>Be at farmers market hosted at local college >See a couple of people selling custom jewelry >See small silver pendent with some dune runes on it >Ask them what it says >"Oh it's Arabic for 'The Greatest', it refers to Allah." >Get devious idea >Buy necklace
>Day 1 >Go to where local feminist club is on campus >They're always doing some stupid shit >Since we're getting close to a week-long thanksgiving break, it's about MUH NATIVE AMERICANS >One of them looks new, vaguely kike-ish with problem glasses but still kinda cute holds up sign saying something along the line of Pocahontas being a rape victim >More experienced bull-dyke feminist is next to her holding up a similar sign >Mention that Pocahontas willingly embraced English culture and was baptized, hardly a victim >Dyke gets triggered >Starts winding herself up, "WHY DO YOU SUPPORT RAPE, HUH? WHY DO YOU SUPPORT RAPE?!" >Start saying shit about how it isn't "rape" if a woman willingly submits to her husband as the Prophet Muhammad, Peace Be Upon Him, says women should. >Dyke pauses confused >Suddenly notices the necklace I'm wearing >Looks at the necklace then at me >Looks like she's trying to judge if I'm some White looking Arab >Start mentioning that it isn't sexism or hatred to ask a woman to act like a woman, it's just acting in accordance with Islam >"Sister, I recommend you read the Qur'an sometime. It can change your life!" >Awkward silence from them as I walk off, look over my shoulder to see the two having a VERY uncomfortable looking conversation.
>Day 2 >Go to the library this time >Know I'm in a very 'diverse' campus >Rent a copy of the Qur'an with a VERY visible cover >Quietly read it for a bit >Look up to see some Arab dude looking at me >Smile at him >He eventually says "Aw-Salaamu Alaikum" almost like a test >"Alaikum Salaam brother." >Immediately seems excited >Introduces himself as Omar >Instantly is all buddy-buddy >Introduces me to a few of his friends >We all go to lunch at this middle-eastern food truck >Turns out Omar and the guy who runs it are distant cousins >Still gives us a 15% discount on all the food >Fuckinggreatshawarma.jpg >Conversation turns to politics >Specifically Israel >"Allah willing, Palestine will be free and the devil's children will be driven into the sea!" >Start showing him happy merchant memes on my phone >Get home to find the absolute madman invited me as a friend on facebook and started sharing merchant memes for his whole family to see.
Anthony Gonzalez
>Day 3 >Get a text, apparently Omar invited me to have dinner with his family >Whythefucknot? >Rest of the day is uneventful >Get to his family's house. Pretty middle class >He has a fuck ton of sisters and brothers though >Including one really cute one about my age >Eventually they're all sitting together, it's hamburgers for dinner >All eyes on me >"So user," Omar's father begins, "How did you become a Muslim?" >Quickly make up some thing about reading the Qur'an about a year or two ago and being inspired by it >He smiles >For some reason I'm the topic of conversation all the way to dessert >Dessert is this kind of tasty, candy-pastry thing called Halva >Eventually everyone has eaten, most of the family goes to separate parts of the house, I volunteer to help Omar's mom with dishes >She notices this and instead asks the qt daughter from before to help me instead >Get to talking with her, she's fairly shy but we strike up a conversation about books >She mentions she likes The Lord of The Rings >Tell her to check out the Silmarillion if she gets the chance >Eventually dishes are done and get ready to go home >Omar's dad calls me over to have a chat >ohfucknigga >think I've been found out, don't want to be akbar'd >Eventually make my way over to him >"Everything alright, sir?" >He tells me he wants to talk in private >ohfuck >Go to a small little room he calls his office >Don't see any computer but see a fax machine at least >He sits at the desk, looks at me >"So do you like Fatima, user?" >Ask him what he means >"She's about your age and a good girl. Would you like to date her, user?" >Don't understand if this is some joke or something >"Not at all! You look like you have a good head on your shoulders. I want my daughter to be with a good man." >Eventually say something about if I have his permission, then sure I'd love to date her >He smiles, says I can go, then calls for his daughter as I leave
Ayden Lee
>Day 4 >Get text saying its from Fatima early in the morning >Asks if I'd need a ride to the local Mosque >Ohfuck >Don't know what excuse to make to explain why I can't be there >Eventually say I've got my own ride >She says she hopes to see me there afterwards >Quickly look up a video on how to pray in a Mosque >Barely get any of it but rush there anyways >Mosque is pretty simple, mostly follow the motions of everyone around me >Fucking hurts like hell on my feet though >Afterwards a few guys try to strike up conversation with me, including another White Muslim >He seems to be treating his faith much more serious than me >Still, ask him quietly why it seems like everyone is so buddy-buddy with me >Says that I'm new and the Ummah wants to give a good impression to me >More than that though, he mentions something about "sadly because of Racial stereotypes" a lot of Muslims LOVE white converts, especially white guys becoming Muslims >They feel on some level that it gives more credence/justification to their faith "when it shouldn't" he adds >After Mosque, meet Fatima in the parking lot >Her mother drove her there, no sign of her father though >She's blushing when she sees me >Eventually ask if she'd like to grab some Starbucks sometime >I was never really good with girls, but she seems to love everything I say >We get to talking about books, and TV shows, even a few movies >She mentions she likes videogames too >Ask her which ones >Says she has a gaming PC and plays on steam >"Mostly stuff like FFXIV though" >holyshit.jpg >Mention I play the game too, on a different server >Conversation becomes much more lively after that, the date's fantastic, lasts the whole day. >It's like she's this perfect balance between modern and traditional >Drop her off at her family's house >"Thanks user! I had a really great time!" >Feel ontop of the fucking world
Chase Miller
>Days 5-7 >Seems like the whole Muslim community on campus knows my name now >Will get random Muslims asking how I'm doing >Get invited to parties >I was never invited to parties before >Have a massive amount of Muslim dudes in my circle of friends >We collectively start messing with the Feminists on campus >Some of them go full on "Ehhh gimme da P U S S Y" and shit in broken english >Feminists don't seem to report us because we're Muslims and oppressed >Eventually the feminists just stopped coming to that spot on campus >TFW I realize I created a localized no-go zone >TFW I realize I accidentally was enforcing Shariah Law on campus >TFW this is the high life.
Luis Nguyen
good read, op.
Grayson Ward
Not reading your make believe story, get a job
Luis Robinson
This legit should be a movie Nice story OP, even if it's fake
If this is true youre gonna get honorkilled if they find out.
Better convert for real or move far away.
James Wilson
Hmm this copy pasta is STALE. Americunt, why don't you make something inventive instead of copying what someone wrote down word for word years ago?
Michael Jenkins
Pussy
Aaron Cruz
That’s funny, too bad it never happened
Aaron King
This has got to be fake but the alternative is just too funny. Good read either way OP
Joseph Johnson
If this was real and you get tired of it, you're fucked. You'd either have to move to a different state or get allah akbar'd because apostasy is a death sentence. Pretty dangerous LARP, but might be worth it.
Liam Reed
nice try someone already did this go fuck yourself OP
Jason Walker
Great work OP. You are either a sociopath or an intensely curious person. Post nudes of Fatima if you can. If you get discovered, the father will get a fatwa from the local imam to kill you.
Lucas Torres
This is really stale copy pasta actually.
Lincoln Barnes
Ah, this old story.
Nolan Bailey
Ye but did you smash that muzzie pussie bro?
Adam Allen
Delicious pasta
Aiden King
Nice copypasta, OP. I was afraid that no-one had saved a copy of it, and that it had been lost to the internet.
