Next James Bond to be a movie about female empowerment

I hope the next Bond is a transgender disabled Latino female; only then will we reach true diversity in Hollywood.

I'm doubtful... When I think about it, hollywood is responsible for a lot of terrible things :

- they created the Hitler is bad meme
- they created the "teenagers should have bf/gf and fuck"
- they demonized classical music , it's now associate with bad guys in movies
- they created the american dream (promotes bank loans)
- they promoted colleges, also encouraging young people to get student loans

It's crazy when you think about it, especially the "teenagers should have bf/gf", when I was a teen (I'm 24) I always had the feeling that it was a wrong thing to do

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Into the oven it goes.

Trips of truth...

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It'll probably be trash

This so much, when it started to try and be like borne identity all super serious and shit is when it became less fun.

It was better before when it was crazy gadgets, action and what not. When it didn't take itself so seriously.

Imagine a Bond where he has to ask for consent for kissing a woman.

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Checked

Don't imagine, it's really what's gonna to happen in the movie.

The whole Metoo thing is about lowering the white demographics

Of course they won't tell you that every guy that got Metooed is jewish.

haaretz.com/israel-news/.premium-not-just-weinstein-the-year-metoo-rocked-and-shocked-the-jewish-world-1.6480994

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bump, this thread is important

True.
Bond was like an event. There weren't really other movies about it. You'd go to see the stunts. Roger Moore flies a mini plane through a hangar sideways. Even if it was practical effects on a wire, that was a BFD back in the day.
Now you have CGI monsters stomping down cities in correct physics.
CGI has made spectacle in film meaningless.
>Bond almost gets his balls cut off
>Cracks a one liner and escapes
>skiis down a mountain and several henchmen ski over cliffs
>Bond jumps goes off an Olympic ski jump and lands in a submersible with a spring seat
>it's driven by a drop dead gorgeous semen demon
>Bond breaks the fourth wall while he reaches over and grabs her pussy
>Semen Demon coos and smiles
>Transparent hatch goes down and the pair submerge to have Aquaman sex
That's fucking James Bond

All that serious spy shit is pretty boring, and memes are where we go for Absurdist entertainment.

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Every single series will be ruined

>Young women live every day hoping a young man pays attention to them.
>Has to scream RAPE when he does or lose all your friends.
#MeToo is hard on the ladies too.
Not that I care they can't really feel human pain, it's the pain of an animal, and women love to be conflicted and tormented, it's their thing.
Still, I do feel bad for their little confused minds.

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>plot of the new film is bond gets metoo'd by the women in mi6
>bond finally shags moneypenny and she ruins his career

>- they demonized classical music , it's now associate with bad guys in movies
Never actually realised that earlier. Can't remember a single instance of a movie where the good guys relax with some classical music. Always the bad guys. Then again, i don't watch alot of movies.

>metoo era
What the fuck is this horseshit now? First it was feminism, then everything bombed horribly and now it's metoo? Have they already replaced mysoginist with rapist? Do they think that simply rebranding their idiotic movement will somehow change the publics perception?

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Who the fuck watches movies anymore? They're just bad. Chinks make better movies than Westerners at this point.

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andrew anglin ? you wrote like him, if you are him I love you bro

I remember when James Bond movies were fun.

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Not anymore with this so call women James bond movie.
I bet they would be so happy after destroying that once a great movie

What newspaper is that?

idk, I found it on Jow Forums

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Are they planning to retire the character, in this way? Will they have new "James Bond" movies star women as the main spy character, and maybe an interchanging series of older actors portraying Bond giving advice and assistance?

Did that latest doctor who season with the female MC get decent ratings? Stopped watching it then.

No it bombed

m.imdb.com/name/nm3564817/filmotype/writer?ref_=m_nmfm_3
>worked as a writer on four shitty BBC tv programs
>combined total of 15 episodes
>now gets to work on the biggest movie franchise ever
I swear James Bond movies have more nepotism than fucking backdoor parliament luncheons.

Lmfao

Oh look, one more franchise to drop.

Sauce: latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2008-dec-19-oe-stein19-story.html

I sincerely hope he lives to see the day. Can you imagine? Absolution.

and it appears the chinese are not only the biggest consumers on the planet of hollywood movies, they're moralists as well.

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BOND YES! who remembers the good old days of roger moore - yes he was a bad bond but he slapped the shit out of some girl in Man With The Golden Gun. for as bad as those movies were - live and let die where the bond girls a black chick - at least we got him slapping a bitch around in another film. That was very metoo

>This just might be worse than George Lazenby's bond
that movie was actually pretty good. the actor and the editing needed work yeah. but it was a cool film

man that one sucked. roger moore was a grandpa in that shit

next bond villain ideas go

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This. Increasingly this, actually. Ditto with TV series.

no no no no.
Due to cultiral appropriation and diversity,new JAMES BOND will be a nigger.
Cannot wait for them to remake all the classics:
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Ghetto Royale
Abort and Let Die
Coonbreaker
Blood Diamonds Forever
From Africa with AIDS
Dr Sheeeit
Coalflinger
For Muh Dik Only
FunwithmuhBalls
The Cop who Shot Me / The Flies who Loved me
On Her Majesty's Welfare
You Only Cook Ice
The Man with the Stolen Gun
CannibalPussy
License to Deal
A View to Steal
The Nigger Never Tries
Quantum of Welfare
LifeStall

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this

I bet all the whites are gonna go watch it too..
Them and the chinks

PUSSY GALORE

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