POWERFUL

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>And this is where I keep the 5 gallon bucket of cat food I go through every month

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would smash first two

CUTE

>Star Whores : Return of the Slit

Yeah, was it intentional to put the uggos in the back? What did they mean by that?

I don’t get it, is this that Handmaiden Story thing the lefties are all so nuts about?

>the white race is supe-

uhhhhh. guys?

what epic hand gesture is that supposed to be? Are they asking for money or something?

What's with all the massive fucking foreheads in this image? Inbreds?

not even one goes above 4/10

Femcels

#4 in line looks cute. The rest should be resettled undergound.

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Would first four and of the rest

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Is this Western culture now? Where's my rope...

>Gay of Thrones cosplay

Why are they all white? Oh yeah, because only white women are this fucking lame.

Why the fuck are they snapping their fingers in unison?

A FUCKING DWARF

Would smash the fatty standing 2nd.

Imagine the smell

Someone put numbers on them lets ROLL //POLL.

paid event actors

mumbrella.com.au/solo-a-marketing-disaster-story-519700

>I’m always excited for a new Star Wars movie, and a good friend bought me a ticket to a special Falcon Formation event at Fox Studios. For $77 you got to take part in “something spectacular” and be part of 500 “specially selected crewmates to bring the iconic Millenium Falcon to life” and then watch the movie before it launched anywhere around the world.

>So a few of us got to chatting to more people and found out that out of the 500 people needed, they had only sold 100 or so tickets. The rest of the 500 was made up of paid actors, paid extras etc.

>Everyone received numbers and were told to stand in a designated place, so they could film 500 people with light up things on their hand. A drone took images and video, to show all these ‘fans’ making a Millenium Falcon.


this looks like another pathetic stunt where they paid 100+ females to show up, dressed as rey, to mimic the weird ass scene where she falls into some 'evil sith hole' full of fun house mirrors and sees an infinite number of herself and then snaps her fingers.
the scene they are mimicking:
youtu.be/hY8FEpLdfYI?t=76

man child rian johnson's explanation of the horrible scene:
youtube.com/watch?v=RPe_htJlIlc

they all just need slapped around a little

I

Kek, like with Captain Marvel and their empty sold out theaters.

Disney “donated” tickets for the last Star Wars to three local middle schools that I know of.

White Women don't represent white people

>Jews control the media wholesale and influence hundreds of millions of people but they can't find a few hundred people who actually pay to be part of a Disney event
Does everything have to be a conspiracy? Can't there just be a few hundred useful idiots?

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Still better then - muslim apes.

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first

Kek
Rolling

not bad.. I think.. is she holding her cat?

>Does everything have to be a conspiracy? Can't there just be a few hundred useful idiots?


how is it a conspiracy when its been proven again and again that they do shit like this to drum up interest in shitty movies? its literally documented right there in the link i posted.

mumbrella.com.au/solo-a-marketing-disaster-story-519700

You don't get to fuck the cat, leaf
for fuck sake

Rewl

>Does everything have to be a conspiracy? Can't there just be a few hundred useful idiots?

also, do you think 100+ white girls all dressed up like rey and showed up to the same premiere randomly, all on their own? that it wasnt organized by the studio/theater? thats ridiculous

this desu

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they're probably snapping
its a thing with lefties now instead of clapping

>The biggest media corporation in the world doesn't have the wherewithal to convince a small portion of a populace of mouth-breathers to see a shitty movie
>Better conspire instead
Have you ever heard of Occam's Razor?

women are stupid

>You don't get to fuck the cat, leaf
>not bad.. I think.. is she holding her cat?

its a stuffed animal, look at the tag, probably the 'crystal cat' things from TLJ 'salt' planet

/Roling 2

good child-bearing hips win

>>The biggest media corporation in the world doesn't have the wherewithal to convince a small portion of a populace of mouth-breathers to see a shitty movie


did ya read the link? a media person was given free tickets to an event, showed up, asked around, and 80% of the people there admitted to being paid. so either 400 people lied and made up a story saying they w ere paid to be there.... or they were paid to be there.

you're the one actually claiming fact is a ludicrous conspiracy.

>The Homliest Jedi competition is heating up

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I want the person in the mask and orange jacket behind trips.

Four looks the best, might do one and two if they lost some weight.

fucking hell women are cringe

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Are these what you call...femcels?

Nope you got the shitskin

Everybody knows Disney is defrauding their investors with fake ticket sales and stunts like this, shill. Everybody.

Time’s Up.

I'll have #1 pls

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i want the fatty plzzzz

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rolling

I would unironically fill Rey #2 with my lightsaber, if you know what I mean.

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Rolling

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4th one looks cute

>I’m not like the other girls
Are they all single?

look how individual they all are, powerful.

would totally fuck second, third and fourth chicks though

Women were a mistake.

>IT'S THE TOBI KADACHI!

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Wtf is this ?
They all jews !
Creepy!

>That pose you make when someone stiffed you some shekels

Any woman who is a fan of star wars, Harry Potter, or reddit is cancer and you should stay away from those subhuman abominations

Alright

Have any of these idiots actually read Harry Potter?
The entire plot of the 5th book is Harry and his friends fighting against the ministry for the right to be know defensive magic.

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god damn it roll

IT'S FUCKING DOCUMENTED YOU KIKE PARASITE

Im also into gore

I'd let nr 4 force succ me on tuesdays.

>Germany is not allowed to use defensive magic
topkek Hans

>that guy disagrees with me, he must be all the things I don't like!
Sorry, I'm a straight white gun-owning Republican-voting male with a family and a career. It's not my fault you can't form an argument other than "everyone knows!"

white women were a mistake

We already know you are.

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Rolling

>I'm a Republican
>makes kike argument
lolk

A whole line of punchable faces

May the fat be with you.
What does this prove other than that women can be obsessed femcel losers as well.

Calling me the name of a group you don't like is also not an argument.

Now excuse me while I continue being a Roman Catholic. Oh shit, Jow Forums doesn't care for us either, right? Well, I have you still have something to be mad about without forming an argument of any kind, lucky you.

fuck

Cqn women who wield the force give handjobs from across the room?
Asking for a friend.

>I have you still have
fuck
at least you still have*

It's sad that women become obsessed with characters that have everything given to them through no effort of their own almost exclusively, even into adulthood.

> 3rd one is white in US

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Rolle

rull, paki cunt

r-roll desu

Fugg, guess we have to share.
Which hole do you prefer?

2 or I big gay.

Based kek.

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I wouldn't want any of them.

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