European Union HAS TO let us in

You will get nothing and like it.

Why the fuck would you want that?

We'll stay in if you join.

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You can't turkpost when Slavs have some of the fairest features out of Europeans.

You will have none. You owe us. Pay what you're owed racist.

whoin the right mind wants to be a part of this sick organisation

You join and then we all attack Usa,fuck the americucks.

Get some African countries too like France

wh*Toids owe us for oppression of our people.

EU will keep breaking off parts of your country and assimilating them into its federation and force what's left of your rump sate to pay them reparations.

Only the Ingrian rus, mate

Germany just needs Istria, Slovenia, Austria, Silesia and Pomerania. Northern and southern access to the sea. Population isn't too big that you can't assimilate. You guys can't fuck that one up. No more lebensraum for you after that. Just give Karelia back to the Poles where it belongs.

I am sorta ok with that, but why are you excluding Ukraine and Belarus?

Then we will take what we are owed by force.

Don't worry it's already happening, there's quite a few corrupt EU members willing to help out the oligarchs.

>Germanshits literally funding Russian commies and sending us bitching ass LENIN who was in the exile
Kraushits will pay for everything.

Krautshits*

you will do nothing because you constantly need your troops to defend eastern territories from the chinese

this

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Within three years you'll have turned coat and betrayed the EU and joined the American side.

You should give me your cute sister instead,

European is the key word, Ivan
Europe doesn't border Japan

more like the EU took Ukraine by force

Not right before we take over

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Poland belongs to RVSSIAN BVLLS. We will take it.

EU took the Baltics by Force

turkposting should be banned. It's getting out of hand

>tfw this thread

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Use your tanks, Boris. Use them all!

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Support. Then I'm off for a Russian vacation.

German socialism made Russia into a global power.

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You already know,i don't need even to tell you that.

ivan pls, work on your baiting skills, this is embarassing

>Germany just needs Istria
and it will get fat cock, get back in line, Italians, slovenians and even serbs are infront of krauts

Are you sure you want to be part of that piece of garbage called EU?
We should abolish the EU better sooner than later.

>Koenigsberg.

Germany refused this option in 199x. This is your decision.

>Ukraine.

Already are going to EU.

>Karelia.

Non of your business. Fins ok with that.

EU will take Belarus by Force

I like turkposting to actual Turks. They get mad and call me a filthy kurd, kek

I know but I'm not thrilled by any alliance with Italy.
Because after a few more years you turn coat again.

Russia could if they became a democracy.
Instead they chose Tsar Putin.

No they can't.

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I don't have one but I bet you do. In Muslim families there's lots of kids usually.

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Explain how you guys have a guy named Boris Johnson in the government. A fucking Boris.

Ivan, your place is in Asia under Chinks feet. You know this. No one wants your stinky footwraps here.

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>Germany refused this option in 199x. This is your decision.
It was as much "our" decision as importing Millions of shitskins each year.
You really think we live in a democracy? Our politicians do what the occupiers told them to do.

Do you really want Chinese border next to you?

Thank god you don't win a war by 70 years,with us switch and you lose another one would be hard time for both.

Why the fuck would you join the jewish 4th reich??

Pay up you fucking crackers. You owe us.

>kurrrwa mac

We'll see, after Putin is gone.

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Time for another Nichtangriffspakt.
Poland must vanish for Germany and Russia to unite how it was meant to be!

Looks like Poland strong

Racist piece of shit. Bigot. You owe us membership in EU and reparations.

>Germany refused this option in 199x. This is your decision.
Same logic could be used on the Krim issue. Krim was not theirs to give away.

The actions of an illegal occupying government in the case of Germany are not legit.

eurasia when???

German aristocracy made Russia an powerful empire too

Fuck off, stupid russian immigrant. Go back to Russia if you love it so much.

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UE is shit
Believe me Olag, you dont wanna join this genocidal Black masse that is the european (((union)))

Russia is already a 4th world shithole worse than any EU country

>Slav reparationposting

WAIT
I HAVE AN IDEA

In exchange for returning Donetsk, Luhansk, Crimea to Ukraine, Konigsberg to Germany, and Transnistria to Moldova, We let Russia into NATO? Then Russia doesn't have to worry about a Western invasion, gets warm water port access, and we can all focus on China, while not having to multi culti blanda up with each other and our economies

Nope.

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Frito bandito slinging the bant burritos

Racist russuphobic piece of shit. You owe us

Same GPD as Germany.

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SHUT THE FUCK UP RIDF

Pay reparations for Napoleonic wars baguette nigger

Dima, why would you even want to be in EU? It's a sinking ship run by jews.

>Russia joins the EU
>Still threatens war if Ukraine joins the EU
Based

what are you talking about you

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Trust me, you don’t want to be in the EU... it’s like hell, just way worse.

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Pay reparation for Grand Duchy of Lithuania you nazi

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you know that austria would die off without the EU and your big daddy germania?

>PPP
That’s not the right metric for how powerful an economy is. Whether your Borscht is cheap as fuck in Siberia doesn’t matter much when you ask “can your sorry ass country buy F-35s at cost like Israel”?

>You owe us
>reparations
no

Just like Switzerland? Or Norway? Or Iceland?

Oh shoooot... all these countries are richer, freer and better than us. And all are not in the EU.

Yes you do cracker

Sounds like Russia owes us, then.

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Reparation for german aristocracy persecuting russian peasants.

>And all are not in the EU.

What is the European Economic Area.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Economic_Area

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>Reparation for german aristocracy persecuting russian peasants.
oh goy you still mad about the 20$ Alaska deal with the US?

Looks like Great Serbia to me. A bit smaller but still

PPP means the potential not the actual

Also 50% of Russian gdp goes to mafia .

rest of the world will isolate russia using economic sanctions.

Also regarding nukes. at some point some kind of weapon will be constructed that will make nukes obsolete at which point all these rogue nations like iran, north korea, russia will be invaded and shitted on hard.

Reparation for 1242 german naz knight invasion

I bet Putin learned his stuff while stationed in Germany as well.

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We wuz boyars 'n' shieeet