Convince my parents to let me grow shrooms?

There have been many studies done on mushrooms and their positive effects. What should are some key points I should bring up when talking to them?

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you're a retard.

Why? Have you looked at benefits of them?

This. Tell them it will make you less of a retard.

Bruh if you need to ask Mommy your brain is not developed enough to be smoking weed much less shrooms. At least wait until you're 21 if not 25. Your brain is still growing

Growing them is a pain in the ass with greater legal punishments than buying a few grams

Eh, weeds much worse. Shrooms just raises openness and makes your conscious experience seem more perceptive of connections

I'm talking neurochemistry here you stupid zoomer. Pickled your brain already I see. Just like that Lil peep retard

Grow ones you can eat first.. an alibi

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First, don't make assumptions who you're talking to. I'm just as educated as you if not more. Second shrooms does not lower intelligence unless you are seriously abusive. It even enhances memory and associations and grows new neurons and stuff bro, like curing depression

If you have to try and convince your parents to let you grow shrooms, you are too young to be doing them. Wait until your brain develops some more. Trust me, you'll wish you did.

>It even enhances memory and associations and grows new neurons and stuff bro, like curing depression.

You got a source for that?

This must be B8

Research for yourself. This is basic. Just anti psychedelic propaganda of the older times probably got ingrained in you. Yes, drugs are bad. Most psychedelics are not bad (they're even good) unless you are prone to mental illness. Then stay away.

First, you're a faggot. Second kill yourself retard. Post like you're in reddit again, I really want to see you reaching for those upboats

The war on drugs and very recently developed perspectives that anything which treatens ability to function is mental illness is largely the result of industrialization and want of society to keep productive workers. It didn't use to be that way

I promise you psychedelics do not regenerate neurons. That is a load of horseshit and your reply just confirms you have no idea what you're talking about.

>Be me, 18
>Grew Cubensis shrooms in my room
>Took 30 grams wet (~3 dry), as that is the recommended starting point.
>Not much happened; got high but no trip.
>Waited about 2 months, and took ~7 grams dry (5 is considered a heavy dose).
>Went to woods about 4 miles away from house.
>Things got trippy, and fun.
>Next thing I knew, was back home, with no knowledge of how I got there.
>My gums and teeth were full of broken glass, and bark from trees.
> I had chewed the screens completely off two phones.
> I believe I tore up and ate every mushroom in the straw colony at this point.
> Next thing I know I am at my job (I wasn't supposed to work that day).
>Boss, and all co-workers are curious as to why I have shown up covered in blood and mud on a day I wasn't supposed to work.
>Somehow get back home.
>Loose all connection to reality.
>Can only see white
>Look in bathroom miorr can't see reflection.
>Parents very, very disappointed
>Wish I could say this is an exaggeration, I can assure you it is an understatement.

Point being, be very, very careful.

Obviously new neurons are not grown, but connections are grown at a rate probably unprecedented by any other activity known to man. That is true.

You have failed to provide any reliable source for your claims and saying "look it up yourself" is the same tactic anti-vax Facebook moms use when you ask for their evidence that doesn't include the meme they posted.

Anyone who does shrooms once can testify to the profound changes in personality and even motor skills which lasts about 3 months. They've done studies on this and how addicts just up and quit their soc.

Just google. At this point you're just being stubborn. You're the kind of asshat who argues when I make basic statements about QFT asking me for sources, when every professor and student in the country knows what the fuck I'm saying. Really ticks me off