He is Risen

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>hello my children

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Jesus wasn't even a real person, you Jewish cocksucker

>pic related

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Jesus is a mushroom. The rebirth is when the mushroom fruiting body grows back where it once was. Virgin birth to those who don't understand spores. Eat Jesus.

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rejoice!

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Fuck you

>might

I read that book too. I believe it.

>Fuck you
Jewish cocksucker

Jewish people literally believe this, yet somehow a Pakistani can not comprehend Jewish hatred for Christ our Savior

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REJOICE
nigger

There is no evidence that Jesus was a real guy, let alone magic.

you guys are full of shit. Fuck catholics.

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>blah blah blah the Jews blah blah blah large bowl of porridge blah blah

>nigger
Jewish cocksucker

He is risen indeed.

I think the occult interpretation is he cut his balls off, spent 3 days recuperating in a cave, then lived the rest of his life as a woman. The Cross symbolizes male and female. The vertical piece is the phallus, and the horizontal relates to the horizon and nature. The feminine aspect. A lot of allegorical concepts made literal, such as circumcision. Satanists run all the churches.

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And yet many great things have been achieved in His name.

He is fiction

>And yet many great things have been achieved in His name.
And yet he didn't even exist

It shows the power of an idea, this is why those in power fear any idea that brings people together for a common good.

Jewish cocksuckers are anti-christ

>Fuck catholics
Good goy.
I pray to God, not a portrait.

R-E-I-N-C-A-R-N-A-T-E-D LAMB.

No wonder they've tried to make everything shitty. Oh well, blind still gonna get dunked on though.

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>It shows the power of an idea, this is why those in power fear any idea that brings people together for a common good.
Perhaps, but that doesn't change the fact that Jesus didn't even exist

You pray to idolatry and satan, you're a bunch of fakes. Your vanity disgusts me.

>dies on a Friday
>rises three days later
>...on Sunday

Why does it matter to you?

If something gives somebody a sense of purpose or belonging and it does no harm to you, why attack it. I think scientology is nonsense, but I would not mock somebody for believing in it if it gives them joy. You also most likely have something in your life that you feel gives you purpose, even if its something as simple as crafting or collecting something. Others might think its pointless or stupid, but if you like it and it makes you happy without harming others, then nobody should mock you for it.

>Why does it matter to you?
Why do you post threads about your weird religion on Jow Forums? Why don't you post them on /x/, where they belong?

Gandolf?

You do realize that you are standing against the only major religion that requires you to believe in it to get to Heaven or it's equivalent. If all religions where to have an equal chance of being real, you would pick the only option that could lose.

The slab there looks like a Viscount biscuit to be honest.

Im not the OP, but I do think a thread discussing religion with regards to politics would be a more quality thread than any of the 10+ active racebaiting threads that serve no other purpose than flooding this board with interracial porn.

You're posting under the flag of the great satan, don't talk to me about disgust.

True.
The whore of babylon will fall soon. All power will go back to rome. And then you fuckers are going to taste fire.

What're you implying?

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Amen

>Im not the OP, but I do think a thread discussing religion with regards to politics would be a more quality thread
Ok, so create that thread, instead of spamming these evangelical slide threads

>You're posting under the flag of the great satan, don't talk to me about disgust.
You're a literal Jewish cocksucker and in no position to cast aspersions on anyone else

>All power will go back to rome
As it should be. Fire burns in our hearts. It will be you heretics who will feel the flames.

>the butchers apron
It will be us who free you from islam.

>It will be you heretics who will feel the flames.
Probably a better fate than having to spend eternity sucking Jewish cock.

>I pray to God, not a portrait.
Oh really what do you prey with?
What is the minds eye visualization of a prayer?
I'll visualize this while I wait.

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>It will be us who free you from islam.
Not when only 2% of you are in church every Sunday morning. There's barely enough of you to form a protest group.

Rises in the third day,not in three

You already do suck jewish cock, you can't even stop talking about it.

I prey on the wicked and I pray to the Father.
If you follow God he presents himself in prayer.

>protest group
it will come like a thief in the night

You sound like a child, with a child's understanding of Christianity. Have fun I suppose

Happy?

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