use them to dispose of human remains after sacrifices, or all of the above. all I know is God forbade the eating of them.

>The were pretty backwater and poor until about the 20th century.
You don't go from Africa-tier to inventing a huge chunk of the modern world in only a century. And that's inventing, not stealing as the Arabs did to the Persians, Greeks, etc.
>God forbade the eating of them
Humans who claimed to speak for God and have gullible followers to this day forbade the eating of them.

About a year ago I had several lengthy talks with their missionaries, I'd come to their church and we'd chat for an hour or two. Their theology is terribly inconsistent and seems to have more holes than Christchurch mosque-goers. They base their entire religious experience on the fee-fees you get while reading the Book of Mormon, there's no place for reason, thought or even mysticism of any description. And if something doesn't make sense you're not reading hard enough.
On the plus side they're very, very, very nice. Like hey-I-baked-you-this-cake nice. Weird bunch.

So you use the gospel to argue while ignoring the central premise? By your logic God and Jesus created Christianity by waiting 600 years instead of telling the early Church immediately they were hallucinating and not seeing the resurrected Christ. Paul wasn't the only one claiming he saw it in fact he was killing those who did. Paul only wrote letters not the Gospel.

Nearly every (white) contractor in Utah will be mormon. They do hire outsiders, but it won't be a typical construction job. So many rules on the job site. No swearing, no smoking, no soda/energy drinks, etc. I used to work for a mormon and I hated it.

>It's anazing
it really is. It's the analazingist.