Canada has NEVER lost a war in its entire history

post a pic with timestamp and shoe on head or gtfo

hi

based

How can Britain be a country if England is only a city?

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or anywhere outside the cities

>t. NWT

youtube.com/watch?v=0coZE9rXeyo

>All thats left of Canada is Montreal.
lmao

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Well zero out of zero is still zero

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>I-it's not real!
Sorry, kike, but only the white race was smart enough to get to the moon.

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you're more of a money laundering scam than a country tho

>he thinks you can separate the shoe from the rest of the space suit
Nice try. I’d rather not die in space’s cruel vacuum, brainlet

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sorry yankee doodles, this thread is only for nations undefeated in warfare

The US has never lost a war. Considering South Vietnam fell after the stalemate and the US withdrew during the peace.

The schizo Juden strikes again.

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If the Maritimes are so good why do so many of you codfuckers work out west?

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>The US has never lost a war.
let me just stop you right there.

>loses to indians
pathetic

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Just because you leech onto all our victories by sending in 150 troops doesn't make you a winner.

withdrawing because you couldn't achieve victory isn't a loss i guess, but it definitely isn't a win either

because the National Policy killed the industry in the Maritimes, then Ottawa shut down out fishing, coal mining and steel refining industries

Is it really a loss if they're right now making my underwear for $0.05/hr?

IRELAND REPORTING IN

weeew

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Yes. It's still a loss.

good enough for me

based

nope

>lose militarily against Indians
>"nope not a loss :^)"
C O P E

fair enough, but even if you lost every war, the moon thing means you guys win by default, till' someone goes to mars

>The current year: pm.gc.ca/
>bragging about stuff that happened before you were born.
I know you're just copeposting leafbro.

>undefeated in warfare
>USA has only been in 5 wars
>Won 4, White Peace 1
What are you on about Chinaman?

>this leaf has posted "pls annex us America" at least one within the last week
some leafs just cannot help but stick the mutt dick in their mouths, all while asking if they're doing a good job

pathetic really

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You have to fight in them first you insufferable coward.

>Bay of Pigs invasion
+
>multiple losses to feather indians
you really can't make this shit up

We're losing the war to preserve our nation.

Neither of those are wars.

France always won in my heart so that's all.
Canada needs Trudeau btw, the better guy I've ever seen in a government

Caesar kicked your ass so hard in 58' you fled up the Alps and haven't come down since.

you have to ask yourself how many mental gymnastic hoops you're gonna need to leap through in order to feel secure with your country's military history. I can't say I know this from experience mutt, but maybe losing a few wars isn't all that bad?

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prove it mutt

show flag nigger. Only undefeated winners allowed in this thread.

The truth shall set you free my good Janny.

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>only has been in five wars
I know mutts lack proper education, but really nigger? how retarded are you?

Do you have reading difficulties? There is nothing about mutts in my post at all.

> Quebec
Quebecois are the niggers of Canada

we lost the culture war stfu

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>pls annex

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we did it reddit

>war of 1812
You think you won that one, yank? Isn't that the one where your white house got burnt?

Hi

There is nothing about annexation either.

How many have you fought in since 1982?

we will never be annexed you self hating Ontaricuck

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>When you are so inbred you can't even read "White Peace".

>when you're so retarded you only think the US has been in 5 wars

WW2 and the War of 1812 don't belong in the same category.

We're all so proud of you canada. What a good boy

Challenge accepted

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Declaration_of_war_by_the_United_States
>The table below lists the five wars in which the United States has formally declared war against eleven foreign nations.
>4-0-1

Holy shit you guys are easily triggered.

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We're all so proud of you canada. What a good boy you've been

Never defeated by peruvians, bolivians and communist niggers

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Where is the triggering? you're just incorrect about your own military history. are you feeling alright?

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And still standing afterwards. Can't you guys do anything right?

>formally declared war
lmao, and I guess undeclared wars don't count because that would mess up your perfect score

How many have you won since 1982? Before that you were still Britiain's bitch.

Did you read the OP? We've been undefeated in warfare since Confederation. You know, when Canada became a country. Then we earned the right to run our own foreign affairs from our stellar performance in the WWI.

All of em

Eh em. Undefeated army here.

Whatever you gotta tell yourself to sleep at night. Until 82 you were still controlled by dear old Dad.

>doesn't know what a Dominion is
Well... no. We had to declare war in WWI but we controlled our level of involvement.

Why did you pick 1982? You think that before Pierre Trudeau wrote us a new constitution (we already had one) we weren't a country? We were a fully independent nation since 1867.

also,
>what is the Statute of Westminster 1931

Puck chucker . Syrup slurper

Canada has never spearheaded a war so 0-0 is pretty good.

>fully
not entirely

So Korea, Vietnam, Iraq 1&2, Afghanistan... those were not wars?

I don't get why you guys are in this thread. This thread is for winners, not losers.

Iraq 1 was a beat down Iraq 2 was a beat down we just never left which was the problem.

Calm, brother

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Do you not know what a dominion is? The Queen is our head of state, not because she is the Queen of England. She is separately the Queen of Canada, the Queen of Australia, etc. And even then, she is just a symbolic power.

>the Iraq "War" wasn't a war it was the Iraq Beat down
you really can't make this shit up.

Yes I know what a Dominion is. You're just confused, for all intents are purposes we weren't FULLY independent until arguably the Great War and then de jure ratified in 31.

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They were both wars which you did very little. Thanks ally

No really, this thread is only for those undefeated in warfare.

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>replies to himself
are you feeling alright?

>All thats left of Canada is Montreal.

Quebec City*

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