>12% DV of thiamine. Prevents Wernicke-Korsokaff Syndrome (for all the alcoholics) >12% Folate for all of pregnant women here at pol >40% DV vitamin K in case you or hemorrhaging or something
The important thing is that your piss will smell different. This attracts women the same way "peacocking" did in 2013.
Literally all mammals piss to attract females and warn against males. I haven't asked my GF to smell my piss after asparagus and steak, but god damn there is something different in there I just dont expect
been a secret redpill of mine for years. when im peeing i will take my 2 fingers and bend my dickhead up for a millisecond to get a little splash of it around my neck. i am getting laid constantly
Brayden Stewart
I love being Asparagus peed on too
Henry Nguyen
>been on pol for half a decade >finally found the yellow pill Thanks user.
I've been waiting for the yellow pill for 15 years
Logan Howard
What about black coffee piss?
Luis Baker
It will crank your uric acid and is contaminated to hell like most vegetables without a shell.
Zachary Baker
It’s called diarrhea
Dominic Foster
I hope it doesn't suppress Rimsky- Korsakoff. I like to blanche it and toss it on the grill when I'm having blackened fishes or steaks
Jackson Johnson
>peacocking >Btw I'm a G.I.R.L.
Guy In Real Life
Also if you are a girl you should kill yourself for being this degenerate.
Grayson Hall
>or something >science
pick one
Josiah Mitchell
trips without tits? GTFO
Jayden Harris
What's the easiest and tastiest way to cook them, say if I want to throw them on my normal meal, fried chicken?
Also frozen peas good or bad
Kayden Butler
Wrap in AL foil with olive oil and salt. Cook in oven until soft.
> I can't actually cook
Austin Hill
i drink tea and coffee all day and drink heavily and smoke i have the immune system of an aids patient what should i eat as well as asparagus?
Jaxson Roberts
My piss smells like candy and taste like syrup what do
Cameron Butler
Ingest less carcinogens?
Tyler Baker
toothpaste
Ryan Brooks
You just inspired me to make an asparagus microwave steamer bag.
Samuel Barnes
So you set a pot with roughly one liter of water to boil, mixing in some salt, some sugar and a dash of lemon juice. After that you turn it to a small flame and add the skinned asparagus for seven to twelve minutes (try this out a few times you should find your preference fast). During the last three minutes, put a different pot on a small flame; throw in a nice-size chunk of butter. When that is nice and molten you pour in roughly the same amount of flour. At this point you turn the heat up ever so slightly and stir consistently while pouring in some milk until the resulting mix throws small bubbles. Season with pepper and salt to taste. This is a basic Sauce Bechamel; whipped egg-white may be added during or immediately after basic preparation, in which case you shouldn't re-heat it, but this can be tricky and I don't much care for it personally. When the asparagus seems relatively soggy and digestible, you serve it up with the sauce (which as a plus goes great with decently fried chicken). This is a family recipe and I hope I translated it adequately.
Levi Edwards
If u overcook the asparagus dont u lose nutrients?
Isaac Hernandez
That level of longing would have killed me years ago
Evan Butler
Someone's having dinner
Charles Ortiz
There is a chance of that if you completely overcook it, but we're not talking falls-apart-when-forked tier soggy. Just can-be-cut-with-a-regular-bread-knife tier soggy. Hence why I recommended a small flame (Do you Brits also have those two-setting-ovens where it's just either a large flame or a small one?); I should have clarified that though. Generally speaking you're not losing out on much within the recommended twelve-or-so-minute time window.
Jackson Taylor
Some minced garlic, s&p, and a hot pan greased with olive oil. Toss until it starts to brown and is tender to the touch.
Evan Nguyen
Nah i'll just fry it
Daniel Powell
Suit yourself. The sauce is still worth a shot though, honestly.
Carter Cruz
hey baby i got stinky piss, suuuuper dehydrated rn, dark brown and pungent, want to link up
Robert Perez
throw in a cast iron pan with olive oil, salt and pepper. finish with chili pepper, nutmeg, a splash of lime and balsamic vinegar, cover with slivered/sliced almonds. serve to a girl with blue hair and minimalist tattoos on a screened-in porch or outdoors, with a hoppy beer and vegetable protein like tofu or seitan with quinoa. allow juices to absorb into quinoa and say you really like how leading men like ryan gosling and ramy malek challenge traditional norms of masculinity which shows how our culture is evolving
then pee on your neck a little bit about an hour after you eat it, you'll get laid for sure
Parker Torres
Hematuria or glomerulonephritis.
Jaxon Garcia
i actually just recently learned this because i started eating asparagus a lot lately. i thought there was something wrong with me
Matthew Phillips
Dont listen to these other fucking plebs. Cook them like other green vegetables. Blanche them for 6 minutes in a pot of boiling water, untill just tender. You also want them firm not soggy shit
You can also drink the water from cooking as a vitamin rich beverage.
Landon Collins
>eating sugar yikes just pan fry with some olive oil and hot sauce
I think that user was referring to the way your pee smells after drinking coffee not urine that's coffee-coloured
Robert Thomas
wow I can't wait to try this!
Luis Perez
yes a bit and also when you overcook it your piss smells even worse as you create more sulphur compounds
Carter Butler
Literally brush them with olive oil, salt and pepper, and throw them on the grill for 6-8 minutes until they're slightly charred, and just a bit soft with some crunch left.
This is objectively the best way to cool asparagus, too many people overcook it to shit
Brandon Walker
>charred enjoy ur carcinogens
Levi King
Orbit..
Parker Adams
do you cook it or eat it raw?
Andrew James
I love asparagus but jesus christ your piss smell AWFUL. It smells straight up sulfur. Is sulfur a good smell? No, it's very strong and makes you want to put on a gas mask.
Juan Sanchez
yeah but i dont want my pee to smell so..
Parker Cox
I usually roast my asparagus, you? Tho, grilling it might be nice.
This is basically it but I lay them flat in the oven at 425 until crispy at the ends on foil. Just put some olive oil on em and season to preference. Alternatively pan fry with olive oil or butter. Make sure to cut off the sinewy bottom part first, maybe a 1/2 inch at most. Honestly it's pretty hard to fuck up asparagus.
Lucas Murphy
Listen Kraut, stick to the wurst. Boiling veggies is for tasteless englishmen.
Grayson Rodriguez
BOILING VEGETABLES IS FOR STUPID NIGGERS
Grayson Jones
use buckwheat as a cover crop
Dylan Thompson
It makes your piss smell like a fart... How does that attract women? How do you even test something like that?
Blake Morales
Hot pan with a little bit of butter, give a light coating of olive oil and throw them in with some minced garlic. Cook until firm with a little snap left, if you hit mush you've gone too far. The tiniest pinch of salt when finished. They must be eaten with a good steak.
Logan Moore
Haha that's really witty and epic did you come up with it yourself? I don't think anyone has ever made that joke before
Ayden Robinson
Fuck off mom, you're not gonna get me to eat my vegetables