Claws up motherfuckers! WhiteClaw is a carbonated beverage with no added suger and 5% alcohol.
Drinking a Claw is literally a diet that helps you get skinny and fuck.
At $4.99 a six pack, going Claws up is the best way to ensure you smother yourself in pussy this weekend. My friends, Whiteclaw is changing the face of America and you’d be a fucking psychopath if you ignored the calling.
Head out now, secure your pussy for the evening and start hammering white claws. Thank me later faggots!
That's just zima you faggy zoomer
Wrong again my cock sucking friend. Going claws up means committing to no sugar.
Why would I drink something for mums and teenagers?
That would cost too much. I currently drink 3 tall boys at 8% alcohol each night. I would need to drink at least 2 of those 6 packs to even get loose.
Cant you just buy a normal beer and pack od cigaretes faggot?
Claws up with spiked sparkling water. And he calls me the fag lol
Want pussy, not cancer. That’s why the claws up lifestyle is for me
I love product placement posting, I wish it was more popular
OH FUCK I CAN FEEL THE CLAWS COMING OUT OF MY DICK!! FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!1
It's cheaper to buy vodka and carbonated water
wtf a white claw just flew over my house.
Wicked radical we're going claws up to eradicate the jews! This sick sparkling blast will blow the muslims right back to the desert bros!
>3 tall boys
just do a shot or 2 you fat bastard
This is just terrible, it's really really cock addicted.
>trying to market your shitty drinks on Jow Forums
>most likely getting paid to shill on Jow Forums
What a day and age we live in.
>drinking alcohol in the current week
I'll stick to diet bang's thank you very much.
I was a 56% mutt before I started drinking White Claw. One sip and my eyes turned blue! Two cans later and I was fluent in German and found an SS uniform in my closet! Ride the claw, bro!
Detractors OUT
Brittany made me drink La Croix
>AD BLOCKER
unironically best thread on Jow Forums right now
Owen being drunk on White claw and calling out jews was best show ever, i saved those episode for the apocalypse/mad max/stalker world, will listen to them when in bunker
I'm not fat, and I don't like liquor. Plus I like drinking consistantly. I tried vodka for a couple days, but I was drinking entire 750ml bottle a night. Drinking 3/4 of a liter of liquor every night isn't good for you. I'll stick with my nattys for $1.60 each.
Kill yourself
>Bangs.
Drinking bitch beer makes you become a pussy, not get pussy hahaha
But is it kosher? Asking for my mom.
kek, I enjoy this forced bang meme
Forgot to mention that the whiteclaw lifestyle is 100% in favor of PRE marital sex and a diet HIGH in cheese
/siiiiiip/
Someone find out who owns the company.
I guarantee it's a Jew.
Just like the Jew who owns PBR. Widely considered "the beer of white people" in America.
Faggot pussies drink fruity beer that are only 5%
Drink normal shit instead of being a pretentious shill. If you’re worried about sugars lift more/run longer you ultra faggot
Aka "White Girl Water"
Aka "White Clam"
May you smash some clam this weekend anons