Can't drink until 21

>Can't drink until 21
>Can't gamble
>Can't visit a whorehouse
>Can't walk outside with a beer bottle (wtf)
>Can't cross the road (lol)
Why do Americans think they're the superlative of freedom again?

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People get thrown in jail for saying stuff in your country m8

But i did 3/5 out of those just yesterday.

Also you can gamble in the US you idiot why the fuck do you think we have casinos?

FPBP

Nevada and Louisiana are the only two states in which casino-style gambling is legal statewide.

>>Can't gamble
>>Can't visit a whorehouse
You can do both those in Las Vegas.

yeah illegally that doesent count

This, even questioning the number 6 million lands you in jail

yeah because everyone is able to just fly to las vegas if they decide they want to fuck a women this night.

well that was easy.

We have casinos in most states. It's up to state and localities though as it should be

It is not a country anymore, it is a corporation.

If you don't work, you can't really live.
Unless you abuse the system...

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I have a gun, I can deny the holocaust publicly without going to jail, and isn’t it illegal for you guys to carry pillows in public as they are “passive weapons”

>German thinks he knows more about America than Americans
Shit thread. Report and hide, folks.

Open container laws are a local issue. Where I live they actually don't have one on the books.

Mate, your private prison system houses more prisoners per capita than anywhere else, and it hardens soft criminals into hardened ones because it doesn't solve shit

>>Can't drink until 21
A good thing, drinking is degeneration and is especially bad on developing minds.
>>Can't gamble
Gambling is the highest form of degenerate thrill-seeking.
>>Can't visit a whorehouse
What's an STD, again?
>>Can't walk outside with a beer bottle (wtf)
Good, like I said, drinking is degenerate reward system abuse.
>>Can't cross the road (lol)
Stop being so fucking impatient, you spastic.

>flag
>your
>mate
So are you British pretending to be American but forgot to swap back or American pretending to be British and forgot to swap

How will Doych ever recover

>Still gets the draft registration papers at 18.
>Somehow it's ok for.gov to send them to war while stripping them of their adult rights.
>Oh noes, vets are violent and good with a gun, let's pass red flag laws to strip even more rights.
user, whistle yourself into the slaughter house like every other un-american

>inb4 America called, it's still 6 million.
Win the war and you can say whatever the fuck you want.

This is about freedom.

The freedom to say what you want without fear of government fucking you for it is far more important than the treatment of felons. (Although I still want some major prison reform)

It’s pretty fucking retarded to say that America bans these things when most of them are decided by the states individually and are legal in many of them.

"""America""" didn’t ban most of those things. It was decided by the states, which is fine. People should be able to live in a state where there aren’t whorehouses in every town if they so choose, and people should be able to move to a state where it is legal.

Of course you can, go rural you dipshit

Get out of here you got damn pinko. Contribute to the economy if you don’t want to starve.

>Can't drink until 21
this is good. alcohol is degenerate!
>Can't gamble
tell that to las vegas
>Can't visit a whorehouse
tell that to reno
>Can't walk outside with a beer bottle
tell that to new orleans
>Can't cross the road
i’m not sure what this even means.

you can live just about any lifestyle you choose in america. wanna be degenerate; move to a degenerate area. wanna live a clean life; move to a dry county.

Most states have hambling Hans.

damn fpbp he BTFOed you Hans, or should I say Shekky Silverbagels? Who are you really?

youtube.com/watch?v=B-HNrkrw-k4
because we're dumb and being kept down in the
awareness of a golem.

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>just move to a degenerate area

The euro has little concept of states rights and their importance to real Americans

half of these things are wrong you turk

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>the virtues of my progressive european society include alcoholism, gambling, whores, vomiting on cars and jaywalking

Quality society you have there Germany. Would be a shame if something happened to it.

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>WHY IS IT ILLEGIAL TO BE DEGENERATE. REAL FREEDOM IS THE ABLITY TO BE DEGENERATE NOT LIKE BEING ABLE TO DEFEND YOURSELF!!!

>murder rates in the roof compared to other w. countires
>prisons overloaded
>niggers everywhere
??

Let me get a the holocaust didn’t happen and a nice seig heil hitler was the good guy on that though

I no rite, walking is so overrated amirite?

>>Can't drink until 21

this is the only correct one

>>Can't gamble

I don't know where you got this idea. gambling places are as common as walmarts

>>Can't visit a whorehouse

you can in one state.

>>Can't walk outside with a beer bottle (wtf)

this isn't illegal everywhere. it's to prevent random drunk hobos from just drinking in public. it works.

>>Can't cross the road (lol)

this only applies to certain parts of certain roads. it's rare that you are actually legally barred from crossing the road.

also, I've been to germany, and crossing the road there is a needlessly complicated experience. germans have absolutely zero right to criticize american roads.

>Kinder Surprise eggs are legal in Canada and Mexico, but are illegal to import into the US.

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>germans have absolutely zero right to criticize american roads.
the best is when they post pictures of a bunch of gas stations next to a major highway exit like as if that's supposed what all of america looks like. wow imagine having gas stations restaurants and hotels super packed in right next to a major highway exit. it really says a lot about our society.

yeah they aren't too good at this

There are literally 5 casinos 30 mins away from my house and I'm in neither of those states.

Nigger they are now sold in the US.
FUCKING LEAFS I SWEAR

"muh jewish gambling vices" youre fucking retarded. try almost all of them.

well it took you a while then

Bro that was changed. Find an actual example

>either youre a capitalist or a communist

Good goy. Fucking sheep.

Only worthless faggot cucks pay for sex.

Yea and it took you awhile to leave the Axis powers

You mean like they do in Texas now. Wew lad.

because fuck you shut up cuck

I couldn’t be more of an economic centrist. I was being hyperbolic

took you a while to leave the mobility scooter

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in germany, their highway exits look exactly the same as ours.

>Germanistan mocking the US for freedoms
My sides

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Woah man I cant fuck street whores and walk around like a degenerate drunk holding a beer bottle walking around...my freedoms!!! I swear Germany every time.

Make a sign that says “Jews are evil” and walk around town. I would not get in trouble. Would you?

go on the streets and shout "Hitler did nothing wrong" see which nation is more "free"

freedom to be a degenerate isnt really freedom at all. its something the czech cucks and german cucks havent figured out because they've been hit so hard by sexual subversion. even worse than over here

you would probably lose your job liar. in 2019 'muh FREEDOM OF SPEECH' is becoming a fucking meme. dont brag about it anymore. there are tons of examples of unacceptable speech in america. anything anti jew for instance. you will probably lose your job for doing this do not lie

Low hanging fruit. We could on you lads to set the bar high.

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Why are most Germans usually such stupid faggots? Why do they have effeminate tendencies despite having one of the most masculine languages? Why do the kinks they're know for always involve piss and shit? How dare you question our freedoms you little piss drinking shit lover..

>walk in US with said sign
>lose job, get your house burned and stabbed to death in black alley
>retard on Jow Forums excuses it all with: b-but freedom of speech isnt freedom of resposibility!

they'd rather see you suffer long term than kill you DESU

You do know what freedom of speech is right?

You can’t think that is what they mean as freedom of speech.

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Isn’t prostitution illegal in most western nations? I agree it should be legal but it’s hardly just an American thing.

this is what happens to burgers when they leave their mobility scooters too fast

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I would not lose my job for it, personally. I could see how it would easily happen though, you can get fired for basically anything. I am talking about law. I can say Jews Are Evil. I wont go to jail. Germans will.

fucking guy still thinks freedom of speech is a real genuine thing in 2019. give me a break dude. it might be time to realize high school lied to you

I remember when I was an edgy teenager too lil fella

freedom of speech...... until you say something the oligarchs here dont like. thats not exactly freedom of speech is it?

>be you
>walk to fish n chips stand
>it is now kebab stand
>wot m8
>get gutted by peaceful muslim on way home
>they are praised in media for diversity killing
>your home is raided post mortem
>HE DIDNT EVEN HAVE A TV LIOOOSENCE
>A STEAK KNIFE FOUND
>called a domestic terrorist in death
>it rains that day...yet again.

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I used to live in Europe. I like the American way of not drinking in public much better. Imagine all of the aggressive, stinky, foreign drunks that you see in your cities gone. Imagine your small towns clean of edgy teens hanging out drinking cheap cider.

In this case, what appears to be a restriction actually makes normal white people more free.

It’s freedom of speech from the government you fucking retard not freedom of speech from anyone.

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lmao another guy who believes in the muh freedom of speech fairy tale! my usa freedoms! GO USA!

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>heh I have no idea what I am talking about guys, look at me be retarded

Dude dont unsheath your katana too quickly. What an embarrasing edgelord.

those laws only enforced in cities. out here in the country you hardly ever see a police car off the main highways. I've NEVER seen one on my road.

keep living in the 1800s. freedom of speech doesnt exist anymore. everything has been polluted by subversion or underhand tactics

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FPBP
OP rekt

Just keep on burying yourself further. Remember it is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than open it and remove all doubt.

Goat fuckers BTFO

tell me where freedom of speech exists and where you wont get fired for saying jews are bad. go ahead. go prove freedom of speech exists at your job right now

You are confusing `liberty' and freedom with licentiousness and libertines, you Weimar.

Texas has Indian Casinos and "Riverboat" gambling, so do a ton of other states without "legal gambling"
>You have rape gangs and anti-free speech laws
>mfw

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God damn you’re retarded.

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your idea of Freedom of Speach only exist on college campus, FB and Twitter. Everyone else will tell you to fuck yourself.

nope. 2 genders is accepted in most of America reguardless of how you fell about it.

least im not checking the daily mail on my iPhone.

you are kidding right? everyone still tells nigger jokes in the lunchroom where I work. Fags are still in the closet. You won't find a Pride Parade in any rural town for a damn good reason.

Here you go this is for kids in school maybe you’re 10 year old brain can comprehend this:

>One of the founding principles of the United States that Americans cherish is the right to freedom of speech. Enshrined in the First Amendment to the Constitution, freedom of speech grants all Americans the liberty to criticize the government and speak their minds without fear of being censored or persecuted.

nytimes.com/2018/09/12/learning/why-is-freedom-of-speech-an-important-right-when-if-ever-can-it-be-limited.html

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wait until the government forces the pride parade in your small town. you can use your freedom of speech then to fight them off

damn i was right when i made the high school comment. i liked the part in school where we had a multiple choice test for how many jews killed in the holocaust. i knew it was that letter next to the 6 million figure.

i'm worried. My town has 2 police cars and ones been sitting in the garage as a spare backup for 4 years.

Don't know what you're talking about I walked around drunk plenty of times got pulled over and let go because I gave them my id answered their questions and let them know I was drunk. It's funny what you can get away with when you're respectful of the police.

Wait the fuck??? Explain!

so you live around absolutely noone then? nice.
not all of us are that lucky