Alberta Election General /aeg/

Pinko salt mine edition

>partys last election
NDP - New Democratic Party (left wing SJW's) - 52 seats
UCP - United Conservative Party (ourguys, kinda) - 25 seats
Alberta Party (center cucks) - 3 seats
Liberal Party (center left cucks) - 1 seat
FCA - Freedom Conservative Party (ourguys) - 0 seats

>polls
April 15th:
NDP - 32%
UCP - 51%
Alberta - 10%
Liberal - 2%
FCA - 3%

>seat projections
87 seats, 44 needed for a majority, 66 needed for 75% majority
April 15th:
UCP: 66 seats
NDP: 20 seats
Alberta: 1 seat (lul)
FCA: 0 seats (*sad face*)

>Results (as of 1AM)
UCP - 63 seats
NDP - 24 seats
Alberta - 0 seats
Liberal - 0 seats
FCA - 0 seats

>livestreams
Global News - youtube.com/watch?v=jvk8hgjv7Fg [Open]
CBC - youtube.com/watch?v=gHPv5T0pvN8 [Open]

>Live riding maps
edmonton.ctvnews.ca/election-2019/results?vw=4
theglobeandmail.com/canada/alberta/article-alberta-election-2019-live-map-and-results/

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Jean
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Based, first for BC turns blue

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WE DID IT BOYS

NDP IS OUT

YEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAWWWWWWWW

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honk honk to you dear leafs

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It might just happen

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Turn off the taps

It's over.

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Currently 63-24. Edmonton-West Henday looks like it might flip UCP.

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Based Lannyposter

Need some Albertafags to caption this.

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HONK HONK

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Wish I was in 'berta, drinking brews with the boys right about now.

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THREAD THEME youtube.com/watch?v=UKjNVVmLCGQ

ROLLIN FOR ALBERTAN SECESSION!
CZECH EM FAGS

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Sask guy here. What's the story with Lethbridge that they voted NDP?

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Nothing more satisfying seeing liberal smugness being absolutely fucking squashed in the instant they don't win an election.

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51st state, when

More like youtu.be/ykEpCbQ7cAM

>check facebook
>see a dozen "IF U VOTED UCP UNFRIEND ME NOW!!"
>comment "no" on all of them so i don't have to do it myself.

When did people get so petty?

SOON

funny Lethbridge story: back in the early aughts there were basically no paved roads in Saskatchewan because they couldn't afford to maintain them so they just tore them up, but Lethbridge sits on the border between the two provinces so when you would go from the Alberta side you'd be riding on brand new beautiful asphalt until you hit dead centre of town and then you'd hid gravel as soon as you crossed the border. Good times lol

lol right right, you got it.

If we could mine the salt from my fb feed and get royalties, we’d balance the budget in no time.

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Never, ya cunts.

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That’s Lloydminster.

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So boys, who did he vote for?

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>liberals react like children

Have you been living under a rock? It's the current year + 4.333...

Out of the way, plebs. Here comes the real esoteric stuff.
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kek, based. Mostly whiny uptight fags who are like that, mostly normalized from "muh orange man" hysteria and it being ok to be an asshole to someone for not wanting to be a tax sheep. Just laugh and smile user and never give in to the commie fags.

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I remember there being a noticeable difference, and having some Schattenfreude when Calgary finally had a winter sufficiently cold to make their roads break up. Since Saskatchewan started voted Sask Party (a conservative party) they now hire contractors who do a more efficent job. (By the way, you're thinking of Lloyd not Lethbridge.)

Lethbridgebro here. The west side of town hosts a liberal arts university. SJW central. Even my white male M.Sc. supervisor was seething when Trump won

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test

More Alberta memes pls. I want a good one to make social media fags seethe

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>plebs
ok, pal. How about this?
youtube.com/watch?v=8k41D9por6c

yeah you're right it is Lloydminister. Forgive me, I've lived in Québec for the last decade and haven't been home for a very long time. How embarrassing (but still not as bad as Rachel Notley)!

Vegan Nazi King Jesus Christ

I was really hoping shannon Phillips would get punted but I think theres a good chance she quits soon and takes a job with an NGO
Either way fuck her and fuck yellowstone2yukon .

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>yellowstone2yukon
Is that the thing that's taking all the fun out of going to Westcastle?

I know, that was a dumb fucking mistake. Hey, it's 2 am here and I have been shitposting for hours. see for more details

11th province

I'm sad that neither the FCP or the independence party won any seats. UCP is at least 6 gorillion times better than the NDP, but there was better options out there.

Show your flag faggot

it's canadian, you dumb shit. Kiss my ass.

>Forgive me, I've lived in Québec for the last decade and haven't been home for a very long time.
No worries, it happens to all of us.

Probably, not sure exactly what you mean by west castle but they want to make a continuous area of land from Yellowstone park to the Yukon completely off limits to humans.
I know they dont admit it right now, and they say certain things will be allowed but I've talked to people who were deep involved and they admitted the end goal is a giant strip of land where even hiking and hunting isnt allowed
I'm doing a shit job explaining this but I'm phoneposting so you'll have to forgive me

Ya right. Fuckin kike jidf

Why do people in alberta vote NDP over trudeaus liberals so much lol

Too many shitskins, faggots, and union losers in Edmonton. That's who votes ndp

Also its good that this is the second election in recent history that absolutely btfos trudeau

Fair enough

durr suck my dick, you happy?

haha it may indeed

ndp was originally a party for farmers and laborers
liberals were never popular in alberta, was easier to have ndp which used to be more neutral about quebec and pro oil worker

Meme parties don't get seats when people are angry

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Thanks French bro.

Albertans were pissed in 2015, and the biggest meme party of them all won.

That city is like 60% based due to all the mormons, blue collar workers and farmers. The university is fucking cancer and the college is incredibly based, especially the business department.

It's just all the profs and students shitting on the failed NDP MLA prof for being a retarded demagogue.

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clearly an anarchist so probably nobody

Ok thx leaf

Likely NDP, he was screaming about xenophobia and sexuality (also heard he shouted something about Kenney)

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Let's go boys. Glad that talking meat flap is out, sucking up with trudeau, ndp and liberals hold no seats. Kenny with a majority, even called out the rockafellers and said the loud minority can fuck off in his speech. Enjoy your beers, god bless. Six more months until we take back the country next.

pas du problem, mon gars. quit it with that meme flaggot shit though, it's pretty worn out NPC-tier thinking.

astute assessment desu
Feels pretty good to be in the bible belt

Fucking rights bud, after that. We cut the head of the snake that is the middle East. Fuck them and fuck there oil, and fuck america for their part in this. Ripping is off no more, fuck em. We will sell to China and Russia, never sell to the states again.

Deus vult eh

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Yas

Twitter's getting spicy

The 40%, if it even is 40% is just natives and white trash or mormons who ran away to be degenerate drug addicts/hedonists.

I live in Edmonton now and I miss that city so much. I miss being able to walk into nearly any store and see someone I know or who knows me. I'm going back to where the wind blows hard and the shitlibs are contained on the westside and downtown where they belong.

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I know that fucking faggot, Malice Sutton. Grew up with him in Callingwood. He was screaming anti UCP shit.

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NOTLEY CAN STILL WIN GUYS

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What was the queer like? When my fiance showed me that I was wondering why no one went and just beat the shit out of that fucking faggot in the street.

>Getting told by a former NHL player

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Based

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Who the fuck is Jean?

Fuckeneh buddy. Downtown is badically skid row ever since they put a safe injection site in the old Roadhouse, but the outskirts are still God's country.

Kek. Neil "my wife's son" Macdonald is at it again. Can't wait to see how he reacts when Scheer and Bernier defund the CBC.
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How much NDP fucked Alberta over the past 4 years?

This photo says it all. She did this more than once too.

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Everytime I walk downtown I wish someone would just go into galt gardens and shoot away the filth.

I know its a great town when I say the gov should just put out a bad batch and clean out all the degenerates. Had a guy steal my bottles out of my shed by breaking a window on it when the door was fucking unlocked.

Knock on my damn door and I'd have just given them to him after I spit my snus into his eye.

>Edmonton and Calgary NDP

what absolute paki infested shitheaps

>Why do conservatives hold conservative values

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Calgary was mostly UCP though

The moment that noose got a little tighter this twink managed to remember alberta exists and wants to help. 2016 was the turning point that opened a lot of eyes.

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>numales and whales

3 ridings outside Edmonton. Its not coloured folk its union workers bud. They are in many cases emailed instructions on how to vote and FOR WHOM.

The future is wide open, boys.

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what happened in 2016? Also who is going to win in october

The Maritime Union would destroy all Westcucks.

I know he's obviously liberal, but how unhinged was he? I'm used to freaks on whyte avenue and he seemed like "just another one". Weird to see him personalized..

Who the fuck names their kid Malice?

Eh things are maybe 20% worse than they would be under a PC government. NDP broke 42 straight years of PC rule and obviously spooked a few businesses before the oil collapse

This is a huge problem in Canadian politics. Scheer (25% Jew) got in last minute via union spamming

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Jean

here you go brother. He's more famously know as Jerry Lundegaard.

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Just vote for Scheer or Maxime. They will create a coalition together no matter who wins. Don't listen to weird boomers complaining about a "vote split", they don't understand how politics work after 50 years somehow.

>muh jobs
>just keep saying it
What a flaming faggot. He thinks he resonates with people that work.

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>what happened in 2016
Referring to the american election. A lot of people globally where watching it an showed what you see on media and social media isn't reality, it also exposed liberals as dishonest madmen opening up right winged politics.
One hundred percent andrew sheer will win, if he gets majority or minority house is unsure.

Was about to vote for first time 33 now.

Then a Canada Bro reminded me that this Kenney fag was immigration minister under Harper aka 3million+ doctors and scientists. Its all the same shit bros acceleration-ism : )

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