>One document accuses Assange of smearing excrement around the light switch on the wall of the men's toilet
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OH NO NO NO
>One document accuses Assange of smearing excrement around the light switch on the wall of the men's toilet
dailymail.co.uk
OH NO NO NO
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Assange died in 2016. RIP in peace white wizard.
>'Dear Ambassador, I am reporting that on the night of Friday 28 September, when the security guard went to use the men's toilet he was shocked to find stains on the toilet seat and the light swtich smeared with excrement. It should be indicated that apart from the security guard there were no other visitors and the only person who used the toilet was Mr Asange. The security guard had to clean the dirty areas before he could use the toilet'
Was Assange actually just a turboNEET the whole time?
>shitgate was real
based and brownpilled
lmao
>Have diarrhea
>Need to update dead man's switch to prevent Samson Option
>No time to wipe fastidiously or wash my hands, better hurry up this shit because humanity needs me
Case Closed.
Based and NEETpilled
they filmed him the whole time, how petty.
what the fuck is happening to my timeline
kek
That'll teach them to stop turning the lights out.
Serves them right
Jesus christ... he doesn't look Indian.
He also threw out his piss bottles.
shit. that didn't work.
Shitspinners TFW
Does anyone else store their piss bottles in the kitchen?
One of us
The only video they have released is him on a skateboard... if any other allegations were true there would be video of that too.
They have photos and documentation of the scatman's behavior. Why are Wikilets so butthurt?
last image is fake m8 someone shooped the poop think its a decent shoop if i must say
Very offensive for Julian to be appropriating Indian culture like this
Fuckin saved
>Hey Pajeet, whatcha doin
He was locked up in the same tiny couple of rooms for years and years.
So he went mad.
Now he will be locked up in a cage on Cuba for the rest of his life.
SAD.
so they dont even know if it was him, they are just making an assumption. wow that means its fact to the media. this is what we are dealing with here. wtf.
Who else would be smearing shit in the bathroom Assange used?
your mom did it is my guess. prove me wrong
Me assuming the NSA payed me.
Call me when her smeared turds are in Daily Mail.
Lol.
>Call me when her smeared turds are in Daily Mail.
as if id take a pay cut getting a job writing fanfic to that blog
They didn't like Assange at the embassy. It's very likely the security guard smeared the shit himself to try to help get him kicked out. I believe that because despite the claims of Assange not taking care of himself his living quarters were pretty clean and didn't look like a neckbeard nest. I might believe he was smearing shit on lightswitches if he had pissbottles in his room or something, but it looks pretty average, pic related.
Why are Wikileaks cucks so mad about scatgate?
Maybe he is an honorary Indian and likes to wipe with his hand.
>Why are Wikileaks cucks so mad about scatgate?
you trust the media?
If anyone is an honorary Indian it's probably the Ecuadorians considering they are smelly immigrant caravan niggers.
look into your heart and ask yourself, who's more likely to get shit everywhere, long dead julian assange or some ecuadorian beaner security guard?
PoOpInG bAnDiT
He's simply lost control of his leaks.
Wikileaks is part of the media. Just look up how many celebrities supported them in the past.
>FECES WALL
I've been living all wrong all this time.
>Wikileaks is part of the media
i dont agree with you
>Wikileaks is part of the media
Wikileaks doesn't do journalism, it's not possible they're part of the media. All they do is take documents people give them and release them to the public.
Well technically you are right since for years they were a honeypot to collect leaks they never intended to publish.
That’s what journalism is.
>That’s what journalism is.
No, journalism is investigative and editorialized.
Guess you’re right, journalists don’t splatter their own shit on the bathroom wall either.
Apparently that's just Ecuadorian security guards, which journalists believe unquestioningly because brown people are correct and white people are bad.
I have a theory, ill share here. When Pamela Anderson, or whoever it was, visited Assange a few years ago, it was to kill him. But not quickly, and not peacefully. As punishment for obstructing thier methods, he was poisoned with methyl mercury. Over the course of years, a tiny dose will cause slow nuerological degeneration, resulting in dementia, paralysis, and death. This may be why he started irl shitposting. A much better way to take him out of the equation than killing him, as doing that would guarantee someone would take up his position. Instead, poison him with something that will eventually drive him insane.
It was obviously Assange shitposting user. You can’t live like a NEET for years and not start to become one unironically.
Assange can go fuck himself it was wikileaks who doxxed those ice agents last year.
D.A.K. 16.10.16
Agreed desu they haven’t done anything useful since the election.
>light switch on a wall in a toilet
I thought British building laws forbid the use of wall switches in toilets/bathrooms, and required the use of pullstring switches?
This story seems suspicious.
Why did he do it?
He either died or hes been a literal prisoner there, also wikileaks is no longer under his control pretty sure its just there now as a honey pot
He was playing with his ass, guaranteed. After all those years alone, and trapped in like studio, with access ONLY TO SHIT LIKE Jow Forums, you know he tried dat prostate massage.
Heck, he's probably behind all the trap posts on gif.
Seriously think about it. What else could it be?
Can someone tell me how he was able to stay there? Did he pay some kind of rent or were they literally housing and feeding him for free?
He didn't pay them anything and it cost millions to house him because of all the added security.
WHERE THE HELL ARE THE KEYS TO THE FILES? HE IS ARRESTED AND THEY SHOULD BE RELEASED NOW.
They don’t exist, it’s “the storm” for Wikileaks boomers.
Very lame. If anybody uses the excuse that he would release them if he is killed, then they are retarded. There is no way he would be offed in a USA prison. Manning would have already been killed if this was so.
Always thought that argument was for mongoloid WL supporters to eat up. No way the US is going to look bad by having a high profile prisoner randomly die.
top fuckin kek
(OP)
>Assange smeared shit CONFIRMED
IF THAT IS TRUE...
and it looks like it is 100% true then FUCK Assange.
I used to support him, but if he started doing this shit then FUCK HIM AND FUCK HIS MISERABLE LIFE.
Must be true then..... fuck off
How long do you think it will take before wikileaks finally stops denying it
Good point.
When I read several days ago of claims that he was skateboarding wearing his undies and smearing shit on walls I didn't believe it,
but next day I saw picture of him skateboarding in his shorts so I thought that the shit smearing might be true also.
Now I believe it, even tho there is no video of him doing it.
And the claims that the security guard at the Embassy smeared his own shit to set Assange up is not valid for me anymore.
Too bad they didn't took samples of that shit to compare it to Assange's DNA.
Fucking ungrateful fool.
Fascist ghosts
>editorialized
That’s kike journalism
maybe in new construction, but it wasnt that way before and they arent going to redo every fucking existing bathroom in the country to install a pullstring switch
He was filming scat porn with Pamela Anderson
>Assange smeared shit CONFIRMED
>how ironic that OP got dark brown color for his ID when posting about Assange's shit...lol
BTW, Thanks for the thread OP.
I didn't believe the rumors from several days ago, but now I do.
obviously the cia had a indian agent infiltrate the embassy
When you do better reporting with a turd and the wall then 90% of the media.
It’s pathetic. Ecuador didn’t need to give him asylum to begin with. I used to think what was said about him were lies but as I see more propaganda from WL and their arrogant attitude towards Ecuador I can’t really support them anymore.
>ASSange
>ASSylum
Why is this man obsessed with his own ass?
LOL. Good catch user.
Confirmed insane.
Lock him away and shock his brain until he forgets everything.
based and shitpilled
>Julian Assange performs a bizarre Kung Fu work out
Kek
Needs piss bottles in the corner