GIOYC / Get It Off Your Chest

I actually admire internet celebrities more than regular celebrities

I like that they don't make nearly as much money yet have to deal with all the same bullshit

It all just makes me so flabergasted that I think of Brittany Venti and Belle Delphine as dream girls when in real life they date dudes that are average af

Kinda pisses me off too

This is goodbye, sorry. It really is my fault so I have no reason to hate you. If you see me again don't get the wrong idea, I am not like that. I am throwing the towel in.

Yaas

Guys i have a new job and I'm trying to understand his to be social and vibe easier with other people

I'm asking for help on social skills

just talk bitch

Fuck it. I'll have to travel to Nevada to have sex with a prostitute so I can get over it beforehand. I'm too old to do anything else. She'll be disappointed and it will be weird and impossible for me.
The only way to make sure it's not as weird is to fuck prostitutes a few times... Even though I think prostitution is wrong and indulging in them is giving up, I have to do it because otherwise, I'll just end up hiring a fucking surrogate partner
Actually chances are it won't really matter. I've lost years upon years of sexual experience. But at least this way I can have sex and not have it ruin a relationship with a girl around my age who will wonder what the fuck is wrong with me because I'm not some Puritan guy who seeks the kind of dumb women who would be easy to please with some wait until marriage bullshit.I have to hire prostitute first, then after that find a few sluts and prey to God I can learn quickly before I even bother with actually trying to be happy.

practice
just ask people hows it going? or how was your weekend? and say hi

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do you have to travel? get an escort in your city man. GFE girlfriend experience. find the right one, theyll treat you nice, they understand. no shame. you need to get that off your chest for sure.

You to stop larping dipshit

K

Not like what you goddam faggot

I wish I were free. But freedom makes men weak and the future will need strong men.

What're some good date/hang out ideas when you're broke as shit?

Coffee, walk in the park, any kind of attraction in your city... If she likes you she'll enjoy spending time with you no matter what it is

hiking the local river, movie night in, driving around just talking

I think she does, last week we kinda did just that and it was a lot of fun, it was only my second time seeing her and it felt like we've known each other for ages, never a dull moment and tons of laughs. I really want to see her again.

Really? Sad because I look so pretty lately...

I appreciate you helping me with replies, but I've got this covered ;)

I didn't even know your name a year ago, so, no.

I'm asking for help here. I already met some people from work and i need to know before next week how to be more social and likeable as a person in society

Is the answer as simple as don't be a dick? Is that it

I want to see you so we can help each other. where are you?

I'm in the same place as always. Where are you?

Im nervous.

I'm not there so nice try

J.

in uni.
7:50 would be our dismissal but they usually let us leave 30 minutes or an hour earlier than that.

if only you're really here you can participate on our class instantly just enroll this semester, very honest.

Only lately, huh.
That's unfortunate.

thats kinda what happened to me before!
"oh you're enrolled?"
"you can go to class now or tomorrow"

I should've just said prettier. My bad

Same brother, same.

Fuuuuccckkkk how does one socialize in real life??

Becoming an over-achieving poser does not help at all!

Eh, i stopped trying

A quote from heathers like "what's you damage heather?" just popped out in my mind.

I have a crush on a friend and it’s stressing me out so much. She’s probably into me too. It doesn’t even matter.

I want her so bad but I don’t want to do anything. I’m scared shitless. I think my experience with my ex fucked me up idk. I can’t rationalize anything and everything is just making me really anxious.

>best friend is really quiet with me, I have to keep conversations alive and ask questions otherwise it gets really quiet
>when he talks with a mutual friend he can't stop talking to them and actually seems to enjoy himself
Why can't he be like that around me? Am I just miserable to be around? Is this just a zombie relationship at this point?

How does he act around you? Maybe there's something bothering him about you that he doesn't want to address? Maybe you just have an overall negative vibe though.

Who is this to

I guess I'll take that as a soft rejection. Damnit I thought I felt something there. I really like you.

What happened?

She told me I was just another orbiter.

I don't know much about "escorts"...
Can they help me with other skills too, now that I think about it?
Like actually talking to women and shit? I almost saw a dating coach once, but thqt was hard.
If I could hire someone who... God what the fuck am I saying?
Just someone who has talked to people like me and that is used to this kind of shit. Maybe she could help me somehow in a way that's more direct and more easily accessible trying to find and talk to a dating coach.
Like maybe if she was like that one overtly loose girl I could've had sex with who was a friend of mine and told me I could talk to her about shit because she wanted to be some kind of dating coach and sexologist mix. I felt okay with her being how she was. Maybe if she was like her, I'd be okay with it...

God it hurts...

Just go to India to buy one woman and talk to only her for the rest of your life. Simple.

Pretty much the same all way all the time. Maybe once in a while it will seem normal. No idea- we're both very introverted so I don't know if I'll ever truly find out if I'm bothering him or not. I wouldn't be surprised if I had some kind of negative vibe given my depression and anxiety.

No. dont ask a whore for dating advice. What you need is a womanto take out for a practice date. She will listen to your problems over dinner, give you basic advice on women in general, and then take you up to a hotel room and rock your world. You are overthinking this too much.

My mental health isn't doing so good and I feel paranoid and I wonder if my food is poisoned.

What do?

Cook your own food or buy packed ones in groceries first.
once you get comfy gone slowly buy whatever you wanna eat until then.

Typed a long post explaining my life's struggles and difficulties, only to hit a wrong key and go back a page, losing all my work.

Fuck it, last straw, gonna An hero at the end of this week.

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talk to a doctor. you are paranoid
you might need meds

they're not easy bruh, step up your game user.
c'mon

Is he gay? Serious question.

I ask because my coworker/good friend barely talks with me suddenly. Recently I found out she likes me (and she doesn't know that I know). I'm a straight female though so nothing is going to come of it. But still, she's awkward around me. We used to talk about everything together.

I'm a guy who has had longer hair for most of my life.
I'm in my late 20s and I think I'm starting to lose my hair, but its too long for me to easily tell.
The thought makes me sick, and is heavily impacting my self-esteem, making me very self-conscious.. I love my hair, was even thinking about shorter styles before this came to my mind/attention. Now I'm afraid shorter styles would emphasize it, if I actually am losing it.

I spend a lot of my time (far too much of it) at work focusing far too much on the hair of guys my age or older now.

I think they know somethings up and left.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Type it again and use ctrl+copy properly, fgt.

True. He could try for a Japanese vr woman instead. I hear they marry em to those machines nowadays over there. Must be why the birth rate is so low.

shit wrong reply. that was meant for noone
sorry about that but yeah, see a doctor user.

Probably another J.
It's bad enough I got this damn cursed initial, it's worse when the other Js do this.

So much of my family is named with a J cause my cousin named all of his kids with the letter and I pray they don't browse this place.

You scare me OP, maybe that is your intention. Same as all the Jow Forums banners.

You think there is a normal, that's your problem. You're trying so hard to fit in and you don't understand that's what's holding you back.

...and they say women are the complicated ones.

I just want to hold him

I love him but I know I will never be with him.

Same.
I'm J, my dad's side is J, my siblings have J, my brother's kid is J, it's annoying.

Save us J-esus.

I know you know that what you've done is unforgivable.

Oh no, you found out I took the last slice of pizza.
Dear God, abolish me of my crimes, oh dear.

Foolish Mortal! I have not even begun!

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>Installes tinder
>needs cuckbook or phone nr to login

Why is this allowed

To track your info to sell to advertisers who can now arm themselves with knowledge of your taste in women, too.

youtube.com/watch?v=XnXShQLdHQk

You know you have some balls to disrespect me around here for months and then you get a little hurt by someone throwing something at you.

Your silence speaks louder than words so I get it so there's no reason to talk again. Seriously I didn't ask for any of this and you truly don't know anything about me or what I have had to live through these past few years but you feel comfortable just disrespecting others for your own benefit. I don't know you and I don't need to

You're not better than me either. And you did ask me to stop talking to you before and I didn't listen. That was on me so I see I don't really care anymore about you

Spin this anyway you like but you choose to do these things from showing up to the signs and anything else I may have forgotten

You're to blame as much as I am for mentioning you since day one.
Other than that I really have nothing else to say that won't bring your ego higher than it already is.

youtube.com/watch?v=A6c6eUeoa9Q

Where are you? I have 30 minutes of breaktime
Let's talk I want to ask for advice.

Text me.

ah fuck off loser

How tf do I socialize? they gave me an egg so I can eat something but I ate cookies awhile ago.

be real but never give away things that others can hurt you with because they will.

Im going to 7-11 at TW

I want to a meet cute chinese girl who is into electronics, reverse engineering and anime. Is Schengen my only hope? I have no luck with Chinese stores

Thank you really. they seem to know what's up so they won't talk to me as much as before but i'll try my best once I come back. thankfully theyre ver understading of my situation

Not sure about engineering
Do you want someone who's into calligraphy aswell? I know one!

Caligraphy sounds cute, you're lucky to know someone like that..

Where are you from? holy shit

You must have some type of issues deep inside yourself to call someone a loser on the internet. I'm stronger than anyone you have ever met before, whatever I have been through it was my challenge and nobody else will ever understand the journey I'm on

If you think I'm a loser hey that's your opinion and that just shows your true nature. Stop breaking people down for your own "happiness"

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Im going back to uni. thank goodness you didnt come since the time was short. please forgive me for that panic mode
it was nice talking to you guys.

You're stronger than anyone you've ever met but you're still a loser that larps about how much you don't care about someone. Why waste your time? Go fuck yourself, you pathetic weak loser.

Do you think that she will hurt you?

Literally shaking I live somewhere in Europe %

You're already in hell and that is pure satisfaction for me. Your shitty actions led you there. What you've done is unforgivable.

Enjoy hell forever.

Ok.
Thanks for spending time with me this long. It was fun and I'm sure you know what I mean

Thanks and goodnight
Bye Felicia..........

hang yourself please, make my day.

byebye