Alexander the Great defeated the Indians why do poos get so made?

It's only natural for a lighter skin enemy to make India fall on their knees.

he stole their recipe for soma, so they cant trip balls and see elephant ladies anymore

by the time Aleksandar Makedonski reached india his supply of ajvar reached critical minimun so macedonians didn't want to fight anymore.

Alexander the Nigger was a flamboyant faggot that could barely defeat some local Shudra warlord and his band of glorified peasants, when he realized the armies that waited beyond the patch of land he claimed to have conquored he famously pissed his pants in full view of the court and turned away immediately. Records say that he was so afraid of Indian retribution that he would always wake up screaming and sweating in the night till one day his faggot heart gave out and he died like a little bitch. THis is known.

Based. Greekroach gaybois BTFO

>Records say that he was so afraid of Indian retribution
souce?

>Alexander the Great Poofta let Indian BULLS cum inside his ARSEHOLE before his soldiers became so DISGUSTED they KILLED HIM

Damn, poos BTFO.

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Seething

indian writing on a eall with poo.

It is also however true that Menander managed to conquer large swats of India later

The stench of putrid indian shit followed him back to Babylon thanks to ancient Brahmin magic

If you'd ever leave your mom's basement and visit Greece you'll see Greeks with such color as the picture you post are a tiny fraction of the population

we are of a 100% pure bavarian phenotype, i concur

well your kings were bavarian

Had his army been as brave, and ambitious as he was, then they would have leapt across the river, and the subcontinent would be no more.

>and the subcontinent would be no more
not really, it would be more like graeco-indian kingdom

Cool story, now post your dark hairy Turk arms.

here you are. dark skinned greeks are a meme. we are a fair people

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Just poos trying to cope as usual, they constantly try to appear superior, and they have a massive chip on their shoulder when it comes to Europeans.

Yeah you are more like south eastern italians. Except some of you, like a friend I met at the uni that I thought being baltic if it wasn't for the nose.

It’s hyperbole, they would have done something similar to Egypt in reality.

Come one Mr Souloukoudoukus, show arms!

I miss Saddam.

here is me after the gym

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>centre of civilation was always within India
I need you to elaborate on that statement

Do you realize that this is dark skinned from my viewpoint?

If you read his other posts I think you may find that enlightened gentleman is making fun of his fellow TRUE GREEK racial purists.

Blood for Blood.

Germans cannot into humor

Nice cope, Pajeet. You'll feel better after you empty yourself in the streets.

this

>flamboyant faggot
lmao

100% true.

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>Alexander the Great
sodomite
queerhistory.blogspot.com/2010/09/alexander-great-356-323-bc.html

>T. Shudra brainlet
Alexander the Great assraped Porus (or should I say POOrus). And after about a decade of warfare and conquering the know fucking world (the ends of India was literally as far as the world was known by Greeks at the time), his men were tired and refused to fight. They were bored and homesick. That's what saved India. Otherwise we'd all be Greek rapebabies speaking Greek today.

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>doesn't understand bants
i don't blame you

This, as back then the Greeks were notoriously gay.Literally there's some sources claiming that when Alexander 's personal male fuck buddy died, a stream of bitching followed with the faggot in question as the instigator. There's even more sources claiming btw, that as a young boy Alexander got his anus deflowered by Aristotle or some other mentor. Lmao.