All memes aside, what are you suppose to do if a guy slaps your girl on the ass?

Physically attacking him is brave but short sighted, and what if hes bigger or an MMA jerk? If you really want to hurt him filing a sexual assault claim would do a lot more damage. But it also depends on your bond with the girl. If I really loved her I'm fighting no matter what, slapping her ass is like slapping my ass in that case. You are the muscle for your girl and children, and they are your flesh.

In your presence? Personally, i would slap him back in the face. A fist seems overdoing it, but just let it go seems way too meek.

Pull out your gun

The minimum is a good headbutt.

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This. Pull out your gun and shoot yourself.

Confront him verbally at the very least. Chances are he didn't know she had a boyfriend. Either way it shouldn't have happened and if you witness it happen to one of your friends just confront them verbally. Make sure to be as polite as possible and to get as much info from them especially if they're bigger than you.

If they're ballsy they'll probably talk back and ask you to swing first which is why I said to keep the confrontation polite because you don't want to be the one starting the fight. If he starts a fight even though you were polite do your best.

You won either way if you fight hi or not if you report him. Maybe not mentally if you don't fight him but it's really not worth having your career ruined with something on your record.
Try not to kill him because that might be manslaughter even if he instigates i'm not too sure about that

Slap his ass and wink.

FALCON
PUUUUUUUUUNCH

If it's a black person you should try to respect their culture, but if it's a white person, then it is definitely a yikes, and you have a duty inform him that what he did was inappropriate.

We double tap dat hoe dump her and hive five afterwards.

I don't know you anons, but here if you want an immediate fight the most effective technique is to slap the ass of someone's girlfriend. It's even worse than attacking physically or verbally the person. Maybe in Amerimutt it's normal because of the nigger culture so you let the girl "handle" it, but the second that someone does this I attack. Don't scream, don't talk , don't do anything beside attacking firmly and brutally, trying to do the most damage in the shortest time.

>take witness reports
>call police
>get gf to file sexual assault charges
>ruin the guys life

t. Never been in a relationship

If you don't look like someone people don't want to fuck with, you really shouldn't be taking your girlfriend out to public places. Get in shape and stop slouching, douchebag.

she did kickboxing for 11 years , pretty sure she'd be pissed if i didnt let her handle it lol

Kek.
Same. Gf still does boxing, I'd let her land her punch and drag her out of there in case situation escalates.

For the love of God, don't take limp-dick advice like this seriously.

You wouldn't just leave your buddy to "handle it" if some jerkoff was a dick to him in some offensive way, would you? No, the both of you would hop right on that situation immediately. So then what rationale is there to just leave your girlfriend to deal with a confrontation on her own, other than a pathological compulsion to prove that you are in fact a castrato?

>Man calls some guy out for being a douchebag and harassing his girlfriend
>Douchebag chimps out
>Man wins the confrontation
>The girlfriend stomps out, furious and scared, and breaks up with him for being a psychopath.

This has literally never happened in the history of the human species.

Exactly. My wife is anxious as hell, conflict averse, and hates when I escalate things. Every single time I've stood up for her and become aggressive she's been a nervous wreck after. Every single time I've gotten laid.

you punch the motherfucker out. dosent matter how big he is. you stand up for yourself and your girl no matter what.

>Every single time I've gotten laid.
Bingo. But nobody teaches these poor young guys that their school's "zero tolerance policy" strategy has very little to do with the way the world actually works. They're trained to walk on eggshells, and fear the point of friction.

>Let her handle it

God damn. While it does matter a fucking lot how she reacts (she may bitch at him, call him a name or even hit him back and thats good but if she smiles, looks at him and says nothing that bad) but you move quick. You say something and get between the two of them.

She at this point can say nothing or grab you and pull you away. If she says nothing she wanted that slap on her ass and enjoying the show.

you don't understand the meaning of "it can go"?
I know a personal case like I described. you guys use the words "never" and "always" often, isn't it?

MAUL HIM

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if your girl doesn't say anything in a few seconds, then tell then escalate the situation by beating the guy to death

That happened when my gf and I went out dancing. Some guy put his hand up her dress and grabbed her ass. She just swatted it away. I just told him 'it's pretty nice right' and laughed it off. And that was the end of it. Nobody needed to get into a fight or anything

cuck

Because it's true, the hypothetical has never happened before. One might suppose it's remotely possible in some theoretical sense, but in the bizarro alternate universe where you find yourself dating a woman who's horrified by the fact that you would mistreat her *sexual harasser*, believe me my friend - when she leaves, you dodge a bullet. That's still not a bad outcome.

a black guy grabbed my ass then smacked it a couple days later knowing i didn’t want him to touch me again and my long distance boyfriend called him and called him a peached foot nigger

This is why you date a girl with no ass. Who's going to slap woman's tits?

How do you file a sexual harassment against a complete stranger and what if there are no witnesses?

i have no ass they still try to grab it ://

Call the police and keep an eye on him until they arrive. This is the metoo era, even Terry Crews fucked up a guys life for touching his groin years ago, you just have take advantage of the times if you don't want to fight and risk injury.

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I'm not a cuck, I just don't let little shit bother me. All he did was feel up her ass. It's not like he bent her over and tried to get it in

>I just don't let little shit [like sexual harassment] bother me.
It's only little because you go through mental gymnastics to make it seem little in your own little world free of scary conflict.

Go back to plebbit

Anyone who thinks anything else is either a woman or a faggot

I'm as pussy as they come and even I know its a big deal. Imagine if it was your daughter instead, you'd just let someone molest her in front of you?

slap his ass

fight. fight. fight.

>I just don't let little shit bother me.

same, same. my gf frquently picks up guys at clubs but i'm secure enough about my masculinity to not let insignificant shit like other blokes blowing a few loads inside her bother me

It would be the same thing really

Massive difference between grabbing a little ass and fucking. You sound like the type that would get mad if guys saw your gf's tits on a day she goes out in a tank top or something without a bra cause it's hot outside.

If a guy grabs your girlfriend's ass you might want to question why you came to that establishment in the first place.

If it's some lanky nobody, tell him to back off. If it's a scumlord looking for trouble, keep your mouth shut and get the fuck out. People like that, especially in bars and shit, are literally looking for a fight. You want to be on the news for getting shanked?

Not him, but what you're saying is literally the definition of mental gymnastics.

These guys are all trolls. Ignore and report for low quality bait.

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> believe me my friend - when she leaves, you dodge a bullet
Yes, exactly, but it's not hypothetical, just think about all the SJW people going around (this girl was that case), they may not even break up, but she still got that idea in her head. The thing is to be in control of the situation in a way that doesn't show you as a cuck neither a psycopath.

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umm sorry sweaty but that's wrong

Only resort to violence as a last measure as in only if he tries to hit you first. If a guy grabs your girls ass and your first reaction is cold cocking him and he gets fucked up then sues you and presses charges you're likely going to get fucked in court unless he was continually attempting to sexually assault her. The fact that he grabbed her ass once is a crime in itself but don't think for a second there's a jury in the country that's going to see that beating someone's ass was an acceptable response.
Be stern and verbally tell him to fuck off and keep his hand to himself, and be aggressive, loud and confident in how you say it, this has two purposes; it will alert the people immediately around you of the situation which is in your benefit because most people would take your side in the event the guy tries to escalate since most people don't find sexual assault acceptable. The second thing it will do is make him think twice about trying to get in your face or escalate things further, it's a bit like seeing a cougar in the woods and getting loud and making yourself look big, it makes the animal believe that you're not worth the trouble and that it's going to hurt itself if it tries to attack. If you're loud, confident and aggressive and the guy sees he has fucked up 99% of the time he will back down.

Nigga if you don’t fight that person she will immediately lose all respect for you as a man and hate you forever. Not just her all people in the area will lose respect for you as a human being as well
Chin tuck Hit first fast and hit hard.

>some meathead mma guy slaps your ass while you're out with your girlfriend

>what do you do?

kek

i know it's retarded but why does this also somehow feel like the gayes answer? i guess you traded a gf for... a fling with a dude?

you have to understand that most of these guys are theorizing because they don't have girlfriends–many never have–and also their idea of fighting is informed almost 100% by video footage. also our legal system is kinda retarded about this stuff--what you suggested, if witnessed, is an easy prison sentence, and that really fucks you over here. also there's shit like points out, really prevalent in some regions here.

that said, a certain lower-order part of my mind still feels confidently that this is the only self-respecting option.

i wish i fought a bunch in highschool when i could avoid legal trouble

do guys really slap random girl's ass? i can't even imagine that happening, even from some big roided guy

Lmaoing @ all the losers in this thread doing nothing but trying to diffuse.
A situation like some guy touching your girl inappropriately is an instant death sentence for him.
I could never live with myself if i would be that beta.

I don't know user, probably a lot depends on the country and the jurisdiction you are in. Here it works like that:
1) If you don't kill anyone or cause permanent or serious damage there is 90% chance that absolutely nothing will happen. Police don't give a fuck about some idiot being punched and 99% of the dickheads won't report you. Italy has a laughable justice system.
2) If you don't reply firmly the danger actually gets higher, because you send a signal of weakness that attracts even more attention.

Sometimes showing that you are prepared to fight is the most intelligent thing to do. Changes are that when he or them understand that's no longer a joke and someone will get hurt they'll change their behaviour. Maybe in your country laws are more serious and you can report someone for that, but here they'll just laugh at you

Yeah, my gf would HATE it if I didn't defend her honor

depends on your girl. She maybe the type who needs back up already or she doesnt. So i would gauge it from a situational thing.

SAUCEEEEEEEEEEE

There’s 3 types. First is the stupid Under 20 teenager.

The second type is the shameless scumbag with nothing to lose. This is the type of person who would attempt rape on a stranger, or beat up a random person for fun.

The third type, which sometimes overlaps with the second, is the drunk/high pussy who uses his addiction as an excuse to do things he doesn’t have the balls to do otherwise.

Slap his ass, and tell him that if he even thinks about disrespecting another woman like that again, I'm going to stick my boot up it.

i agree with you. it's a line that does not get crossed.

Well check all 3 for me. But I forgive myself, because I have spent my whole life in regret.

so... spank him....?
like the bad boy he is?

Absolutely. Spank him, and tell him to call you daddy.

>1) If you don't kill anyone or cause permanent or serious damage there is 90% chance that absolutely nothing will happen.
Out here that's an invitation to get sued and have some prick drain your bank account

>2) If you don't reply firmly the danger actually gets higher, because you send a signal of weakness that attracts even more attention.
>Sometimes showing that you are prepared to fight is the most intelligent thing to do.
I agree with this, I'm personally along the "call him out and look ready to kill him" camp

In the states, the keys are to not strike first and to stop once they're on the ground

Not only are you trash, you're also retarded, congrats