>be at gym
>cute fit chick is lifting there
>im just minding my own business, going through my standard warmup routine for shoulders hips and all
>turn around towards her, she was staring at me and instantly turns head away
>this happened few times during the time i was there
Was she using woman personality detector on me?
Is that a pancake?
She was probably studying your form. Dont read too much into this.
Women personality detectors only work in closer proximity. They have to hear you speak and stuff. She was eyeing you up. If you see her again, try to leave at the same time as her so you can ask her to get a quick bite after a workout.
It is an abomination.
This. Fear the woman go-I mean boy.
An abominable pancake?
OP she is definitely human. I wouldnt worry about it.
What's wrong with the pancake?? It nice and looks soft
OP she seems like a nice girl. Why don't you take her somewhere more private, like a hike in the forest?
She cant be studying my form when im doing band pull aparts (which she has done too later, altough like a retard)
Shes cute and all but never smiles, more like "deer caught in car headlights" expression
Also shes listening to music on headphobes like 99% of time so yeah
Saw her once lifting with her female friend and i think both were checking me out lel
Too bad im giga autist and even when girls approach me or give obvious signs i blow it up or do nothing
Grow some balls, walk up to her, and tell her you noticed her watching you doing band pulls and ask if she needs help cuz she "does them like a retard"
Ok
I also know she used to work at certain workplace while ago
Should i ask if she still works there
She has that girl next door looks, and very nice body which she conveniently shows off while doing yoga
AirDrop your number to her like a chad
walk up to her and
>I like your big tits, when are you free for a date?
I think its an omelette. So an egg pancake?
Go speak to her like she's another NPC in your RPG. This is the secret of life.
I wont pass speech check
She has average / small tits which i really dont mind and really nice legs
Then it's the perfect thing to say, she'll be too confused to say no!
Did you fuck that pancake?
cunny? fucking nigger, unbelievable
Giga kek