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subsidies for music venues desu

I'm building my Jerusalem.
Revel in its glory.

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youtube.com/watch?v=X3-H5jGoags
>Shriek the brincels over crusted screen
>Convulsing together virginally
>Move the mouse, REE aloud
>"Cokeposter did a number on me"
>Sniffed up I post and sniffed up I win
>Leaving all the Keanecels weeping
>HELL YEAH
>I'M THE ONE THAT JUST DONE YA
>HELL YEAH
>I'M THE COKEPOSTER

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Do you ever actually sleep you mentalist?

why? so you incels can book Keane gigs?

why do you envy me for my unhealthy sleep habits?

Just realised one of mines on there. And you still dont know how to press check.

why do you envy him for envying your unhealthy sleep habits?

why do you?
why do?
why?

congrats on making it into the Jerusalem lad
because I wish I was that envious

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Maisie Williams gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
H-hello, Im user. Y-youre the prettiest girl Ive seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I GOT MY TURDCUTTER WAXED!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with its leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Maisie cocks her head and squints at the menu
ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? ITS ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, ILL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?
>look at the menu. It's in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!
Im sorry, madam, we don-
I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Maisie pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, ITS ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AINT WE?
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Maisie is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

I'd suck the farts out of her shit pipe t b h

>mfw UC are wondering why I'm spending so much money in euros
The jig is up lads, think they know I've become a gambling addict in Monaco aving lines like a scouser in a fiat 500.

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...

>one day closer to our ruination
Feels good lads, I might actually get to see it with my own eyes.
youtube.com/watch?v=cyVMQ-1lJ6c

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I'm going to be out of the country over the end of May, how do I arrange for a postal vote for the European elections?
are we going to get ballot papers?

why do you envy my negligent formatting?

can any of you recommend free GIF-making software? I'm planning on making more of my OC since I know brit/pol/ loves it

Never gets old

post tunes
youtube.com/watch?v=UzcanlDoEWQ

La goblina última de las islas Bonglina.

youtube.com/watch?v=1QBi4T4vPGQ
this song intimidates Keanecels

Vote Sargon in the European elections.
Not because he's our guy but because it'll irritate seven shades of piss stained blood out of the mainstream media and leave them screeching about it.
Fuck, the BBC would probably go hard leave over it.

You can tell they are classy because they are still eating out of the trays and not from on the floor where they dropped them.

sounds like a LARP t b h kid
why do you envy based slampigs? Is it because they can afford kebab and chips and you can't?

Photoshop.

american are so fat they've started to evolve wheels.

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I.. I could afford kebabs if I wanted to.
I just.. choose not to.

So they didn't let us leave the EU. The EU will see diving plague after divine plague until they let us go. Notre Dame and Parliament's flooding is just the beginning. And God help them after the EU elections, they will need it and what fun it be after the EU election. Let my people go, EU!

There is a higher authority than any on Earth. This is going to be found out the hard way instead of heeding these words, I feel. The hard way it is then so must it be. God's will is unquestionable.

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I thought that was for editing stills t b h
lol you're lying you poorfag
you can't afford any takeaway food, can you?

never been to a party, right?

I.. live near enough the takeaway that I can smell it cooking.. that's.. enough.. for me.

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Boycott paki businesses.
Don't support immigrants and rape gangs.

Lies
I know you envy me for pic related, incel

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>t. can't afford kebab

Kebabs are fucking disgusting, I'm fine with my parmos.

I just want to say fuck Kikes, fuck Jannies and most importantly Fuck "Just give them a Firm handshake" Boomers

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i aint going through the arduous process of getting a license just to be limited to 22 lr, id rather just move to ameriland.

that being said, how would we go about legalising privately owned firearms in higher calibers and without the need of another fucking license?

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then why are you so seething that I can afford it and you can't lol?
why do you envy based boomers for their astute investment and well-earned social mobility?

Fuck Im tired

>so seething that I can afford it and you cant lol
What?

you're seething because I can afford kebab and you can't

But a parmo literally cost more than a kebab you stupid paki cunt.

why does that matter when you can't afford either? LARP more incel

Fucking hell mate that's a dullards response.
It's just sad.

how long until pissed off wagies attack them?

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are you a braindead cunt ? stop giving him (you)s

Calm down you fucking nerd, giving (you)s is a fun passtime.

Is there anything sadder than a leftist middle class protest. Depressing desu.

did we get to the indo-europeans when talking about the people of britain yesterday ? i saved this from the thread but never got round to talking about it

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you can't answer it though can you, because you're poor
why are you trying to stifle free discussion?

we were discussing Cheddar Man being black weren't we?

>smeared shit over the walls
>attacked staff several times
>constantly rude and abusive
>installed secret cameras to spy on staff

Do you believe this bbc interview with a Ecuadorian diplomat about assange?

what a boring post

Brexit and tinnies

I'm not sure if this is sleep deprivation but I'm losing it lads. I'm getting the urge to scream like a spastic and throw eggs at shit among god knows how many other things my brain will want soon enough

sleep then ?

periscope.tv/w/1ZkJzrwaRArJv?q=london

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>information for brits on how Americans buy firearms

>be me
>american
>neighbor has nice pistol
>it's for sale
>pay him
>take gun
>it's mine now

They're right, you know

Are you coke poster?

I so envy you bastards in some ways

I was like that at uni.

Anyway, any chance any of you lads are into archaeology? Want to know the names of some firms with HS2 contracts, particularly small ones as I want a better learning experience.

Why would a wagie give a shit? If I had a great excuse like that not be at work I'd be thrilled.

I've been trying to for the past 12 hours lad.
Would be funny If I was.
The American system inarguably has gigantic flaws though, seriously the amount of actual schitzos from the states with Firearms in general that I've met (of whom all usually own almost exclusively revolvers and lever action rifles oddly enough) Either kill themselves or others soon after is astounding.
Personally a Swiss style system is where I want UK Firearms to be.

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Most of them will be praying for something like this to happen

throw the eggs m8, throw the eggs. the eggs want to go home, they belong in their place. send them home, user. send the eggs home.

oh, and live stream it if you can. lol

twitter.com/BBCJamesCook/status/1118465446603370496
>MUH GRENFELL

I fucking hate Stuchbury.

Fair play to Extinction Rebellion, at least they actually do something for their cause other than moan on the internet like most far-right groups.

As accelerationists we should support their actions.

I love how you think that you'll be able to obtain a firearm given the list you're on OP.
Perhaps in America, but not here in bongistan.

We're barely allowed to carry spoons.

they are retards though

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Who cares, they're pissing off the government and wagecucks in London.

Wagecucks have won the lottery, they get a day off from the living nightmare of their lives

Based

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This

you said "at least they actually do something for their cause" but they aren't.... so yuno,

>who cares
well id assume they would but of course they dont because they are retards lol

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>CHUK
Also where's UKIP?

twitter.com/britainelects/status/1118480874893381632

Looks like UKIP are in for a wipeout then lads.

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Brexit party will be proscribed within the week lol

look at this shit lads

>Extinction Rebellion (abbreviated as XR) is a socio-political movement which intends to utilise nonviolent resistance to avert climate breakdown, halt biodiversity loss, and minimise the risk of human extinction and ecological collapse.

So why aren't they protesting in the countries which are contributing the most to climate breakdown, biodiversity loss, ecological collapse and human extinction ?

>Extinction Rebellion's website states its aims as:
>"The Government must tell the truth about the climate and wider ecological emergency, reverse inconsistent policies and work alongside the media to communicate with citizens.
>The Government must enact legally binding policy measures to reduce carbon emissions to net zero by 2025 and to reduce consumption levels.
>A national Citizens' assembly to oversee the changes, as part of creating a democracy fit for purpose."

"The Government must enact legally binding policy measures to reduce carbon emissions to net zero by 2025 and to reduce consumption levels." great, I agree, lets make the switch to sustainable energy now for a start. but this won't change anything when there are still a billion indians, a billion chinks and a billion niggers throwing plastic into the sea etcetc

>From there website
>The Truth
>We are facing an unprecedented global emergency. Life on Earth is in crisis: scientists agree we have entered a period of abrupt climate breakdown, and we are in the midst of a mass extinction of our own making.

Mind blowing. Whites are due to not even exist in the future if our situation gets worse and these leftist retards are fighting for "MUH FUTURE :("

its a honeypot. no one clicks that.

just spent the morning playing basketball, im going to take a shit, then go to the butchers and get a big steak to eat rare with some fried eggs. theres some wagies outside building scaffolding around the flat. noisy.

>its a honeypot.

its pastebin you mong

not really