Hello. i will talk to you about anything and respond honestly

How do you know heaven and hell exist? How do you communicate with your "Lord"?

i'd like to tell you more about reality but the truth is, son, you need to figure it out for yourself.
Yahweh loves you, I'm sure. (he's a really nice guy. also can be VERY frightening.) I think he may be different from the Lord when personified, but in all reality the more I learn the more I begin to understand everything is everything in perpetuity simultaneously.

I know because I died already. Many times, actually. The Lord works in mysterious ways and effects every grain of sand all the way to particles inside particles in plants and animals. I probably shouldn't tell you more.. it may frighten you.

So how do i figure it out for myself?
Nah, ive been on /x/ before. Im used to your kind. Try your best to frighten me.

When they say your body is your temple, it truly means something. The Lord dislikes people abusing their bodies or trying to change his beautiful creations. He really does care about us.

Yep, ive been taking care of my body like i previously mentioned. Now what?

Well, you're going to think I'm lying. And perhaps you'll want to disprove me. but you're only questioning me because you were before I said something. perhaps you have something to think about now.

i've seen someone else post something like this before. but I have been approached by the creator on a few occasions throughout my life.

it was truly touching when he told me that my aptitude for offering the troubled good advice, was actually "great." I'm so thankful for the hardship i have endured because I can at least be of some good in my life.

Im questioning you because id like to understand, but youre not helping me reach an understanding. Feels like im talking to a bot.

listen kid, you're 18 years old. I"m not going to try to convince you to go to college.. because it's not necessary to be successful. Now what?

Read up on currency exchange rates, wait for a good opportunity and convince someone with money to make some off one of them. at the very least, some rich people are going to think.. holy shit this kid almost made me a billionaire.

shaking the right hand at the right moment can change your life if you actually put some thought into your life choices. it all seems a bit mundane and pointless, but in the end we will be broken down and eventually consumed by the sun as it expands.

i do have one piece of advice tho.

Fate = financial decisions(tenacity)+/- aptitude

if you aren't particularly bright, dont ever give up. but never throw your money away or allow people to swindle you. if you owe the wrong bank money, they're known to take people's family members.

also be careful what kind of contracts you sign. any arbitration clause which seems too open ended or includes a clause mentioning tribal law should be avoided. bounty hunters have been present throughout the evolution of case law, but he has has the gold makes the rules.

Ok look.

This universe was made by an entity which identifies itself as our creator, "The Lord."

he is in fact an "alien," from another universe, but displays multiple human-like qualities.
He's a friendly fellow and very understanding, but can also be serious at times. When you speak to him, it feels as if the weight of the world has been taken off your shoulders and everything is as it should be.

Id say im fairly smart(1570 on SAT) and im from a wealthy family. Im not planning on going to college as i already have a job in the career path id like to pursue. Next step please.
How do i speak to this guy?

and he speaks to you through other people. like, he could even speak through you. probably..

he can not speak words from my mouth because i am genetically close to those beings which originated outside of our known universe. at least i believe they're from outside this one. i asked that specifically and it was affirmed. that's why he's taken the time to speak to me on multiple occasions. apparently, i am an anomoly. anyways, i'm not sure but I do know he's pretty chill. if you pray about it, and it's important, he listens to our prayers.

Ah. Well, looks like you're all set than buddy.

Why would someone so well off need to ask the Lord something?

maybe you could ask me? hm?

want a God shot? buy some ethereum classic.

maybe that will spin your dreidle.

Curiosity and boredom. Unfortunately, since you are unable to provide proof that your "Lord" exists i have to conclude that you are either trolling or truly delusional. Please seek a medical professional for some guidance on your condition, i am sure there is some medicine that can help you.
Im not buying your crypto,

Just came raw in a girl I'm dating. How do I broach the subject of her taking plan b?

i went to the future. it was worth around 200 per unit. if i had money i'd buy it. you'll see in a couple years. you will look back later in life and remember that. just because i've travelled through time in a few different dimensions doesn't mean i'm anything special. anyone that had attained the level of telekinetic aptitude i have could do the same thing, but i doubt with the same finesse as i've displayed.

you may be a little jerk now, but harness that negative energy. maybe you can do something productive with it.

two or three birth control pills is the same thing as a plan B. #protip.

usually when i offer advice i think the stroke slap stroke method works great.

1. honey, i think you're awesome and great and really would be a great mom
2. but i think your dad would shove a shotgun up my ass and push my teeth out of my mouth so
please eat these pills i got from my friend who bangs the football team regularly for 5 bucks
3. but babe, you know you're the one and when we are ready you'll still be super hot.

Man, no need to be rude. Im offering you sincere advice, crypto shill. Im also travelling through time, but unfortunately i can only travel forwards. So i guess im not special.
>telekinetic aptitude
Now that sounds interesting. What can you do with your telekinetic powers?

I have a question holy user do you by any chance know how fast you have to be to do dishwashing if it's a short shift and the qualifications require stength and stamina because it's a fast paced job? How strong do you have to be and how much resistance do you need? Can just about anyone adapt as long as you're reasonably fit?

Ethereum classic? Why?
Not OP

I think OP fucked off after shilling his dumb memecoin.

How do I find true love? I'm lonely. I want to be able to go home at night, not back to this empty apartment.

My girlfriend is smarter than me... I have no ill feelings towards her nor do I feel bitter. However, I’m a little scared she will get bored of me like how most smart people get bored of everything due to no challenge. Am I over thinking?

I’m not stupid, but there is big gap in intellect between us I.e. her written English is better than mine but it’s her second language.

>Ask me anything.

What is the half-life of strontium90?

What is beauty?

Also, if two men have been stranded on an island for a while and one girl swims to shore, what will ensue?