GET THE FUCK IN HERE!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
GET THE FUCK IN HERE!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
Jow Forums has officially declared war on the pacific island of Tuvalu.
A declaration of war has been sent after numerous unauthorized posts by a Tuvaluan combatant appeared on Jow Forums’s politically incorrect board. This breach of our territory is an act of war and will not be tolerated. Anons are currently massing their memetic arsonal to deploy against the Tuvaluan people and governing body.
Demands that must be met to insure an end to hostilities between Jow Forums and The Nation of Tuvalua
- Total surrender and dismantlement of the Tuvaluan government to be supplanted by our our own
-Criminal prosecution of all Tuvaluan shitposters
-Officially apologized for transgressions against People's Republic of China and their North korean allies
-Officially recognize Tuvalu as the historic Kekstaini homeland
In this thread anons will add to the ongoing list of demands and devise strategies to best insure out inevitable victory
Where do I enroll?
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>deceleration of war
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Wait a fucking second
>2016
Now we're talking
One billion dead nigs
say it with me
GOT MIT UNS LADS
are they jewish or black?
THESE TUVALUAN BASTARDS WILL PAY
fucking abo's mang
We're renewing hostilities
They have failed to abide with our previous agreement.
A Tuvaluan shitposter has been spotted in our territory earlier today.
I'm ready, send me in!
Red 6 Standing by
K I'm here OP... What the Fuck is going on????!!!!!!!!
they are tiny.and shaped like a spermatozoa
We're invading a small island 3 years ago.
fuck this nigger island is pozzed. is no land safe from the jew?
radionz.co.nz
Cool,, where's the time machine??
I'M IN
>startpage/where the fuck is talufag
>in minecraft
>anime qt
>not a hideous tranny
Uncle mersh taught me that one
Why do they do this shit? I've never given a crap about any of these "lets do this to raise awareness" issues.
What a waste of time and money.
TUVALU GENOCIDE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
he taught you it in minecraft
>Literally where
It's some shithole right?
> We're renewing hostilities They have failed to abide by our previous agreement.
> A Tuvaluan shitposter was spotted in our territory earlier today.
It's back on
Dibs on owning an island after we win.
Ok boys...what's the next step?
Our goal doesn't seem to be to conquer the island, but just to fuck with them. Have them do stupid shit for the memes. If we've agreed on this goal, let's derive a series of goals we should carry out.
Meme it until MSM takes notice
JUST START THE KILLING ALREADY!
Import trad south american and asian waifus...train them in finishing school to speak english/Cook/clean and act like ladies.
Hire mercs to liberate the island, like execitive options did in angola 60 mercs took the country
Pol is a board of satire and peace
fuck you kike
face pour wow
were invading this bitch and taking all the pacific islander biddies for ourselves
if you want access to their wombs you will pay us a tribute in tendies aussie swine
Jow Forums does not condone violence. We are just attempting to peacefully liberate our homeland through non-violent means
Dredge sea bottom to build up landmass and cover abo past.
kek
goals.
some sort of scandal with the football team.
Have them, i just want one end of the island to run my waifu business.
your laughter has cost you your lands as well
as provisional commander of the 34th Jow Forums brigade i formally declare war on austr*lia
>writing up the declaration to send to your prime minister as we speak
6 million more!
Show it in the Sent folder or it’s bullshit
An user posted from there today and he seemed nice. Leave the island alone
TUVALU WHITE ETHNOSTATE WHEN?
Enjoy the abos and chinks lol congratulations you played yourself lol
Colors Red standing by.
To late
Ok. Summoning Kek to help us take the island with meme magic.
I'm broke, so you're gonna have to do that yourself, user. Seems a bit excessive for a meme war anyway.
I'll look into it.
I'm
So ready.
Let's do it!
I don't like em putting chemicals in the water that turn the fricking frogs swole!
Great digits in this thread. Is he with us fellow Jow Forumsicemen
can Jow Forums actually destroy a country?
That's a ubermensch pepe right there
I feel it, anyone else?
No retard
You're just jealous because of his massive gainz.
He browses Jow Forums, and he's good luck for gains and otherwise
I've read this whole thread and I still can't tell what the fuck you guys are going on about
Destroy, where going to make it the 3 times its size with the colonizing white mans magic, or as i like to call it science.
based
bump
i've had it with these fuckin' tulip sons of bitches
we destroyed Portugal a while back, they hate talking about to this day...
... well would you look at that.
This is almost as autistic and gay as the idea for white people from pol to colonize greenland back in 2015. It was pretty popular on both 4 and e**htchan. but of course everyone was too busy masturbating to anime to actually get it done. By all means, try it, but memes alone will not take down a sovereign nation, even one as irrelevant as Tuvalu. Also, the Tuvaluan economy is massively subsidized by dot tv domains, fun fact. If you want to actually cause harm to them, go after any website with dot tv after it. Happy hunting retards
“We”
I believe that was Jow Forums my meu amigo :^DDD
lol :D
Can I help fund the war effort
Tuvalu die
>Liberate Tuvalu
>Dredge ocean bed to build up land mass and save it
>Estalish waifu import export business
>Currency will be waifus...how many waifu for a donkey, smaller dimonantions tbd
Sorry I enrolled to fight for Israel.
It's called shitposting
So do portugese usually just use meme flags like roaches and poos do? I hardly ever see that flag. Or are all the portugese posters on Jow Forums?
You're not a Lain poster in 2019?
I pity you kekies.
I mean some powers that be will gladly grant sovereignity to another nation to use it as a petri dish for new tech and experimental regulations. You of all people should know this.
The Island is very 'Heeb-ish' in its outline.
Taking something on the internet serious is the definition of autistic and gay....we shitpost, we dont irl....unless its really worth it.
Who knows what we can do.
But it would be really interesting if something slipped.
Who the FUCK authorized this? Our high tech mesh command structure is confusing as FUCK. FUCK.
if we don't know what we are doing neither will the enemy
The (K)ommandant
STFU, all methods of warfare at our disposal will be used to further the war effort
Here we come!
These strategic doctrines are incredible, comrade.
On a serious note, why don't we all migrate to the island and just out breed the natives, wouldn't that constitute a right proper genocide, seems the most efficient.
The fuck is this fresh autism
Posting some Twitter accounts to direct your memes at.
Firstly, the actual twitter account of the government of Tuvalu.
War, son.
Also there's a Bong flag on their flag, won't we be declaring war on England doing this? I trust high command and all, but this seems a bit hairy.
Secondly, football seems to be important to the island. Maybe we can cash in on that? Anyway, these faggots want to have a Tuvalu team in FIFA.
There are plenty of Portuguese on Jow Forums, you just won’t see many in threads relating to American issues. I’d say there are more on Jow Forums but that’s true for most non American flags.
Nice, Anyone have clean accounts?
No one has the right to be this happy and carefree
Finally Jow Forums will be recognized as the world power that it is!!
>muh fiji flag
kys
damn right they dont
see how much they smile when there put to work building and mining for the glory of the emperor
Didn't Jow Forums do this already?
I'm pretty sure some island nation was threatened years ago.
