A Dive Into Israel’s Mermaid Community

"When I’m flying through the water with my tail, I forget all my worries"

We are being conquered by fish people!

>haaretz.com/israel-news/MAGAZINE-a-dive-into-israel-s-mermaid-community-1.7135225

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Last year, Shir Katzenell made a drastic life change, leaving a prestigious job in the Israeli army to pursue a childhood dream: becoming a mermaid.

Ever since getting hooked on Disney’s “The Little Mermaid” as a kid, Katzenell confided, she has longed to turn into one. While her friends moved on, Katzenell’s enchantment with mermaids endured. She fantasized about swimming underwater alongside fish in a 10-pound tail and sequined bikini. Then she actually gave it a try.

As it turns out, she’s not the only one.

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Together with a friend and fellow mermaid-fan, Michelle Koretsky, she started an unlikely social scene: a group of aspiring mermaids in Israel, which has grown on Facebook to nearly 1,000 members. It’s the Israeli pocket of a worldwide community that she claims is gaining prominence.

“It was a crazy revelation,” said Katzenell. “I realized I was part of something big.”

Now, as a 34-year-old “full-time mermaid,” she sells brightly-colored tails, some with dizzying $800 price tags, and teaches people the skill of swimming in them.

The tail-clad group convenes regularly to romp in public pools across the country and participate in demonstrations to raise awareness about ocean preservation.

“Some come because they’re just interested or feel a special connection to the water. Others because they really dream of becoming mermaids,” Katzenell said. “They’ve often been embarrassed, told they were weird or crazy. But here they can find people who understand them.”

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On a recent night at a Tel Aviv pool, dozens of mermaid enthusiasts slipped on their shimmering skin. Huddled on deck, they chatted about the latest developments in mermaid culture, including “The Little Mermaid” remake release date, silicone tail costs and relevant book recommendations. They glided through the water and splashed around, their glittery tails slapping against the surface.

One of the clan’s few mer-men, Yuval Avrami, marveled at how his fabric fin flitted in the water, describing it as a “dream come true.” He said he learned about the trend through transgender friends and became fascinated by “the transition from one species to another, the ability to inhabit a new, magical identity.”

Another member, an aerobics instructor named Udi Frige, said he had been swimming in the sea with his legs pressed together for decades, imitating mermaid choreography from the hit movie “Splash.”

Frige, 39, compared confessing his mermaid obsession to coming out in the LGBT community. “It’s my thing, it’s unique, it’s who I am,” he said. “It requires lots of difficult explanation, especially if people don’t know me.”

For others, it’s just a source of innocent joy.

“When I’m flying through the water with my tail, I forget all my worries,” said Koretsky, the community co-leader. “For that second, I’m a child again. I’m free.”

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Looks like a good way to drown
You know what to do

HONK

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I'd marry her and take care of the baby.

Everyone needs a Dad.

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that reminds me of about how it would cool if Israel sank into the ocean. then they could all be mermaids

Well they will live when we drive them back to the sea

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Real talk:
anyone know some good documentaries on mermaids that are NOT the fake one produced by Discovery?

honk honk

Third Mate and Marine Environmental Science major here, let me tell you that whatever’s down there in the ocean is definitely not something you want to know about. I can’t even dive anymore without feeling like something is watching me

I love how every Israeli lives in a tiny apartment with tryhard “art” on the walls.

When a shill or memeflag gets your goat, just remember, they might be mermaids.

is this the thread where mermaids become a symbol of anti-Semitic hate?

That kid looks overjoyed...

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how about no

Even the dog is fed up with it.

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do tell

How about gas you fucking kike
also checked

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>the illuminati posters in the back with the butterflies on them
((()))

>A rare deepwater Jew
Memes are reality

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