BUY ME A LAPTOP
MAKES 20K A MONTH
he needs a laptop? thanks for letting me know
I'll pitch in a little
he has figured the golden cow. Say anything slightly supportive of POTUs and critical of MSM and you drown in patreon beta bux
explain chapo draft house
damn styx needs to hit the gym
jesus what an alien
shut up bitch
Fucking subhuman
How can you be that skinny
Is he vegan?
Yeah with his income he should easily be able to afford a new laptop, and write it down as business expense. WTF is going on.
critical of MSN , leftist wagies jizz all over themselves and givem them their beta bux
what the fuck is that thing
This. You filthy goyim need to support your local kosher butchers.
I mean if you have morons giving you money for no reason would you buy your own laptop?
Reeeeeeee! No bully Styx!
I’ve been watching this dude since his botany101 channel nearly a decade ago
This isn’t the first time he’s ebegged for computers
He said he's been financially helping someone else close to him recently, so he hasn't really got the money to throw around
>implying
He said he gave 20k to the govt in taxes this month, not that he gets that.
He had a fucking 2000 dollar Alienshit....
I can build him a decent home studio for that fucking much..
Sometimes he's pathetic.
cunty
shietttt, donating $50. Thanks for letting me know
yes he makes about 6 figures and lives at home with mommy. he should pay for his own shit instead of begging like a faggot.
>buying an alienware
>using internet explorer for the longest time
he is a real brainlet when it comes to computers
Now he'll have a 4000 dollar Alienshit, all thanks to his incompetence. I'm sure he'll break his synthesizer in the next few months now that he's aware of just how much money he can make at the drop of a hat.
>makes about 6 figures
Goddamn I'd be dancing in the streets if I made $20k/mo if I didn't have to leave my house.
Dare to dream, I guess..
Is Dave working today?
thanks mr lvl 22 skeltal
Dont think so.
I have an Alienware, but that's because my work bought it for me, and everything goes through Dell. They aren't bad, but for the price you could do a lot better.
Nice to see ya again Walmartanon. Hope you doing good!
dude
its not that these are shitty exploitative retards saying the same shit over and over to milk money from you
its just that you got epic trolled bro why so salty? lol
Yeah all the fucking e-celebs do this.
They all make more money than pretty much 99,9% of all people with a regular job but every fucking time they need to travel somewhere or buy a new computer or camera they still go beg for it to their paypiggies. The guy probably makes well over 5k a month, maybe closer to 10k.
fuck these people
t. Tranny
Another busy weekend before Easter, but that's expected.
You all seem very social.
btw how much do you make an hour?
Yeah, he just posted this on the pinned comment on the video.
>UPDATE: Donations now off; the total went way past the requested amount. I managed to set a withdrawal up. Unboxing when it comes and I'll jerry-rig recording until then. Huzzah!
You were my favorite poster last year.
they prefer to be called anglos.
Its not like no one doesnt talk to another, but language and age barriers exist.
To answer the question: $14/hr after being here 15+ years.
Thanks. Means a lot. Really.
Raised 4.2k in 2 hours
Solid fanbase? or the rothschilds?
I'd buy him a sandwich first, jebus christ.
By the look of his arms, he has the bmi of a 10 year old girl.
20k a month or year?
month. lots of people patreon him
>businesses doing what businesses do
How do you think Jow Forums pays for server space you absolute cuck
he uses 90% of it on drugs retard
he's a heroin addict
Just walk up to her user. I bet she wants to live the comfy homesteader life with you, but you have to make the first move.
>less than one day to gather more than 2k from his paypiggies
>but language and age barriers exist.
>language
lel really? some do not even speak English? or is it ebonics?
>$14/hr after being here 15+ years.
yikes what are you doing, son?
I got $15/h cleaning toilets back when I did that(well more than that, Swedish currency is really fucking trash right now so it was maybe 18), and that was the starting salary. But then again you pay less in taxes.
I'm super skinny as well, but unlike him I'm aware of how grotesque I look in tank tops. Long sleeves or gtfo
>liberals and neocons have no sense of fiscal responsibility
>I'm a libertarian
>Guys I broke my Alienware if you want more videos you'll have to buy me a new one.
>it's got to be alienware or else no HD vidya
Look at this dude LMAO, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAH
>Styx
more like stick
AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
But then we'd miss your wallyworld breakroom pics
it works in reverse as well
that's much more involved
>lel really? some do not even speak English? or is it ebonics?
Fresh off the boat/plane. I have glanced at hiring papers in the personnel office and have seen these newcomers with unpronounceable names be sponsored by Lutheran charities.
>yikes what are you doing, son?
It's the best paying job I will ever have as a high school dropout who can't pass a GED exam. Thankfully this realization didn't cost me anything or take too much time. Since I'm 40 and dont plan on being around much into next decade due to my chest pains, I've had to make the best of it until I hit the cold pavement for the last time and head to that great, big wally world in the sky.
>I got $15/h cleaning toilets back when I did that(well more than that, Swedish currency is really fucking trash right now so it was maybe 18), and that was the starting salary. But then again you pay less in taxes.
True. I have no successor to take over my work.
Hey there Mr. Skeleton
I'd rather buy him a decent meal.
Chapo is obvious astroturf. Their subscribers to income ratio clearly shows this.
How about buying him a dick?
I'm sure the fag already cut it.
lmao pay up pay piggies
>styx
>sticks
Quick rundown on Dave?
Also based Walmart poster
Sarg'n looks better in a suit
if he makes such good money why did his gf dump him
Jesus the alien
dude, don't fall for that 3 month gf meme
Gretchin's looking quite rough these days.
Pic related. Just a hardworking genXer.
Sargon has more girth than that guy.
WTF someone teach me windows movie maker
>has written no book
>has written no article
>has held no office
>has no new information
And yet we all know about him. The triumph of mediocrity is the legacy of Youtube. He and his ilk have provided us with what we truly desire...garbage.
this, i am his girlfriend (male) and we’re still together
those arms
Based
and stop drinking onions, and start eating meat
How does he make 20k a month hospital videos barely get 70k views
his arms are so skinny he can floss with them
I'm not sure if it's just the photo lighting or what adding to the visual of implied hormone boobs, but the cut of the neck of that shirt is very suspect. I don't think that's a shirt sized for a male to wear. Starting to wonder about those trap rumors and photos from a couple years ago..
Biggest political fags are the young Turks you retard
he shaves it?
He doesn't need a laptop, he needs a sandwich.
I will never understand how I share this board with people so fucking /gay/.
Not as much as it sounds. He gets taxed a lot because he is in Vermont and by the IRS because he is self-employed. His channel isnt monetized. He is barely getting by. He can barely afford to eat. Which is why he has a garden. If it is a bad season for crops he survives by eating expired MREs. That’s why he is so skinny. Look at his hair. He can’t even afford a haircut. I stand with Styx.
Looks like aids incarnate.
He's not going to spend it on a laptop, the money is going towards more LARP gear for his other channel.
It's just a ragtag group of disaffected people who see the problems in the world for what they are. If you see anything more than this, you're already getting fucked.
WALMARTANON
Tell Dave to kill himself
shut the hell up.
he's written books, search amazon for tarl warwick
Or how you fit right in with them right?
He reminds me a bit of my dad, without the temper. Cant do it. That would violate the NAP and ultimately, we are all of our own making.
Dont even go there... lol Its quite obvious after a bit of research that the ruling class/jewing class want the cattle goyim to eat grain and veges while they feast on nutrient rich meats that extend their life span. Veganism is the serf diet. Meat is for Noblemen.
I recommend you buy the book.
>$4200 raised
Fucking hell. Why does he need a laptop? It's not like he's out of the house often. He shouldn't be spending any more than $500 a desktop for the shit he does.
>He said he's been financially helping someone else close to him recently,
me too, my pipe
He's not skinny looking these days and he usually wears long sleeve shirts.
beer
How does he make 20k a month when his videos are demonetized?
pateron & books
HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO TRANSFER THE DATA FROM HIS OLD HDD,
"HAS TO PAY SOMEONE".
HE WANTS A FANCY GAMING COMPUTER TOO.