I'm Going To Be President

Hillary's voters will vote for me. The Niggers will vote for me. The Accelerationists will vote for me. The Illegals will vote for me. That townhall I hosted on Fox secured my nomination. You lost Jow Forums.

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He really does have a chance. Scary times we are living in. Good thing he will get nothing done. Another 4 stagnant years.

And America will die, and then Canada will have to put up with all your niggers and beans coming here. The one consolation of this is that when the USA collapses there will be nobody to protect Israel.

>Will you pay that 52% tax you a proposing?
>No you pay it.
That killed him right there.

Sanders isn't the DNC favorite. It will be Biden.

lol bump since ptg is completely and utterly fucking raided again! fuck mods!

Biden isn't even in the running, faggot. He's been sitting on the fence for months!

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Blue collar Ohiofag here. Trust me, nobody is voting for this guy. As Ohio goes, so does the rest of the nation.

It has already been decided newfriend.

Yea only for the nut jobs who want the government to dissolve and live in this fantasy world thinking they are cowboys or some shit and can live off the grid.

yeah u all need to fix your shit too
treadu is a real fucking winner
the kinda of guy that lets muzzies fuck his wife too because of sharing and everyone should get an oppurtunity

The real funny part is thinking even if he does win, you think his shit's getting past Congress?

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>Oh no no no no

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You don't know shit. Go watch more Qanon conspiracy videos, loser.

Buddy, I prefer Bernie myself. But I'm not in denial about what the DNC will do. They are going to choose Joe Biden.

Nationwide polling is not an accurate reflection of how the electoral college will play out. We saw that in 2016.

>likes Bernie.
He's a total fucking fraud whose economic policies would destroy the Unites States. Fuck Bernie and fuck you

If I were Trump, this would be the demorat I'd want to run against.

All I said is I prefer Bernie to Biden. If I were registered to vote in the Dem primary I would vote for Tulsi.

The DNC changed their rules so that independents can't be nominated. Did he actually rergister (D) or is he actually running as a third party independent?

I've been thinking about this. We've had 3 nuclear options in a row. Bernie already said he'd order his VP to jam Medicare for All through the Senate by changing the rules to prevent the filibuster or using reconciliation. He may be a socialist Jew, but he's also a madman. DNC will do everything in their power to stop him. But RNC couldn't stop Trump. I'm pretty sure in the off chance he gets in, he'll go apeshit and pack the courts and jam through socialized healthcare by any means necessary. The butthurt would be heard around the world and beyond.

>Bernie already said he'd order his VP
>his VP

you're a fucking retard

He'd declared a national health emergency and give basic medicaid to every American. But ya, the DNC ultimately will stop him from getting that far.

That's another option. I sort of dig the idea from a right-accelerationist point of view. The country's a joke. The world's an even bigger one. Clown town for sure. Zion Don turned out to be totally kiked. Let's just cut out the middle man. Put a socialist Jew with no respect for the parties or institutions right in the oval office. Find some really deranged degenerate tranny nigger with clown makeup and a funny accent and promote it as his best VP choice. Then pop the popcorn in the microwave and watch what happens.

Make Anime Real Again

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DNC isn't run by the Clintons anymore. They aint gonna do shit.

Incorrect, fwiw.

Doesn't have to be the Clintons tho. Still a network of Ivy League swindlers got that & the Dem think tanks on lockdown. They're all sucking up the corporate shekels like desperate addicts. And there's a lot of (them) all over the media.

Oh no! Healthcare, jobs program, and a living wage! This is such a downgrade from Zion Neocon Don! Whatever will we do?

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Did you guys completely miss when Bernie's 2016 concession deal involved stuffing half the DNC with his people? You miss when they changed the rules for Superdelegate voting? And the rules for getting in the debates?
Not to mention at the State level, Bernie's loss came with massive uptake by his base into local politics, led by his peoples OurRevolution activities.
Bernie is actually in the position to cheat opponents like Hillary did to him. He won't because his powerlevel is massive without it.

dead by october

nah...WARREN is best

With all respect, you don't understand politics here. The DNC has symbolically changed things, but they have rescinded NO power.

Meet back here in 1 year, I want to see your cope.

Delusional...even the nuts in the media know Bernie is not popular among all voters as a whole, it is why they keep pushing Biden.

Look at Bernie's approval rating, he only preaches to his GibsMeDats, choir. Not even most democrats believe Sanders can beat Trump. Go ahead and put up this old fossil to fall on the sword again...we want you to!

77 year old jew that might die before his first term is up

I'm an American. You're a burger.
I understand politics better than you.

Not unless millenials and zoomers get killed.

>implying Sanders isn't a jew puppet too

Oct 2030 as the last coal plant on earth is shutdown.

The DNC has rescinded NO power. You're naive for thinking they even would.

Joe Biden 2020, mark my words.

I live here you niggarydoo. I can walk to Tom Perez' office. The primary schedule is front-loaded, and other rules have changed. They don't have winner-take-all on the Dem side. Look at the green papers. 40% of delegates out the door by Super Tuesday, just 3 days after South Carolina. Vote's gonna be split. That's why they jammed it full of candidates. Convention delegates decide if split vote. That's the insurance policy this time, not the supers up front that backfired last time.

>I understand politics better than you.
Explain the change to the superdelegate rules in your own words.

who said they rescinded power?
the power just shifted. fucking read burger.

You aren't convincing. Joe Biden 2020, and that's the truth.

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>millenials wont vote for bernie
Ya the generation defined by student loans wint vote for the candidate that wants to forgive their loans. Fucking retard

>zoomers
Half of which cant vote

their votes were reduced and they dont get to declare voting until after the country has voted. all to the purpose of them no longer guiding the election but being a failsafe against a split vote.

PRESIDENT SANDERS 2020

THE NEXT STAGE OF PLANETARY EVOLUTION IS UPON US

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This.

He showed his veiled allegiance to Israel when he caved to AIPAC for Sanders to stop vocalizing a two-state solutions with the Palestinians. Bernie's whole platform IS Zionist imposed chaos, on western nations!

there's so many candidates because of the rules changes Bernie's people got through to allow metrics like individual donor counts as qualification.
Yang for example doesn't get in without that.

Hey actually Bernie said "lets close the borders", and said "let's stop the Jewish threat", but "let's make islam number one, and kill all kikes"

Something doesn't add up here.

So instead of casting for Joe Biden before the election, they cast for Joe Biden after the election? You know they make up like 20% of the primary vote and can break basically any tie that occurs? Do you know the DNC works closely with the media and influence campaigns to suppress positive coverage of Bernie and suppress negative coverage of Biden. They're going to force an unfavorable candidate through AGAIN. This isn't the year of big change.

Establishment Democrats take great pride in how seriously they have their primary locked down. Republican primary is a circus free-for-all compared to it.

>We're all equal in the eyes of the socialist
>I'M IN CHARGE

literally faggots

>cast for Joe Biden after the election?
Bad example, Joe Biden will drop out before superdelegates get to vote.

But you're worried about them tipping the scales after the country votes? I don't see the party insider superdelegates doing something so blatant, they still have to have a life after they steal the election.... if everyone knows they stole an election there is going to be repurcussions. Snakes slither in the dark.

Naive.

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Come now. You really think half the fucking Senate Dems hopped in the race this year because couldn't do it under the old qualifications? It's coordinated. They're already talking publicly about throwing the race at the convention.

To those of their need from those of their ability.

Bernie just using his ability to be a socialist leader to give to those in need of socialism.

>You really think half the fucking Senate Dems hopped in the race this year because couldn't do it under the old qualifications?
The qualifications under the previous DNC were that you had to be Hillary Clinton, so yeah.

He ain't got shit.

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Just look at what they're saying in the jew york times: www.nytimes.com/2019/04/16/us/politics/bernie-sanders-democratic-party.html

Daily reminder: No refunds!

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Fuck off Boomer

You still have to be Hillary which means Biden or Harris. Those are your choices.

Get a job, faggot.

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>muh (((capitalism)))
enjoy the taste of circumcised cock, kike worshiper

Did you hear me boy!?

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Didn't stop them with Hillary, don't assume competence comes with power

are you just lazy? is that it? why do you want other people's things?

this

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Don't make me come down there, and take away your phone privileges.

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(((they))) are in pain.
Bernie is ///our/// president.
First Independent President.

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Are you serious faggot? LoL

Nope. I just want to see you lose your fucking Boomer mind when they take your shit away.

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Yeah, just like a faggot to bring up something about dicks.

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First since this guy anyways

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Feeling the bern are ya? Hey that's a good slogan.

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We're coming for your SUV and McMansion, Boomer. And there's nothing you can do to stop us.

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Sure thing pal.

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Every based rightwinger should vote for bernie, so the country can finally die

Stand w/ Q! MIGA!
Yup

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>He really does have a chance.

not at all.

he is destined, meme magic predicted all of this back in 2015.

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That's the plan

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Sure they will, but it makes no difference on a wake.

As an accelerationist, Bernie is the best way forward

You have to realize it never works though, unless you're just retarded.

People are naturally greedy. That's why capitalism is the closest thing that works. Greed is a big part of our drive. Remove that incentive, and why would you work so hard?

So people decide fuck that, I'm not going to plow all this field just so some faggots and niggers can eat it all. The ones who put the socialism in place know that, so they have to find a way to make these people farm the fields. They offer nothing the person wants. So they are left with force. Now they're forcing people to toil away in the fields. And what do they do if the people refuse to do their work still? They have to have some sort of punishment. They're left with jailing them or shooting them. That's how you quickly go from socialist paradise to socialist tyrannical hellhole.

It happens every time you fucknuts.

>he Niggers will vote for me
Oh he thinks so does he?

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>Greed is a big part of our drive. Remove that incentive, and why would you work so hard?
UBI brain science has already solved this.

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>(((capitalism))) works

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>I’m gonna give everything free healthcare
>while not securing the border
Well, at least he’s a consistent retard

>US is successful just because of embracing (((capitalism)))
Shalom! Welcome to AIPAC!

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This right here.
All Biden has to say is he wants the nomination and Bernie gets the butt fuck again.

Holy fuck the madness!

You guys do NOT want to have some fucking socialist running the show. Not even being some "right wing accelerationist" or some kid thinking it's fucking funny to vote for a sick fucker like this old Karl Marx fetishist for whatever shitty reason.

The US is one of the most successful countries in modern times, totally dominating in the 20th century, just because of fighting off socialism and embracing capitalism (to an extent, not saying it's 100% perfect or even really capitalistic today). But it's because you chose to fight socialism and not embrace it. Ask the people of old USSR or any other tens of countries who "embraced" socialism and ended up in the garbage bin. If you don't think it can happen again, in the 21th century, then just fucking take a look at Venezuela. You think this shit's funny if you were born into a shithole like that? You people got way too much freedom so you take everything you get in life for granted. Lucky you.

Socialism is worse than cancer. Cancer can be healed but socialism do irreparable damage to your DNA as a country forever.

You need to fight these fucking socialist swines until your last breath. Never give in to this disgusting ideology of false hopes and promises. Don't sell your souls to the devil because you think getting "free shit" fast is cool.

Trust me, I live in a socialist shithole and I wouldn't want to wish anyone here to get born and grow up in this shit. Not even my enemies in their next reincarnated life. My country is totally RUINED of its future because of the socialists.

Not only you get socialism, but you also get all of the shit that comes with it: 3rd world mudslimes and nignogs, never being free to choose, never being able to work hard and earn your way to the top because you'll work the first 3 months every year for yourself and the rest 9 months you'll be working for everyone else for FREE (aka 75% taxation), never ever being to able to achieve your dreams.

You fuckers don't value your lives, honestly.

>Humans are greedy thats why capitalism is ze best system!

Sending a man into the coal mines and then claim living underground is the natural habit of a human being OMEGALUL

all capitalism is, is a way for greedy humans to trade with each other in a way they don't resort to killing each other the majority of time. it still happens. people are far from perfect, which is why socialism will never work.

Of the hair club for men?