/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BUTTHURT EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Time to Turn the Tables 4/18/19
youtu.be/sBSH8CwhK7I
>Pres Trump @WWP Soldier Ride 4/18/19
youtu.be/LyBvDL5E3n8
>KAC outside WH 4/18/19
c-span.org/video/?459942-1/
>Giuliani on FoxNews 4/18/19
youtu.be/xOOXZMrd8Rk
>AG Barr Press Conf on Mueller Report 4/18/19
c-span.org/video/?459919-1/
youtu.be/Qc41K9UNVew
>Bannon on OAN 4/18/19
youtu.be/JqTPWoxY6ls
youtu.be/caVqNZJu_GY
>Pres Trump Interview w/Larry O'Connor 4/17/19
youtu.be/TBRd8KIZgaU
>Pres Trump Interview w/Eric Bolling 4/17/19
youtu.be/JZ_dfQvEkrc
>Pres Trump Interview w/Tom Hauser 4/15/19
youtu.be/dWqttsdwT98
>GOPAd: Thanks to Pres Trump's Tax Cuts Econ is Booming! 4/17/19
youtu.be/QMMXwaP44rc
>Pres Trump @Opportunity Zone Conf 4/17/19
c-span.org/video/?459901-1/
youtu.be/IX4S8V_GJew (full)
>CFPBDir Kraninger @BPC on CFPB 4/17/19
c-span.org/video/?459888-1/
>NSA Amb Bolton on PBSNewsHour 4/17/19
youtu.be/xatD26eIOsk
>NSA Amb Bolton @Bay of Pigs Vets Assoc on Cuba 4/17/19
youtu.be/Lx-epijmYS0
>AssistAG4NatlSec Demers @AEI on FARA 4/17/19
c-span.org/video/?459887-1/
>StateDept Press Brief (SoS Pompeo/AssistSoS4WHA Breier) 4/17/19
c-span.org/video/?459893-1/
>DoDVideo: Let Me Take a Selfie! 4/16/19
dvidshub.net/video/672595/
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! 4/15/19
youtu.be/fXTA36HO65g

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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amazon.com/dp/B07M7DWJSN
youtube.com/watch?v=t989-ukRYTY
streamable.com/wnxtn
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MAGA

YOUTUBE IS DOWN

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NEW TWEET
NEW TWEET
Joking he has more now, but this denies the emails

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Post Dragon Energy!

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schitt

>dems are going full impeach
>shills are completely silent
>nancy and schumer appearing on every MSM possible
>tomorrow is good friday pic related
Trump couldn't have planned the optics better if he tried

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WHITE HOUSE PLAYING “EDELWEISS” & “WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR”

>SHUT IT DOWN

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>Schiff
what a simp

There is a split

>He's still tweeting.

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TRUMP IS CONFIRMED NAZI, IMPEACH

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I made a new thread too because I thought there was no OP
>

>be leftist
>see 400 page report
>oh fuck
>ctrl+f - collusion
>copy paste a paragraph

SEE GUYS TRUMP COLLUDED EVEN THO HE WAS NEVER CHARGED WITH ANYTHING!!!

Holy based

Impeachment is coming.

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>not Erika

When's erika?

>copypasta, therefore not shilling
Wtf, I guess all activists are just pretending to be retarded now. I mean, it's not like activism is literally just shilling your idea by saying the same thing over and over again...

Oh wait.

schizoposting

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reminder that the chief Architect of Notre Dame said they redid the entire electrical system to make sure no short circuits could cause a fire.
>no welding being done
>no short circuit
>1000 year wood is almost petrified and hard to burn
it was a muzzie and they are trying to cover it up

twitter.com/AmyMek/status/1118664191064399872

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CNN are trying to restore credibility with this

twitter.com/CNN/status/1118957387526832130?s=19

America needs people to take care of themselves in order to take care of the country. Do your best, be fit, be ready to fight.

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The chains are off.

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Königgrätz March

Heres how its going to go
>Mueller gets called in to testify
>tells Schiff Barr obstructed his report
>Trump and Barr both impeached for obstruction of Justice
>it will only be 11am

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>round all the jews up into a room
>erika starts playing
>gas fills the room
>they can only hear japanese laughter on the other side of the door

are you the kinda retard that took "Yo donny i'm gunna shit in my mouth" copypastas as genuine threats from liberals here

whoa

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>(((blue check)))

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Barr literally released the report tho

don't forget that they didn't even set foot in the damn thing yet

twitter.com/intheMatrixxx/status/1118864301626990593

>somebody on the roof
>two bright flashes

>CNN are trying to restore credibility with this

Their ratings are going further into the toilet, and they can't stop it.

you may not have liked it, but this is what peak serving the president looks like.
Press F to apologize, /ptg/.
You know you should.

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CHURCH MEMBERSHIP PLUNGED

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did he actually say "I'm fucked"?

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or you could not

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the goalposts are moving on their own

>got to a place where I can charge my phone
>got power here but I have to phonepost

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so now the mueller bullshit is over is trump going to focus on accomplishing what he set out to do? it's been 2 and a half years and all trump has to show for it is less than 5% of the border being protected.

>WHY IS HE PLAYING STUFF FROM THE SOUND OF MUSIC?
>L-LITERAL NAZI!
I wonder if they realize that the protagonists in that story literally escaped Nazis to flee to Switzerland.

Come get in here!!! for KEK! for Love!! For National Pride!!





We Fly Our Pride Flag!!! PRAISE KEK!!!

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Funny how these kikes make out like they don't have the power to do exactly what they wanted Mueller to do. Almost like they're a bunch of spineless rat fucks that wanted him to do their job for them. Reminds me of a past episode
>we don't recommend prosecution
>cankles: well, if Comey says so

WHAT COULD THEY MEAN BY THIS?

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Based natural conservative hispanics amirite?

No

>Dirty cop plants drugs in car
>Citizen gets upset
>Dirty cop says not to worry about it, he will investigate to see if you did anything wrong
>You ask for a new cop
>You obstructing Justice boy?!

So Mueller is saying the FBI was stopped from doing an investigation & yet no one stopped Mueller in doing anything in his investigation from using the FBI to investigate fully?

>YO DONNY exists
>therefore other copypastas don't exist
Keep digging, boi.

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according to witnesses that testified, yes.
but
>"I'm fucked!!!11one1!"
is taken out of context. He was commenting on how Independent Councils always fuck up/sabotage presidencies.

Your move, niggers.
“Impeach Trump and Die”. (2019)
amazon.com/dp/B07M7DWJSN

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This man has no anus. He is utterly and completely anally destroyed.

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Or we could and crush the scum.

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>Says he's going to be part of an uprising
>Doesn't want to be fit
>Doesn't want to be ready to fight

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pg 158: "The President's efforts to influence the investigation were mostly unsuccessful, but that is largely because the persons who surrounded the President declined to carry out orders or accede to his requests."

no its not. I'm chillin to this right now

youtube.com/watch?v=t989-ukRYTY

Yes, because he was going be unable to do anything for 2 years while this bullshit (((((investigation))))) went on.

truly God having a laugh

still waiting for SINGLE example. Should be easy since it was so prevalent right? The burden of proof is on you.

absolutely shitter shattered.

streamable.com/wnxtn

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>new WH press briefing announced
>pic related on the monitors
>audio system cues up
youtube.com/watch?v=L9SIS6wBxpI
>Sarah comes out in full plate armor and runs Acosta through with a sword
>starts chopping up all the other fake news
>eventually Gizzi and Goyal are the only two left alive
>Gizzi adjust his glasses and says "thank yew, Sarah"
>fade to black
>nobody can report on it without violating HBO copyrights so the WH stream is the only one up

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S

>Good Friday
>It is finished.

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OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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>I... I dreamed that for two years, Blumf was inpeech.

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HONK HONK

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Oh no no no mudslime BTFO

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all part of the plan

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>IT'S REALLY, SERIOUSLY HAPPENING THIS TIME U GUISE

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try to go to any channel page

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In becoming a comfort woman, we know.

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holy based

From page 2, of volume II:

"If we had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts that the president clearly did not commit obstruction of justice, we would state so. Based on the facts and the applicable legal standards, however, we are unable to reach that judgment. The evidence we obtained about the president's actions and intent presents difficult issues that prevent us from conclusively determining that no criminal conduct occurred. Accordingly, while this report does not conclude that the president committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him"

Anyone have the image with the conclusion or know which page it's on?

Spics worship their aztec murder gods.

>>Time to Turn the Tables 4/18/19
>youtu.be/sBSH8CwhK7I
lmao it's on the president's account
i love this madman; video's just lacking in airhorns.

im on styx's channel, it works

Who is the conservative thot on CNN? They let her speak the longest, basically dabbing all over all the dems in the room. She even opened with an aggressive quip about them moving the goalposts from collusion to obstruction... but she even ended in saying that the president was saved by people disobeying him. That's going to follow him, unfortunately.

stop

Works fine for me.

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Another thing. Spics are also lazier than niggers! They're too lazy to believe in God!

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>The age of taking women away from the local people for fun is over

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really makes me think

TODAY IS “NATIONAL TRANS-HIV TESTING DAY”

WAY TO GET THE GOVERNMENT TO SOCIALIZE THE COSTS OF DEGENERACY

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Fails to mention the legality of the orders he allegedly tried to give. Hint: it wouldn't have been illegal for those orders to have been followed through with.

>do this for me, Im too new for this website
Just lurk more you rampaging faggot, do you have everything youre sick of seeing on a daily basis saved on your computer?

They've come to the conclusion that it is expedient that one man should die (politically) for the sake of the people.

>spics and libshits continue to regress in their degeneracy

whowuddathunk

>the burden of proof is on you, to prove that anons were not being ironic when they shilled Mueller
lmao shut up, nigger

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SOON

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>muller report explains Zion Don colluded
>WITH ISRAEL
>/ptg/ max damage control

Hahahahahahahahahaha

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Innocent until proven guilty. Can't prove him guilty so what does that make him?

Thank you for conceding that it doesn't happen here you newfag.

>goblinas and sheboons are less useless than the men
>significantly so
Kek, this has classic r/K selection patterns written all over it.

>breeding with subhumans

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