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Ian Butler
Charles Bell
fuck h*ngary
Elijah Harris
Why the fuck is everyone so upset we are using this?
Camden Garcia
Sloppy Job Mossad!
Robert Young
Serbia has no might against the might of the Austro-Hungarian army! You will be toppled in two weeks at the most.
Aaron Allen
Those damn Jerrys I hate them so much.
Dr Goldstein told me I should hate them and he's never steered me wrong.
He even gave me a loan for my farm at the low interest rate of 80%!
I'm so lucky to have him as a friend.
Robert Morris
>be me, 20 yr old frenchman
>been stuck in the same hole for just about a year
>occasionally shoot at some huns but most days lately have been getting worse
>started getting shelled for 10 days straight
>can't sleep, constantly hungry
>luckily for me the krauts can't aim for shit
>get word we are getting reinforcements
>ohh thank god
>hear its the brits
>ohh god dammit
>this little shit shows up in our trench
>"Oi, chaps fancy a good spell of tea for the morning?"
>tell him we don't have tea
>he starts spazzing out about no tea and calls us a bunch of savages
>fucker storms off saying he has to go drive
>fucking hate brits
>go back to napping
>suddenly this huge metal beast mows over the trench
>I've never seen anything like it
>krauts are firing at it but the damn thing is unstoppable
>thing is rolling across no mans land unabated
>suddenly it stops as smoke billows out the thing
>some brits climb out the door and get shot immediately
>thing just sits out there for a few weeks
>pop shots at it occasionally
Fucking brits and their wierd machines
Evan Gutierrez
FUCKING HELP US
Parker Ward
America will be German clay before the end of this war.
Sebastian Sanchez
Anyone else wierded out by aeroplanes?
Gavin Evans
Hello Royal Air Service. I got an Idea for a much more effective use of aeroplanes. For further clarification see the attached drawing
Aiden Robinson
The RAF should just crash into the trenches.
Parker Bell
Marvelous idea! Following the crash the pilot could pull out his trusty Lee-Enfield Rifle and shoot germans with it!
Lincoln Diaz
A bit later, sure, but fuck reds.
William Nguyen
Hitler is controlled opposition. All you stormfaggots are going to get the Jews their own country and 70 years of sympathy.
Nolan Collins
It causes inhumane wounds, stop using it!
William Martinez
Who the fuck is Hitler? I think you've been exposed to to much Mustard gas.
Ethan Peterson
Have the krauts gotten this low? Pic related just got sent to Russia by Krauts, they are literally sending communists do kill based Russians, Willhelm II is pure ZOG confirmed
Justin Wilson
>note found left in a fox hole
"if your squad has an american nigger in it unironically kill yourself because youre literally on a nigger's team now"
Ryder Butler
Fuck, here’s the picture, telegram is shitty here in the trench
Brayden King
They are completely mad. A war between Europeans is a civil war. This is the most monumental foolishness that they have ever done.
Jacob Peterson
Jean, stop this communist nonsense, if we don’t win this war, how the hell are we gonna liberate the holy land for the Jews? They need a place to live Jean, im telling ya, stop this nonsense and kill more Europeans for our lord Rothschild
Gabriel Peterson
The war will be over come Christmas
Jaxson Harris
Fuck off yank, you’re not even in the war yet,
Lincoln Moore
"It is a splendid summer isn't it, är det inte?"
"Ja, Johan. Utmärkt."
Benjamin Wilson
If any krauts are reading this please shell the trench line 10 clicks south of us. The fucking Harlem Niggers are down there and if I have to take another night of jazz music and howler monkey jiggaboo screaming I'm gonna put them down myself.
Landon Parker
Exactly
Elijah Martin
Dumb euroniggers going to war while I'm comfy at home watching this shit go down
Dominic Jones
The churgeon sais ee is goina tayk me layg on account uva traynch foot.
Nicholas Turner
>suddenly this huge metal beast mows over the trench
people weren't cavemen in WWI user, they knew what automobiles and aircraft were
Aaron Garcia
Why do you keep saying WWI as if there is going to be a second one? This is the war to end all wars user.
Blake Campbell
(You)
Dylan Jones
Hey guys when do you think the US is going to join the war with Germany? My cousins are in the German Army and they keep asking when we’re going to declare war on France. I tell them probably not long after Teddy gets re-elected.
Bentley Kelly
this kek
Michael Collins
dumb fucking insane yankee bitch shut the fuck up. we'll go fight those huns while you mutter to yourself ya fucking retard
Landon Scott
>Get deployed on the ottoman front
>Get to liberate the holy land
>Kill kebabs on a daily basis
>Destroy an Empire that has invaded Europe for centuries
>Don’t have to kill fellow Christian a Europeans
Why isn’t Jow Forums fighting on the middle eastern front? Imagine being stuck fighting krautniggers and killing your fellow Europeans, kek
Nicholas Hughes
Kill the roaches