Alberta Election General - LIBERAL TEARS edition

Get in here, leafs. Conservatives just retook alberta from the NDP!
NDP ON SUICIDE WATCH!


>partys last election
NDP - New Democratic Party (left wing SJW's) - 52 seats
UCP - United Conservative Party (ourguys, kinda) - 25 seats
Alberta Party (center cucks) - 3 seats
Liberal Party (center left cucks) - 1 seat

>polls
April 15th:
NDP - 35%
UCP - 51%
Alberta - 11%
Liberal - 2%

>seat projections
87 seats, 44 needed for a majority
April 15th:
UCP: 66 seats
NDP: 20 seats
Alberta: 1 seat (lul)

>livestreams
Global News - youtube.com/watch?v=jvk8hgjv7Fg
CBC - youtube.com/watch?v=gHPv5T0pvN8

>Live riding maps
edmonton.ctvnews.ca/election-2019/results?vw=4
theglobeandmail.com/canada/alberta/article-alberta-election-2019-live-map-and-results/

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studentvote.ca/results/ab2019
globalnews.ca/video/rd/1462515779696/?jwsource=cl
reddit.com/r/alberta/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

There's gonna be so much whining.

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Don't know anything about alberta's parties.
Are UCP cuckservative-light? The least-worst option?

R/Alberta is a saltmine

ATTENTION

studentvote.ca/results/ab2019

>Alberta Independence Party - 2.93%
>Freedom conservatives - 1.83%
>Alberta Advantage Party - 0.93%
>Pro-Life Political Association - 0.05%
>Reform Party - 0.01%
>Wildrose - 0.01%

5.76% of Alberta students are absolutely redpilled.

They are they best of whats left but they need to hide their power level until cuckdeau is out. After that its full on 14/88

I live in the South so every third person is a minority, just like your big cities.

Free jug of crude for all 'Bertans

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How we doing best western Canadian bros? Looks like you're lighting up those fucking commies better than we did in Ontario.

Godspeed!

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I have an announcement to make: Jason Kenney is a closet faggot!

I'm an oldfag Albertan and this has been an open secret since the early 2000's.

So... does that mean Trudeau is gonna lose next elections?

NDP utterly btfo

poor Caylan... this should've been her night.

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American here. Is there an actual election happening right now or wtf is this shit?

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Edmonton not so safe for the NDP? UCP leads in Edmonton-South West, Sherwood Park, and Leduc-Beaumont. NDP barely leads in Edmonton-Mill Woods and Edmonton-Manning.

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Repeat question: "I saw it with the normal neighbourhoods, but now also with the students so my question is this: Why is Edmonton an NDP stronghold?".

>provincial elections
Think election for state legislatures

merely provincial, not federal
So not a great habbening

City dwellers.

Walk down 118th ave and you'll know why.

This is not true

61-26

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Shitlib urbanites and immigrants.

Look at the Calgary ridings, there's some where the top 4 vote getters are all distinctly, how can I put it... not "old stock canadians".

It is funny that the NDP can only now win in Calgary and Edmonton though, at least.

leafs, what is your biggest national monument so trudeau can burn it down and gain votes

Too many leftists near the University of Alberta. Saw a literal communist rally by the Strathcona library once.

>MUH TRUMP
MUH TRUMP
>MUH TRUMP
MUH TRUMP

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Tomb of the Unknown soldier

I seen a communist party meeting (no joke) at the hi-hostel just south of whyte ave.

Vimy Memorial maybe, even if it's in France.

Is it common to have state elections or any elections in April? Ours are almost always the second Tuesday of Nov

>everyone I dont like is Trump

These leftist still dont get it.

>Successful, somewhat good looking 50 year old man
>No wife, ever

Where are these messages from? Never seen this format before.

lawl, means nothing, these guys are a shade darker than scheers cuckservatives, until we get a national socialist party in power, we are fucked, and fucked

you can't tell me this autist isnt a closet faggot
it's been known

globalnews.ca/video/rd/1462515779696/?jwsource=cl

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god edmonton is an embarrassment.

Plebbit mobile app

It gets complicated because you can have a minority or a majority government, but with a majority you have a 4-year term limit

Ah, of course. Thanks leafbro.

It starts in North America, and shall infect the rest of the world.

We're back.

Based and bobandypilled

It's funny because I saw a post there asking why it seems like everyone at that board supports NDP but theres so much support for UCP outside of it.

Not a single person recognizes that they're in a small hugbox. Or that it's because people who vote UCP work for a living and dont spend a lot of time earning good boy points on reddit.

American here - I thought UCP was bad?

>UCP

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Isn't the land the Vimy memorial is on technically Canadian soil?

Classic Redmonton.

No, they just happen to be there. Our premier (think majority leader + govenor) can call them nearly whenever, but they gotta have one at least in 4 years.

Government jobs, immigrants being imported here like mad and city cucks and u of a student's.

Edmonton used to be very blue collar. Now everyone is soft as shit

If he touches the Golden Boy, we hang him from the legislature.

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I visited vimy ridge and its the most eerie thing ever. So fucking quiet you can hear a mouse fart.

Never wish for a war like that to happen again.

I've been thinking about toying with a new monkier for Edmonton: "Edmonslum"

THESE NIBBAS ON CBC ACCUSING JASON KENNEY AND UCP OF WHITE SUPREMACY LMFAO

Banff-Kananaskis might flip
>Banff-Kananaskis might flip
Banff-Kananaskis might flip
>Banff-Kananaskis might flip
Banff-Kananaskis might flip
>Banff-Kananaskis might flip
Banff-Kananaskis might flip
>Banff-Kananaskis might flip

Our giant Goose and he wouldn't dare.

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Have to move from the country to Edmonton for sisters university education, please kill me now.

SALTMINES ARE WORKING OVERTIME. HIRING ROCK TRUCK DRIVERS MUST HAVE FIRST AID, CLASS 1, H2S AND PASS PISS TEST

Par for the course with CBC. Vote People's Party in the federal election, they'll defund them.

Edmonslime

WHAT NOW LOSERS

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There's a couple things that can happen:
If the current government in power is voted against a vote of no confidence may be called, if they lose that then an election is held. This only really happens with minority governements.
In a majority government case, the leader of the majority party (so the Primer Minister/Premier) must call another election within five years of assuming office, but it usually happens after around four.
I'm pretty sure the crown (Queen, Governor General, or Leuitenant Governor) can just tell the government to have an election too, but I don't think that's happened in modern history.

It's been a while since I took high school social so I might be wrong in some places, but that's the gist of it.

"Yes", it's similar to an embassy I think?

Jason Kenny must explain why he has never had a wife or girlfriend. Alberta has the right to know.

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lol what the fuck. do you have a giant moose and maple syrup bottle

top kek

Bernier is going to make Têtes à claques real again

Who gives a shit it's 2015

the mods are cucks too they sre deleting ucp celebration msgs.


What an echo chamber

REDDIT SALT

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It's a thing all through small town Canada to have giant things as statues.

MAC THE MOOSE

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Why do you still live with your sister?

This is barely a win.
A real win be 70 seats.
You're beyond fucked in 2023.

Have you seen his sister? I'd live with her too.

Everybody go to reddit.com/r/alberta/ and bring back posts from hysterical NDP supporters. They're SEETHING about these results.

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This thing is just East of Toronto, lol.

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Probably, but there a giant easter egg, golf club, bat, and pierogi all in Alberta alone. Also a gopher meseum.
It's just a weird thing small towns do to get people driving on the highway to stop by for 10 minutes and maybe spend a few bucks.

Giant Beaver in beaverlodge

>LIBERAL LEADER JUST GOT DEFEATED
LIBERAL LEADER JUST GOT DEFEATED
>LIBERAL LEADER JUST GOT DEFEATED
LIBERAL LEADER JUST GOT DEFEATED
>LIBERAL LEADER JUST GOT DEFEATED
LIBERAL LEADER JUST GOT DEFEATED
>LIBERAL LEADER JUST GOT DEFEATED
LIBERAL LEADER JUST GOT DEFEATED
>LIBERAL LEADER JUST GOT DEFEATED
LIBERAL LEADER JUST GOT DEFEATED

FUN AF FACT I LEARNED DUCK HUNTING:

This is not a CanadiaN Goose - it's a CanadA Goose - no ending n.

Sat there with my buddy in the blind all day saying - well that's fucking dumb, the geese are from Canada why aren't they Canadian Geese?

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*crack*
*siiiip*

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This is a tourist attracting in Kipling.

A FUCKING PAPERCLIP

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youve heard of elf on the shelf

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I never understood this kind of stuff. In theory an Alberta wide site should be tolerating the clear winner of an election. What sore losers.

The Liberals, in AB, aren't a serious party.
Are you referring to the 'liberal' party?

>private healthcare
What did they mean by this.

LOSER IN A CRUISER

Beaverlodge, AB has a giant beaver statue. CHECKMATE ATHEISTS

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Friggin edmonton painted orange

>hi there it's me clippit
>here to reap your soul

Okay, here's one that is actually cool.

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Oi! Don't touch the goose or he'll fookin' nip ya!

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YOU RIGHT WING RURAL RETARDS FUCKING ELECTED DRUMPF

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I haven't been paying attention to Ford, what's he actually done?
Same question for Legault. All I really know is that there were protests over laws forbidding religious dress in government positions

>private healthcare
If only.

It's reddit, what did you expect?

Based Big Joe

Isnt that in the yard of the guy who jewed his way up from trading a paperclip to eventually trading for a house though?

This is the town mocking others.
Unironically one of the best attractions.

Shit happens in r politics. I swear the mods have punchable faces like carl the c uck and aids skrillex

WE DID IT BOYS


NOTLEY IS GONE


MAKE ALBERTA GREAT AGAIN

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I don't know. That would at least add a backstory to it lol

The biggest Jew in Canada

Finally we get rid of the notely scourge.
Now it's time for compensation payments from Ontario and Quebec. They've stolen billions and we want it back

>"What a serious disappointment that there’s so many albertans who care more about saving a few bucks than about human rights."
What did they mean by this?

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