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Why is Australia so scary?
Luis Morgan
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Thomas Richardson
It's not this shit is really rare. I could get in alot of trouble by the emu council for saying this.... But Aussies like to exaggerate the fuck out of the "deadly" wild life. We do it so we can laugh at stupid Americans.
Mason Butler
Wouldn't it be more to bait stupid yankee tourists?
Luke Smith
Its what evolution does in a vacuum. With no major apex predators and no major herbivores you get lots of poisonous shit and everything is angry
Nolan Davis
The dingo almost ate his baby
Bentley Bailey
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY!!
Brayden Price
Most Australians live in cities. All they have to worry about is Sudo home invasions.
Elijah Price
FOOKIN DINGO ATE ME BABY
Sebastian Reyes
Because everything can kill you
Blake Walker
Liam Lewis
Matthew Sanchez
What about the Chinks, muzzies and commies? Figure your cities would be their enclaves
Bentley Ross
Dingos ate a baby, big deal.
Gavin Scott
U wot mate?
Isaiah Hill
No that shit is real. Every spring magpies fuck your shit up. Its really annoying.
Zachary Phillips
I live in rural New South Wales. I've lived in the country all my life. The craziest shit i've had to deal with is giant spiders, snakes, Magpies. If you go to the beach, just don't pick anything up from rock pools, and SWIM BETWEEN THE BLOODY FLAGS. If you go up north don't swim in the rivers, people do get eaten by crocodiles often enough.
Jaxson Turner
The Emu cries out in pain as it strikes you.
Evan Allen
Got a chuckle, you dirty memeflaggot.
Camden Smith
How did it get inside the Campervan? Did it somehow open the door? How intelligent are Dingo?
Lincoln Wilson
sureee
Ethan Cruz
si literally a dingo , a shark and two fucking snakes(probably with a deadly venom)
respect to your ancestors they got some big balls to fuck this nature and at the same time niggers.
Jaxson King
DA DINGO TRIN 2 8 HIS BABBI
Kayden Mitchell
Nolan Foster
t. emu
James Bennett
Jacob Rogers
And don't forget the trees, the eucalypts. Apart from burned down California, its branches will naturally fall when they become heavy enough. If you walk into bush, you may get killed by fallen branches from trees. Experinced campers know this so the site is chosen away from trees with big branches.
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