"He said the cathedral's roof cannot be rebuilt exactly as it was before the fire because "we don't, at the moment, have trees on our territory of the size that were cut in the 13th century".
> We dont have trees on our territory sorry cant build it because trade doesnt exist
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He said the restoration work will have to use new technologies in order to rebuild the roof."
>New technologies
>(((New))) technologies
OOF. Get Ready for a Modernized Notre Dame
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I'll donate timbers on my back 40 to rebuild it.
Is this a joke
We have plenty of Timbers as does Russia which is closer wtf are the French smoking? Just import.
Naturally the only compromise is an incongruous glass monstrosity which will also be much cheaper, allowing the remaining funds to be funneled into bullshit
Prepare for the Notre Dame Interfaith Holocaust and Refugee Museum and Halal Kebab.
I wish. The comments sound so planned
Soulless steel and glas in rainbow colors incoming.
>Pic Related
One of the most hated and argued-over building 'renovation' projects in European History. Now? ppl love it. LOVE IT
This is one "expert" I'm sure they aren't actually brazen enough to fuck up the restoration
>> We dont have trees on our territory sorry cant build it because trade doesnt exist
The EU is the most protectionist organization in the history of the world. They literally can't buy trees because in Europe "free trade" means import bans, the highest tariffs in the world, and never having to say negotiate.
These people literally call themselves the global leaders in free trade and compassionate economics. Meanwhile, they demand neo-colonialist trade deals like the one they got with Indonesia that gives the EU exclusive rights to all Indonesian hardwood exports. Something about being a progressive makes you a devious conman that even the Ferengi wouldn't do business with.
we smoke good shit.
>"we don't, at the moment, have trees on our territory of the size that were cut in the 13th century"
What?
kek, you know they're going to do it.
when this happens I hope a frog just burns the whole thing down completely. Better that it be wiped away forever than to go on with some jewish tumor sticking out of it
After the german destroyed the reims cathedral they reconstructed the frame with concentre and not wood
No they don’t. What you’re seeing is the result of decades of journalists claiming that people love it.
Journalistic consensus is usually diametrically opposed to objective truth. You don’t need journalists to push facts and truths, these spread on their own just fine. Journalists are there to create and reinforce lies.
That is a new structure. Not the """"renovation""""" of a symbolic structure that has been around for centuries
i give it a 3.
Of course they will desecrate it. It’s their way.
>"we don't, at the moment, have trees on our territory of the size that were cut in the 13th century".
I'm sure the Chinese on our west coast could be made to donate a redwood
France fell to Britain when the King's head got chopped.
Now we need to do her.
Nooooooo bacon allowed
>roof cannot be rebuilt exactly as it was before the fire
Hahaha this is how it begins.
It ends with it being built to reflect "modern progressive values" including a mosque, lgbt center and holocaust museum.
More proof that society ended around 1812 and everybody got deracinated and replaced. We can't even replicate this shit. We're cave men living in houses we didn't build.
well you see, mr. huehue macaco, the french government has already conducted a complete survey of all the nation's woodlands and timber resources, and has concluded that it is impossible to rebuild the cathedral as it existed before. So now they're gonna use the latest in modern construction technology to update the iconic structure
>gibs money to rebuild plz
>oops we don't have materials to actually rebuild
>thanks for money tho
Screencap this.
Cheesy Chrystal cathedral will replace it...
Steel and/or concrete is the way to go, it's not visible anyway.
>Aluminum and Glass
Gross and disgusting
what a lame excuse, can't they resort to good old globalism for acquiring the trees needed?
this
>Of course they will desecrate it. It’s their way.
now I understand why they didnt burn it down completely. they want the satisfaction of letting it stand disfigured.
i sincerely hope the euros holocaust every last one of these semites. but for real this time.
Capped.
Get ready for american OSB and pine tubafors france.
what a bunch of retards
you contact lumber mill and they will cut it to the specs you want
>new
its the courtyard of the Louvre, and if that don't qualify as 'centuries old symbolic structure' etc - not sure wtf would. The pyramid actually works, mainly as fulfilling a function (new entrance/provide light to underground galleries/linked wings of existing museum) - also, was smart enough to not pretend it could match the original architecture. I'd also admit, that modern tack-ons working, is seldom. But reminder, Pic Related is the masterpiece of architecture whats being replaced, and literally no one GAF about the roof of Notre Dame before, except Hunchbacks
I bet Macron wants to build a giant kosher/muslim style cock on the top of the roof.
In this case, yeah, there are no such big Timbers on the hole planet that can fit his faggot ass fantasies.
Giant glass dildo multiculturalism centre incoming.
poles are illegally cutting down the last primeval forest in europe at the moment, just ask them you gormless french fags
Oi Vey, sounds like we are going to need an army of (((consultants))) the cost overruns are going to be epic, there is no way we can finalize the design for the new roof until 2050.
I'm ok with this, it will also prevent another fucking fire.
Good, I hope they give it a steel roof.
(((They))) were already destroying European culture through the control of the art institutions when (((they))) rejected one particular student in the early years of the last century.
IDK, fire has a track record of bringing down steel framed (and presumably roofed) buildings
>Americans
yeah because trees don't exist anywhere else on earth
what a retard
Today’s altar exhibit: homosexual refugees with AIDS cut themselves and flick blood at the audience. At the Rosa Luxembourg Center For Progress, formerly the Notre Dame. Bagels and hummus available for extra charge.
I think you got aussie bro. Typical socialism is typical.
Why use wood if youa re just going to cover it with a lead covering? Just use some metal that won't rust, it will not even be visible and you won't have the risk of a future fire burning it down again.
Anyone with a knowledge of how buildings are now should not be surprised. It is very difficult and expensive to get large timber. It also creates the possibility for the exact same thing to happen.
Using steel and concrete for the structural members in the roof will prevent another fire from consuming the actual structural members like they did the timbers. They will not degrade over time, they can be given a fire-retardant coating, and possibly even a sprinkler system installed into the attic.
If the roofing material looks faithful to the original then there will be little difference in appearance.
looks like shit. freemasons need to get their act together modern egyptianism is trash Gothic renaissance when? oh yeah too redpilled
>If the roofing material looks faithful to the original then there will be little difference in appearance.
That’s where you’re wrong, lil fella.
this was the plan all along
Lmao its gonna have an apple store
Fuck that here’s your new Cathedral. All Jews and Mudscum need to be trampled in its path
So many people want to jump to the dumbest conclusion possible. It's getting quite old that this board is consistently starting to act like Reddit where there's panic and outrage over every little thing.
Notre Dame de Paris has been rebuilt before (as have other cathedrals) and will be rebuilt again. To look as it did prior to the fire. Not just because it's a religious institution and people expect that style to be maintained, but because it's one of France's biggest draws for tourism and no one will care to see some monstrosity that spits on what was lost. Changes and compromises will be made given the modern materials, but those will be made structurally where most people won't notice them. Preservation of a landmark is a lot different then a deliberate attempt to "modernize" it.
Ssshhhhhhhhh quiet now, has there little child. I started to read your screed but the fact that you’re an obvious nanny shill here to calm us down became instantly apparent, so I stopped reading.
Just relax and enjoy the ride, you’ll never engage with us because you’re not honestly here to engage. We’ve never listened and engaged honestly with you because you don’t want it.
Just sit back and enjoy the ride. I have a higher more important position of authority and more impressive credentials than you. I’m the boss here, not you and your little boiler room opposition OILab buddies.
Honestly just fuck it up and put neon lights and glass everywhere. It reflects the globohomo dystopian future we're all heading towards. The NPCs will love it.
Starbucks to be added to food court area. Nike store to offer Paris themed sporting goods. Paris just got BURGERED.
we shall see, white pill man
personally I hope it gets desecrated because we can always just rebuild it after the Real Holocaust
Why rebuild it at all? Christianity is dead. Build a museum of some sort, toss a starbucks in there and make a profit
you're first to die
Mosque dome of gold and Damascus steel
>Modernized Notre Dame
You mean the Gucci (TM) Dame?
Chartre got that done in the 19th, looks better too.
>most visited building in France
>millions of pilgrims go there every year
I can smell the bagels and hummus on you Sarah.
Isn't Macron planning to build a mosque there or something?
>Ay tone, why cant dey just get more wood from some other countwy. And da fuck does wood have to do with them adding a museum of diversity and inclusion?
Love this, “Aye Tone” is one of the most subversive memes of the year.
You what? We have plenty of trees in the Americas and Asia to use.
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gets a dome. become inter-faith church
Hey genius: If it is already the most visited than you have a great opportunity to monetize. Build the building back but as a museum dedicated to christianity. Make it look the same but dont pretend God is real or that people have souls. Sell space near the gift shop for toursists to take pics or buy copies of relics.
Think Pirates of the Caribbean but Notre Dame. Why not partner woth disney and do that hunchback story? Have Esmeralda dance around and have Quasimodo swing through the rafters.
oof
yikes
Clearly they're smoking 800 year old trees
>tips fedora
Ironically that’s the point of the whole building to begin with, show off a bunch of relics and gather a shekel from the masses.
You just know it’ll be pink or rainbow colored or have embedded video screens with BLACKED.COM playing 24/7. Hell even the Pope abandoned the Catholic faith.
Get these lads on it
I just screamed with disgust.
I’m at work... fuck...
>"we don't, at the moment, have trees on our territory of the size that were cut in the 13th century".
We have, the crown planted lots of oaks to secure material for the fleet but then ironclads happened so the oaks where never harvested. Planted in 1831, branches etc so they would be suitable for boat building. Apparently they where ready for delivery by 1975
Why does it matter? The real place burned down. Building an exact replica is fake and soulless, and only promotes worshiping the past instead of living in the present and looking to the future. Besides, I'm sure the majority of people involved will see how the old techniques are very wasteful and costly compared to new techniques.
But it should all just be left along. Set up a monument of sorts, but don't disgrace the memory of the real place with some fake replica.
>looks better too
It looks soulless and like the interior of a Zeppelin. You think the Japanese would rebuild one of their temples like that?
no, these guys
Nice bait.
Don't forget the diversity hire, lead engineer that will be virtue signaled onto every magazine cover around the planet.
Make it with alu/bronze allow, lightweight, aestethic as fuck, doesn't corrode, doesn't burn. It will lasts for thousands of years. Make it with wood and it will inevitably burn down or just collapse after France becomes a failed state.
>a fucking glass pyramid
woah, so impressive
>Besides, I'm sure the majority of people involved will see how the old techniques are very wasteful and costly compared to new techniques.
Oy vey! That's money we could be spending on Islamist refugees!
Step 1. Build guillotines with old-growth oak.
Step 2. Lawfully punish the criminals who allowed this to happen.
Step 3. Rebuild the roof of Notre Dame with fire-proof materials
Its not bait. The building has value sso why not turn a profit? The catholic church is dead in europe so why not become like Disney? They have the real estate and the name recognition.
A. FOOKIN. PYRAMID
huge gash in south face of building
It's more about dealing with pr bs after the fact.
>they really used all those trees, shipped from Russia, when they could have just used concrete and steel?
>oh great, now I guess we are promoting more destruction of the natural world just to recreate past ignorance
>they rebuilt the thing that burned down the same way?
>IT BURNED DOWN AGAIN???
I could go on and on.
Jet fuel could easily melt alu/bronze beams.
Yes, yes it could
>Step 3. Rebuild the roof of Notre Dame with fire-proof materials
How about instead of idiot proofing our monuments, we try keeping idiots away from our monuments? After all it managed to survive over 800 years without burning down without being fire proof.