Fuck fuck fuck

Start by working out

Start reading the New Testament, the book of John. Find a Bible church close to you and go every Sunday morning. Find out what small-group they have that you fit in and join. This community will surround you and influence you. The Spirit of God is calling out to you and God wants you more than you want Him. Jesus is real

>OP wants to improve himself and make a difference
>>get fit and then get a gf
Ah, the eternal (((vaginal))) jew never sleeps.

>and to make an impact in life.
Jump from the highest roof you can find. Impact guaranteed.

Go to a trade school or get into a trade apprenticeship. In 1 year you will be able to live on your own and on your way. I was 27 working a dead gas station job as asst manager. Went to trade school. Stated working in appliance repair. Now I'm working as a factory tech making 70k+ a year. It's not super good money, but I'm pretty well off and glad to have a career where I'm always in demand.

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Start saving.

My 30th birthday, I bought a bottle of Jim Beam and got drunk alone at my desk. I was in a bad place. I'll never forget it. You can turn this around, user.

More advice:
Don't masturbate, if you absolutely have to release it, keep your mind clean, no porn and just do it quick
Change your clothes, dress nicely, change your hair
Keep your face and hands and body well groomed, clean, you know
SIT UP STRAIGHT, have good posture
Go outside at least once a day, no excuses
Eat healthy
Think about your future family. Think of your goal of a nice white and make many white children.
You want to be a good person, you want to be strong and successful and achieve things, so do it.

I am. 8 years ago I was in a lot better shape and the opportunity to get laid was every few months through work, even being very introverted. It just didn't feel right losing it to some slut. I lied to my friends back then so they thought I was cool.

Thanks friend.

I haven't gone to church in almost a decade. Maybe this is the answer.

I lived in a city overlooking the Mississippi River. I used to routinely drive back and forth over the bridge promising myself I would stop at the top and jump. I stopped many times. I got out twice. I climbed on the railing once. I've been as low as you can get. Things will get better. You just have to let them.

Just look at some of the answers here. Most of Jow Forums is meme-spouting kids. Why would you come here for advice? Maybe try not coming here and letting these morons indoctrinate and poison your obviously weak mind.

Honestly user it's too late at this point

fuck you, it is not.

it is never too late

Just dress up in leather and walk around the country like this guy
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leatherman_(vagabond)

Thanks man. I really appreciate it. Today is the first day of something new.

i went through all this. i met a nice girl. i went back to school and graduated law school. i'm off work the next two days (it's like a mini-spring break for professionals, pre-easter.) things worked out for me. things can work out for anyone.

Lose weight, find a job and then an appartement. Easy right?

Lrn to program

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this

What qualifies as being a person someone looks up to?

The young whipper-snappers in here will think it means people being envious of them. Wiser ones will think it means family.

The truth is that you must set your own goals and meet them, whatever they are. Forget about what other people think: that will take you only a short distance to middle or even upper-middle class. If you have no overwhelming passions, then you be the best damned cog in a machine that somewhat reflects your values. Then at your job and in your life you set goals and you meet them. That is all.

Don’t be so afraid to approach people. Go up to them and say whatever you feel like. Don’t ignore them. Quit being like that.

Gas yourself loser. Get off our board.

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I know this is Jow Forums and anonymous, but if you get out there, you can meet supportive people who will help you though this. I don't know how bad you have it or what you've been through, but you can always turn things around. You've made an anonymous friend online; you can very well make one in real life.

every day is a fresh opportunity to make it work. don't die before you're dead

I want some of that wall cake

>I want some of that wall cake
Not me. It looks like fucking carrot cake. Keep in mind I'm color blind.

get a job.

that's the truest advice you'll get, if you'd just get it through your skull.

Use cold Turkey for your PC and blocksite for your phone to block Jow Forums so you have to do something better with your time. Get a jarb if you dont have one. If you do have one go learn a trade or skill so you can get a better one. Stop eating bullshit food. Exercise.

don't get a job.

get a job or don't, either way it's fine

You could go to community college and be an older figure for other younger students while you take classes there. But you need some personality first.

Sounds like someone I know.

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kek

This is good advice except running is probably a poor choice of exercise if you're a fat fuck. It can be murder on your knees if you're overweight.

Jacob. Identity confirmed. Sending data to HQ.

It's too late

This. No amount of coping can change this

you don't need to release it
I've done it for a long time, you just have nocturnal emissions
the wet dreams are often better than the real thing

Become a welder.
Or HVAC.

Both trades pay decent to apprentices 25-30$ an hour and it doesn't take as long as other trades to learn, like an electrician, where it takes 5 years my friend was an apprentice, then he could become a journeyman electrician, and even then you cannot run your own contracting buisness until you are the next step past a journeyman for x number of years.

Pick something you can learn fast, and pays well if not that you are interested in..you may be a bitch but all jobs suck dude this is life its easier if you are marginally inclined towards a job.

buck up.

Start fasting
You will lose weight
And have muscle underneath from carrying your fat ass around
Work out

fuck off retard. the only reason youre posting here is to feel like youve accomplished something. in reality you are just procrastinating the same way you always have.

Do you have any interests or talents?

>I want to be someone people look up to, and to make an impact in life
that will never happen
what will happen is that you will get a job, become a wage slave, and die just before retirement.
like 99% of the world

kek telling a fat fuck to lose weight, he needs money more than muscle and exercise.

even better get a job and lose the weight while you are paid to work.
tellin him to lose weight as a focus main goal is retarded when he's a poor lil shit with nothing he's earned. so no wonder he's a fat loser, he is a loser and that doesn't help your confidence.

get some money and get the fuck out of your parents house loser.

sport+less using phone and computer+sign up to an association or idk something where you can socialise with people+get a job

Nah, look at the size of that guy..it's red velvet cake guaranteed

>fat

You can start by fixing this problem, you indulgent retard.

anyway fuck the op, hes a faggot.

Get a gym membership on your parents’ dime, get a job, finish college if you haven’t yet (everybody can now, unless you’re a total tard), and join the catholic church for salvation and a QT white, virgin gf with no tats who can be easily redpilled. Boom. Life turned around.

he should probably just an hero.

it's the easier path for him now.

find a guy hanging gutter or installing windows and beg to learn his trade, the physical work should help with your shitty body and finances, which will only get better as you get better at the work. give it 2 years then find your own place and someone to marry and procreate before you're too old to actually play with your kids. im 32 and too old to have anymore, youll see what i mean later when they want to play after work. start tomorrow, don't waste one more day.

to start tell this to your parents...hey mom hey dad...why am i a man child what do i need to do where did you two forget to teach me what i need to know to go forth into the world?
>fuck people who treat their children like pets and their pets like children

Start with eating right and going for walks ( ideally in nature if you can, but even just start going around the block is a good start depending on how overweight you are) and work your way up to being able to do push-ups and then lifting weights.

I got off heroin and have been clean for a few years but know how hard it can be to just function as a normal person...seriously eating right and working out has made a huge difference in my life.

Lift weights and lose the friend.

Go hard at what you think is right but when you fail turn to this guy. Shit will get dark for a period but it will always get better. I couldnt overcome the combination of drugs vidya food fapping and wageslavery alone sometimes you need a little push op.

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whats the point? he is just going to end up a wage slave and be even more depressed that is life is just work, pay bills, work, pay bills, till he is dead or kills himself

you could always give prison a try. make some new friends, free food, all the sex you'd ever want.

I don't think he can change, he's fucked.
He's afraid of making a choice. That's clear from not picking a career by now. His fear is that he will have no options.

Isn't that ironic?

why would taking care of your family depress you?

he doesn't have a family
thats is why he is 30 living at home with no job
the only difference from you and him is that you might have a job and bills

mens sana in corpore sano.

join the zog army

When did this board become so infested with godfags?

Work out ffs

You still have a few years.

Start with your physical appearance.

Training will automatically change your outlook on life from the testosterone increase.

yes join the army

30 is too late to turn things around desu. Your mental plasticity has plummeted by that age and your lazy good-for-nothing personality is essentially set in stone. Might want to seriously consider suicide as an option.

ditch the "friend"

if he wanted a job he could just become a nurse like all the other losers in the world

Here is the answer to all your problems. If you don’t watch, then best of luck to you:
youtube.com/watch?v=WDEBz25lGdY

...hahahahahahaha! if you knew what's ahead of you... no, but seriously: at least work out. Just don´t join the army: these fucking idiots want you to die for Israel.

People who want to reboot their lives usually join the French Foreign Legion

Make sure it is King James Version

>fat
get on the carnivore diet
>low carb, high fat, no veggies, only vitamin c fruit once in a while
eat
6x/week
>1lb of beef
>3 eggs
>2-3tb of ghee
1x/week
>1lb of liver
>2-3lb of ghee
Watch the fat drop.

That's right.
You can hate it. But the vag needs a dick just as much.
We were put together as a complement.

>I want to make an impact in life
What for though? Every human dies the same exact way and not only will the earth someday cease to exist, but so will this universe.

30 isn't the end. Most people live with their parent till 25. What do you?

STFU and stop complaining. Do something

>I'm broke

Get a job

>living with my parents

That's where the job kicks in. You can earn enough to get a small room to rent and then get a better place when you earn more.

>fat

Work out. Stop eating fast food. Fast food is the downfall of America. In the 50s, most people were not fat. Fast food kicked in by (((Them))) and people got fat and shit. The kikes want Americans weak.

>with one friend who is a degenerate

You can find friends at the new job.

You graduated from High school and went to college, right? Get up and take action, ffs.

so your cure for all his problems is go be a wage slave.

there is no old you
so he is not dead, but fat

Everything you "achieve" is dust in the wind, the people who'd look up to you are nobodies whose existence amounts to grains of sand. You're like the kamakazi bomber who legit believed crashing his plane into an American battleship would have an "impact" on the war. Time goes on, even the brightest stars fade away and are forgotten.

TL:DR
life is meaningless, kill yourself.

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Best start quick. The next 30 fly in in what seems about 3 years. It’s accelerationism.
>best years
Not at all. It just gets better & better after 30 but depends I guess on whether you’re handsome or not. I remember once upon a time feeling lucky if I got sex. Now I just go from one fuck to the other, I don’t bother with women I’ve fucked on two occasions as I’ve always got new ones cumming all the time. Im doing a stripper (Casey, new-ish. Recruited her by fucking her on Sunday as usual) and possibly an army sergeant this weekend (a rerun from 2 weekends back, Leighanne). It’s kind of funny to me that spastics don’t know how to get sex, I have to avoid it or take a ton of drugs so I can do all the women throwing themselves on their back legs in the air when they see me. It wouldn’t be possible for anyone to do what I do without chems. 4 in 18 hours Saturday before last. I’m not just tomming these chicks until I cum and leaving either, I don’t even go soft after I cum. The gaps in between I was realising I’ll never be satisfied no matter what I do.
Feels gud. But drugs are a little worrying - lots of different tyoes, I only do them for sex but it’s every weekend all weekend
cocaine, viagra, diazepam, painkillers, bud as a cocktail.

Get into sales

This desu
Get a pair of boots and guilt trip your parents to buy you a truck with a camper shell, or an old rv out of pity
Search around in a 500-1000 mile radius of a welding gig like this
youtube.com/watch?v=c4cAPeFxzE4
Dive out there and sleep in the truck until you have saved enough not to.

just try your best, and be a good person, thats good enough