>be morbidly obese man/chair hybrid
>still have a gf
Jow Forumscels BTFO
Be morbidly obese man/chair hybrid
Joshua Williams
Jonathan Hill
I'd venture that this demonstrates more the insignificance of having a gf
Levi Bell
yeah but what kind of chair is that bitch fused to? it matters
Blake Ortiz
Xavier Reyes
>Stuck in a chair
>For two years
Absolute clown world.
Jonathan Hernandez
No way, how did he take a crap?
Jayden Murphy
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became fused to a chair for two years
Tyler Perez
Imagine the smell when he was finally freed from the chair tomb, also I wonder if he knew when he sat down for that last time
John Wilson
Kek he probably posted here
Carter Jones
I remember a greentext just like this from 8 or 9 years ago.
Oliver Lee
cut a hole in the seat and put a bucket under
Chase Brooks
Drink your snake juice
Connor Martin
>his gf
See, even this dude had one. What's your excuse? Lower your standards and you'll have someone.
Oliver Ramirez
>GF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jaxon Wilson
Based, Very small carbon footprint
Jace Thompson
>woman latches on to disabled man with decent income, a house, a car, resources etc etc etc
>HURRRDURRR poleBTFO
Literally anyone can put an ad on Craigslist stating free room/board in exchange for sexual favors and actually get women to respond. Go to r/sugarlifestyleforum on Reddit. Full of these types of women.
Asher Thompson
>march 2011
Quality post friend.
Brody Ortiz
Pretty based if you ask me.
Chase Rodriguez
Jason Wright
How do you become a chair?
Oliver Wilson
Christian Lewis
>The man was found by health officials sitting in his own faeces and urine and covered in maggots at the house on Sunday.
I doubt the gf was of any use to him sexually tbqh
Luke Flores
>literal snake oil
But really, does it work to get rid to the last bunch of fat I have?
Ryan Ross
But how did he poopoo peepee?
Michael Hughes
>The man was found by health officials sitting in his own faeces and urine and covered in maggots at the house on Sunday.
>She (gf) admitted to medics she had been feeding him by hand since he got too big to get up.
>man insisted on eating, drinking and sleeping in the chair; insisted that his girlfriend feed him food and soft drinks
>One officer said it was the worst thing he had ever responded to.
>Another said after coming into contact with the obese man he'd been forced to throw his uniform away.
>living room where the man lived in his chair was very filthy, very deplorable. It's unbelievable that somebody lives in conditions like that
Dude couldn't even leave his chair and you think he had a nice income?
Mason Evans
It is literally just fasting and drinking salt water.
Ryan Allen
heh
Carter Bell
Life unworthy of life.
Colton Gomez
Jaxon Brown
Holy mother of fuck.
Jace Gray
>found unconscious on Sunday by his girlfriend
>girlfriend
Wut
Jaxson Martin
I wish I had a gf I'm out of groceries and I don't wanna leave my chair let alone my room/house.
Julian Perez
>2011
Retarded nigger, i know you are that brazilian spammer. Kys.
Gabriel Sanders
Everyone probably wore a gasmask
Nathan Baker
>by his girlfriend
Gabriel Sullivan
Kek!
Parker Miller
Perfectly normal and healthy go be fused to a chair and have to have your wall cut open to remove you form the house!
Blake Rodriguez
My God, that's just like what happens in that Invader Zim comic, the one they're basing the supposed reboot on. I didn't know this shit actually occurs. Jhonen Vasquez is a genius. Wish that reboot would actually happen.
Jason Foster
Imagine how big his bank account must have been.
Caleb Myers
I guess you could call this guy a real lazy boy
David Parker
>fat man unlocks the secrets of fusion
>meanwhile women can only create an image of what a black hole "probably should" look like
Cooper Scott
>you think he had a nice income?
nicer than yours poorfag