>Wait a few days, let the grown-ups examine this,
>and then give them a chance to tell you what to think in simple infographic form.
politics.theonion.com
Just Leave It To The Experts
Alexander Perry
Leo Long
At times like this I can't tell if a post is bait, ignorance, or sarcasm.
Chase Wood
onion is satire. if anything its calling bullshit on fake news advising you dont make any decisions until they can tell you what everyone should be thinking.
Landon Hughes
fuck these experts
Isaac Roberts
Did sam hyde say that?
Lucas Brown
>I can't tell
...and that is why you need experts to tell you what to think.
Mason Russell
Yes, but not in those words
Adrian James
Do you trust the Onion to be a valid news source? Did an expert tell you that the Onion has trustworthy publications?
Robert Foster
You are so stupid it's astounding
Lucas Evans
Pic being dumb
Kevin Johnson
Are you implying onion is untrustworthy news source, rather than a satirical site?
Kevin Campbell
>the Onion
America's Finest News Source
Nathan Davis
In all honesty they're probably right. Though I believe Trump is innocent, I don't expect the average person of knowing what a president can or can't be prosecuted for.
Hunter Lewis
liberal media strikes again
Jonathan Phillips
>The Mueller Report is 448 pages long.
theonion.com
Easton Nelson
Nicholas Martin
They do a better job than MSNBC and it always brings me a smile
Finer than the finest wine
David Torres
honk honk
Adrian Robinson
>a Clown as President
William Fisher
>it's astounding
...and that is why you need experts, to help you deal with your astonishment.
Julian Ortiz
Experts like the Onion?
Josiah Hill
DONT READ IT GOYIM
GO BACK TOP SLEEP
Josiah Hill
>it is entirely possible that some type of yacht or catamaran was used during Blackwater founder
>Erik Prince’s secret meeting in the Seychelles islands to set up a Trump–Putin back channel
politics.theonion.com
Ethan Taylor
Jokes aside, when I watch political debates on the telly they always have these analysts who tries to tell me what the politicians said. Like I don't have ears myself.
Oliver Johnson
You need to go back to high school lit and read "a modest proposal"
Cooper Powell
WAITING FOR INPUT. INSERT OPINION
Levi Ward
Kikery
Jonathan Lee
Very good bait OP
Adam Thompson
I thought it was shit and pretty obvious he was fucking around, but I haven't been here in a while. Seems like the board's overall IQ has fallen off a cliff.
Elijah Gonzalez
You need to know Swift was being satirical.
Benjamin Adams
THIS!
Luis Morales
I love the onion, but in all seriousness you know that an identical article will come from one someone its only matter of time.
Jason Perez
The board and site as a whole is inundated with fuckwits who want 2/10 bait spammed with images and le ebin screencap. What do you expect out of cancerous refugees and normalfags from lesser shitholes?
Ayden Gomez
well they aren't wrong
Liam Harris
That's my point, you don't understand what is a satire
Brandon Nguyen
>politics.theonion.com
still, are they wrong?
What's the ratio of people waiting for infographics on the report to culture war on facebook with vs people reading all 400 pages?
1,000:1?
Cooper Wilson
>the board's overall IQ has fallen off a cliff
Its first casualty was the concept of satire.
Robert Howard
>theonion
stop baiting retard
Cooper Russell
>That's my point
...and it took you only three posts to make it.
Carson Harris
>The Onion
Well, you've clearly proved them correct, you fucking moron.