Redpilled modern wife plan:

Redpilled modern wife plan:
>Get your shit together.
>Have some cardio.
>Get your own place no matter where it is or what it looks like on the outside make sure it is nice on the inside.
>Make it so it can be cleaned and look nice.
>Find a chic that is the same ethnicity as you that you think is hot but also kind of beneath you.
>Make sure she is younger but not too young.
>Ask her if she can clean your apartment or house >include hourly rate in the first message.
>Overpay
>prepare checklist of what you want her to do and how.
>have some authority and be serious first nice second
>only have her around for 1 or 2 hours at a time
>exactly at the 7 hour mark, fuck her brains out in your house
>now she is addicted to cock, have her keep coming over. Don’t marry her. She’s already your wife if you already have other skills and knowledge that I haven’t discussed.

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Also, get her doing your grocery shopping. Keep expanding her duties. While she is working on that stuff do other more important stuff that makes money.

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you are such a virgin.

this is literally a 13 year old day dream.

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sauce?

>Get your shit together.
>Ask a woman out.
Fixed.

Fuck off glow nigger
We need single men. A married man has too much invested to risk everything to actually do anything other than cry over his whore getting BBC by a train of niggers

>virginity is not a virtue
disgusting degenerate

actually a genius plan. written by what sounds to be a bit of an uneducated dullard. but a clever dullard.

Do not abuse this information. This is privileged info. Do not become a womanizer.
Also like I said: don’t marry her unless she proves herself and she really has to prove herself. If the bitch gets an attitude: replace her. She won’t tho with this plan. Because this is her dream whether she can admit it or not.

>We need single men.

They're not yours to take.

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You think I didn’t think of this already faggot? What you are talking about is a way to find a roastie that is going to give you all the problems we are always talking about. How? Why? Because if you just ask a woman out, they get the wrong idea about you and what you are about. They think, oh, he wants to date me: this is what I think dating is (their bullshit ideas fed to them by kikes) . This is the exact opposite of what you want.

You know what they think the date is. They think the date has no contract. See in my plan you are already starting with a contract. You pay them, they execute your checklist. You’ve told them right off the bat what you want and expect. Without this, there’s no cap and this is what all modern whores I mean women think that “dating” is.

>A 20 something white girl working as an hourly maid cleaning apartments
Oh I'm laffin.
It could work if we didn't have so many god damn fucking mexicans driving the cost of labor down

rape convictions are redpilled

Ironically I called 3 different Mexican maid services in my area to get persuasive standards of what they charge so that I knew how much to overpay.
There are actually real white women out there who would prefer to do this for a white boss because they innately trust the white boss. And I am not saying to act like a nigger i don’t think this is nigger behavior if you stick to a code. The code is that you make it so that if they play ball it’s actually better for them than anything else that was going to happen to them.

I left out some of the push pull techniques but at the 7 hour mark all of the conditions should be in place so that it is very easy to fuck them they will practically be on you.

If you have enough money to pay for a maid you have enough money to sue for metoo, and more than she'd ever get by playing ball.
And the best part is you'll never see it coming because it could happen 37 years from now.
You could never respect a wife who was a whore. You could also never trust her.

The white girl that I found dropped intimidated ioi’s when I met her in person through a female friend. And she has perky tits.
Not saying it will work but it could work and if there is no chemistry or things are off near the 7 hour mark then I at least have a maid.

You are 100% a virgin

Jews and paid shills who want to fuck white civilization always hide their flag

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They are all whores. It’s just a question of what kind. This is not a standard whore. Let the bitch sue. Let them all sue. Them suing even if they were successful is better than the modern alternative. This plan should work out tho so if one of them did sue, then your wife you get from it will kill the bitch over it. Because at the end of the day I’m saying do not abuse this, do not be a nigger. Do this in good faith.

Pro tip: Eat her pussy on the regular.
it is beneficial for bot parties

Gay and Mossad pilled. Make her cum with your cock.

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I fucked 2 chics at once but if I was a virgin there would be nothing wrong with that.

Eating pussy infected with HPV will give you throat cancer. Just ask Michael Douglas.

your idea seems so crazy it might actually work.
too bad i live in a trailer and don't make enough money to hire a full time maid.

you have never tasted clean white pussy.
Yeah you shouldn't be intimate with whores

We are not talking about a full time maid. We are talking about 2 hours a week or two hours every other week. If you have information about her that you know it is very convenient for her that helps. Trailer does not matter, make your trailer nice inside. Act like you are smart for saving money. Work on your computer making money while she works.

dude i love The Tom Leykis Show

Best post by a leaf I’ve ever read.

hire a cute maid to keep me company for a few hours a week/
if shes married and not single hire a new one
hmm this might work. im sure i might be able to find a cute hispanic girl... thanks OP!

Top Kek. Fucking great. Fucking love u mother fuckers.

how does one find a cute single young maid tho. im sure these maid services only have old hags or married women.

No. And amen

This sounds like your average tinder date/escort/prostitute.

OP is a fag and a virgin.

>I have to trick girls into liking me

Honesty and forwardness are some things women most appreciate. The easiest lays I ever got I just asked the girl "wanna make out" or "wanna have sex." A couple have told me "I like how you just asked," because apparently most guys will just throw themselves on top of them and start slobbering all over them and touching their junk. I mean I'm sure if you're a beta it wouldn't work but it's worked 100% of the time for me even on those seemingly prude bitches.

You don’t hire an actual maid you hire a young woman with no maid experience who wants to make money. You show her how to maid. You have a checklist and you make sure she does it. You have her maid out for good money 3 times before you even

There's a cute 12 year old girl that lives on my road in a somewhat rural farming community. I'm pretty good friends with her parents and could probably convince them to let her do work on my property for pay. Hopefully that would mean in about 10 years time I can mold her into the perfect trad housewife.

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you have never been laid obviously

Creepy.

It’s not because in business you basically do a version of this with guys. You don’t have sex with the guys.
See, you’re not actually taking advantage of this woman. Hopefully it’s just a woman and it works the first time but if it doesn’t hopefully it’s her bitch ass fault not yours.
In the case of doing this on guys: you don’t have them do housework you have them do male shit that they should be able to do about 80% as good as you could do it. And you pay them what you can afford. Which is not a lot at first but it’s still money. Let me rephrase that, overpay at first, then lower the pay once we have achieved comfortable. Then as time goes on raise the pay to what they deserve to get paid.
This is how you build something and guess what you need women to build things too

lol paying woman to clean, just give her instructions and she'll follow them.

The object of this plan is not to get laid, getting laid is a side effect of this plan.

This plan is for 21-24 year olds. Possibly older if you are older.

>getting laid is a side effect of this plan
it's called love.
if you are over 23 or so, you have no chance of experiencing it. Sorry if you fell for their tricks

Do not rehire her if she can’t follow instructions. If she can’t follow instructions she doesn’t respect you. If she doesn’t respect you she will never make a person you can build something with because she is a roastie.

If she doesn’t respect you: it’s your fault. Caesar Milian.

where the fuck do you find a rando cutie young girl to do this shit bro... without looking like a rapist serial killer creep

Ephesians 5:22-33

I thought this was a plan for how women become a redpilled modern wife up until #5. It also becomes a train wreck #5 and onward.

In my case, this chic that may have had a crush on me at some point, broke up with her boyfriend and asked me to help her move. I helped her move it didn’t take long. On day 2 I met her friend. I didn’t let girl one take advantage of me I just helped. Then one day soon after I started looking through my phone for a maid I know who is white and I contacted her about it or her friend. Friend was game.
I do this with guys too. Guys want to work for me but if they don’t have experience I offer them low paying gigs where they do basic work alongside me. It’s how I get shit done. It also motivates me to work because if they are there working and I am paying them then I have to work too.

How though? It's better that I get to be her mentor her and form a bond that would be much stronger than with some random woman my age. Plus our kids wouldn't come out retarded.

This is a Christian plan not a Muslim plan

we dont all have social circles like that... good for you though.

Initiative is a powerful thing

Keep asking girls out on “dates” goyim

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by being her boss you are in a power position over her thus, any sexual interaction will result in #metoo if she so desires. This is equivalent to giving someone a loaded gun and just trusting they wont shoot you with it.

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I swear I thought you were going into the Navy Seal pasta.

Your post is legit hilarious; I do like the idea of starting a relationship with some ancillary transaction to throw off normal defenses. The maid idea is kinda retarded though; no regular girl is going alone to your house without some backup plan / trust established.

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>2019
>actually trying this

bro

A TOWEL

Not so. Starts out in power position. Ends up like the movie pretty woman or something. If she is deserving you will grow to love her. She will start and end respecting you. When she sees that you love her there will not be a #metoo. Women do not me too men that they have sex with when the man loves them.

Seriously what’s with all the mossad?! Is this still pol?

This you may be correct about. Most real maid services send the maids in pairs. At least at first. However in this case I have known her friend for about 3 years.

>Ends up like the movie pretty woman or something
Are you on cocaine or amphetamines right now?

You know you're talking about real world strategies to acquire real women right?

Or are you fapping while you type out these scenarios?

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I really don't like guys who get too far into lifting.

Looking around, the biggest problem on the alt-right in general is fatness.
The cure for fatness is cardio, not lifting. You should be running, swimming, playing soccer, doing something like this. Lifting just gives you well-toned fat rolls.

People who aren't fat are attractive as fuck, especially in this modern society. Step 1: don't be fat. If you can manage that, you're doing all right. After the fat is off, maybe you can discuss lifting and improving your muscle mass.

The benefits of being non-fat:
>clear thinking
>easier walking, running, getting around in general
>more attractive to the opposite sex
>higher energy levels
>longer lifespan

Stop drinking too, for fuck's sake. People pretend alcohol isn't a "real drug" but it fucking is. It's just like cocaine, or opium, or LSD, it's just a milder drug

>The cure for fatness is cardio, not lifting.
Not so, I lost far more just doing lifting than just doing cardio.

There is a raise in metabolism as your body struggles to rebuild itself. I found I achieved my goals weeks ahead of time from my initial predictions. And it's less time consuming, and you are also building lean mass on top of losing weight.

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Beer >>>> girls
Unironically

Best work out plan: lifting AND running but only somewhat limited lifting don’t crush cns. But as far as time goes, running is most effective. 5 minute slow warm up run to grease the joints. 5 1 minute near sprints with 1 minute rest in between, then a slow slow 3 minute cool down jog.

>The cure for fatness is cardio, not lifting.
The cure for fatness is not eating. Go a day without eating and your body feeds entirely off your excess fat for as long as you fast.

Lifting builds muscle, obviously, but to maintain that muscle mass, the body consumes more energy. Cardio doesn't really help for reducing weight, but it will help in the important task of tightening up your skin if you are a fatass with some excess flab.
As long as you're eating regularly, your body is going to burn what's IN your stomach, not what's on your stomach. Go on short term fasts for a day or three (fat fucks can go weeks if not months), drink only a bit of water.

Honestly the idea of her doing house work with no shirt on and her perky tits out does get me going. But i can still keep it professional.

Thats one really elaborate way to be a beta cuck faggot.

You're gonna need a drivers license first.

As I said: if she can’t follow the directions, you don’t hire her anymore. If she can follow the directions well for a sustained time with speed and intensity: but there’s no chemistry: then you have an awesome maid.
If she can follow instructions, she respects you, AND she is attracted to you: this is a wife.

COURT SYSTEM AWARDS MOTHER CHILD CUSTODY IN 95% OF ALL CASES

YOU FUCKIN MORONS

what color is your wheelchair?

OP, sorry to break it to you, but this will only work with ACTUAL whores. Most girls these days are sluts, not whores. Sluts are free, you don't need to pay them, and whores will not be faithful.

List falls apart at the end.

You get in a serious relationship with anyone you have to treat them as a peer and accept them.

You can't change them or "train them"

Women need to be heard, understood and listened to, if you don't learn that you aren't going to keep them forever.

this is basically my current gf except she bitches

infact they all bitch. trust me, youd rather be single

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I should mention that I have an MBA and my apartment is already set up with a pretty good system. I have a P-touch labeler and many things are tastefully labeled just for my own clarity.
This is how I am able to come up with a good system. I would have no trouble hiring a Mexican or a legit maid/butler to come in here and do this stuff and honestly I don’t have time anymore:

>asking to fuck
this has to be the most beta thing I have ever read. you will definitely get a divorce if you ask women for permission
this isnt the 1600s. the minute they turn 16 they will jump on some 16yo cock. they dont think about older dudes till their 20s

All good partnerships are partnerships but this is how you start one. As I said: even works with guys minus the sex. Study corporate structure. Jews know this. You think Jews put non tribe members on their board? They put tokens, proxies, not white males.
This is more than what you think this is a plan for how the white man starts a corporation. Let’s be honest, let’s be really honest here:

THERE ARE NO ACTUAL WHITE MEN WHO RUN CORPOTATIONS.

Let that sink in. Every time you meet a white guy who is extremely wealthy, you will at a later time find out about their jewish heritage. And that is sad. And that is why I made this post.
I’m of course not saying to become the jew.

heres a better plan
>be a good looking man
>women will actually hit on you cus its 2019
>fuck any woman you want, including married women
>profit

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>Fucking before marriage
Crucify yourself, peasant

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You are saying that marriage today is just prostitution with extra steps?
Then what does your plan accomplish? Losing money?

Basically achieve a marriage that actually works: or, a maid that actually works.
Today even the most Christian chic is gonna go work her ass off for some other boss

>>Get your own place no matter where it is
Don't waste your money and live with your parents until you are married

This is grooming. Are you Arab? You sound like an Arab.

Yeah, but I can live without needing someone to clean my own shit. If you pay your wife and it results her fucking you, then i still see it as prostitution. So I would say, if you can get a normal human being as a wife, then get a wife, if you can't, then simply don't.

Recommended for a period of time. Not recommended past 30.
Learned the hard way but did have its benefits for sure.

Well you should be married by 30.

Poor fag. You save a lot of money by grocery shopping. Eat good food, it is faster and more convenient once you have your system. Hiring a white lady and empowering her, and her getting you groceries in a drop in the bucket and a win win.

You just said you live with your parents tho?
They, don’t, marry, guys, who, live, with, their fucking mom

quality girls do

In small towns when you’re both 19 and watch a lot of Disney movies. Half those chics will end up taking off and roasting.

You might actually be right.

calm down Muhammad

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more than half, especially in america, more like 9/10ths. its fucked though. all those girls will lose their virginity around 15-17 if they are in highschool in a public school. The social and peer pressure will be insane. For the rest of her life she will look back at those times and feelings and not to her marriage and to her husband. Game fucking over.

I like cooking for myself. I don't like grocery shopping, but I got used to the idea that if I don't buy things, then I won't have things. You are trying to tell me that I need a woman in my life. Alright. I probably need one. But not one I have to force to look like if she was my wife. I need a wife. I won't bother with trying to transform a random whore to a wife so she could fuck apart my life. If there is a woman who is worth it, i will wife her. If there isn't one, then fuck it. I won't settle for less, because at the end, the "best i can get now" will be worth less than nothing to my life on the long run.
Jesus. I've had girlfriends, and I know what I want/need.
Not everyone's whole purpose is to settle down right into mediocrity.
If someone wants a wife, he will get it. What the fuck is the purpose of this "Guys of the fucking world, let's settle down in exactly this way: clean house, not too young woman, fuck exactly at 7, yaaay.
Is this some lame American Psycho spinoff?

Hahahahaha hahaha this board is pathetic