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Clean your room.
Wash your balls.
????
PROFIT.

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Shaving is for faggots.

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Cleanse your nations.
Wash your history books.

Everybody's got a lot of advice for me theses days.

are you telling me i will get a job, a wife, a house, knowledge, wisdom, health and Gods approvel just by shaving and washing my balls?
Will i become a rightous man?

Just a few years ago, on this site, MAGA faggots were complaining that the beard trend was a sign of degeneracy. They said you needed to be clean shaven.

Fucking conservative SJWs.

here's the best advice you'll get: kys

No but you really should wash your balls anyway.

This. And women.

>Shave your beard
I started shaving last week for the first time since I got out of rehab 10 months ago.

Need to know about the ???? in order to profit

Shaving your beard is like crossdressing. Leave the clean shaven look to women.
If your room is clean enough that you know where stuff is and you don't have any rotting food then that's good enough. A perfectly clean room is serious autism.
Wash your balls with care. Too much water or towel rubbing can leave them vulnerable to jock itch. It doesn't matter for fag boys but for anyone who moves their body it's a major issue.

Conclusion: OP is a crossdressing autist with an itchy, red ballsack.

???? = cut your foreskin
Why? Wahd you balls, because you need to be clean before circumisation can happen to prevent infections. After becoming a jew, you will attract shekels like no one else, thus "PROFIT"

>Shave your beard, Jow Forums.
I'm shaving faggit because of the mudskin trend.
If they want i have beard then obvious i must be shaved and fuck off.

Just use a hair razor like everyone else. You can have a short beard without looking like a muslim. The point is to not go clean shaven.

if you shave your beard for a woman, u deserve neither

I buzzcut, I shave my balls, groin and armpits. I don't have tattoos and piercings.

Feels good man.

Beardfags are disgusting. Get a job and raise a family, leaving scum on your face doesn't make you any more of a man and neither does drinking.

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Approves.

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thank god I am dark skinned but people thing I am a raza thug.

>bodyhair is icky!
Faggot.

We can't have men displaying even a single shred of masculinity, now can we? Shave your beard, your balls, let your girlfriend peg you, drink more onions, goy!

>RINSE YOUR SMEGMA

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fuck that I use El cheap walmart electric razor and do my hair and beard with it once it's long enough to bother me like it short in summer let it grow in winter usually to keep warm and cool respectively

>YES, GRANDMA, IT IS SOFT

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you do it once, you feel the breeze and you never be the same.

>he likes women who shave vagana
hahahaha FAGGOT

electric razor cost less then a haircut so why waste money do it yourself

>PICK YOUR NOSE

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Based and redpilled.

>Done.

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why shave armpit tho, ive once tried shaving it and it feels weird for me so i don't bother with it anymore

people who grow beards do it to cover their weak jaw/chin 99% of the time

don't forget to wash your peen before jumping off a building

unironically it helps with the smell and I have smelly armpits (I just sweat too much)

Mustache and stubble master race reporting in

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>Shave your beard
I was watching some TV show and it's amazing how much bacteria is in a beard.

i lived in tropical country and metropolitan city area so no matter you shave it or not your body still smell like shit, i just carry perfume and deodorant wherever i go.

All true, but if you have a weak chin, it's better to grow a beard, and learn how to maintain it & keep it neat.

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if you have a weak chin you should wear a dress

>i just carry perfume and deodorant wherever i go
Me too

There's no excuse for you to go around wearing a dress, you fucking degenerate.

Just watched the latest Owen Benjamin great as usual

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She's cute

try it, if someone objects tell them you have a weak chin

Is there any hope for us chinlets

Hahaha, fuck you no.

Women & children don't have hair on their face.

Why would women be on pol

t. faggot who can't grow a proper beard

Shut up and do what the celebrities tell you to do.

post your jawline