Passover

happy passover everyone.

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Mazel Tov

Is that a bone and an uncooked egg?

ITT jews commemorate their freedom from slavery

This Passover and Good Friday, lets all be friends.

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>annoying relatives
>shitty food
>boring service

god i hate passover

It is likely a hardboiled egg. Eggs were food of the aristocrats of the time thus has to be on the table for the remembrance of what they didn't have.

idk it's fun i think it always the adults to act like adults (have a few drinks etc) for a few hours and the kids get to be kids...

I thought chicken meat was food of the aristocrats because your average peasant would rely on eggs until the chicken died.
Maybe that's a regional thing?

whats that in the center foreskin paste

Same here.

Could be, though our seder has been edited so many times that the meanings could have been lost within the edits.

Probably horse radish. I normally see the jarred kind though.

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Kill yourself, Jew.

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you first tho goy :)

Hey, no need for that. Be good this Friday :)

Happy Passover!

Is it considered a mitzvah to make babies on passover?

How come even secular jews have a high birthrate in israel?

I guess u jews really like living life and making babies. It must be awesome in Israel, i hope i can visit someday.

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Goddamn Jewish food looks so disgusting.

it's actually really good, at least some of it, Motzah ball soup is pretty good.

why is there a ping pong ball on your plate retard

Follow your leader you faggot Nazi

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Chag pesach sameach from the Netherlands

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Awe, poor guy. Just remember, incel gets better. There are plenty of interests and hobbies u can cultivate even if u have to be alone. Sex and relationships arent everything.

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Who cares about Jewish tricks day?
Today is good Friday. meditate on what Jesus did for you.

>nazi
They are over 90 years old, give up already
>follow your leader
Fuck that, I ain't going to Argentina

plenty of need for it
blame Israel's PM NuttininYahoo

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hag sameah leaf

Slavery that never happened because the Ancient Egyptians didn't use slave labor.

it can't be both christfag?

So how well did that human bone taste?

How is it an Jewish trick? What was the last supper?
Never seen an egg before?
Yeah a lot of it does. I still refuse to touch gefilte fish. People claim fresh ones are good, but I am still skeptical. Though matzo ball soup is bomb, and while fried matzo looks like slop, it is still yummy.

Lol Jesus celebrated Passover himself.

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Anyone else's parents install the kosher switch?

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Kek

Passover is a nice holiday and a good time to reflect on what you have. I always enjoyed it growing up.

For those unfamiliar:

"This is the seder plate, and each food is symbolic for an aspect of Passover: A roasted shank bone represents the Pescah sacrifice, an egg represents spring and the circle of life, bitter herbs represent the bitterness of slavery, haroset (an applesauce-like mixture with wine, nuts, apples, etc.) represents the mortar used by the Jews in Egypt, karpas (or greens, often parsley) to represent spring.

Also placed on the table are three pieces of matzah — a cracker-like unleavened bread — that represent the bread the Israelites took with them when they fled Egypt, and salt water to represent the tears of the slaves. At your seat, you may see a specific wine glass (or kiddish cup). The Torah commands that (at least) four symbolic cups of wine be consumed during the Passover seder.

There may also be one or two extra kiddish cups at your table: One is a cup of wine for the prophet Elijah whose spirit visits on passover. In some families, a cup of water is set out for Moses’s sister Miriam. This new feminist tradition symbolizes Miriam’s Well, which provided water for the Israelites in the desert; it also symbolizes the importance of women during the Exodus.

On the chairs, you may see pillows. This is because on Passover you are supposed to recline at the table as a symbol of being free."

Its hilarious how Jews can trigger Nazi-larping Incels just by having a fun little celebration... can u imagine how fucked up u must be to get triggered by people having dinner and celebrating..?

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That plate is more ceremonial. But yeah some Jewish food tastes a bit odd, especially Ashkenazi cuisine, like gefilte fish. My family make delicious food though.

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Passover is the week of the Moshiach.

A kike leaf
That's it we've reached peak faggotry
Rake yourself in to the oven you fucking demon

Yeah, there is something weirdly calming and fulfilling about sitting at the table with all the relatives, having a drink, while the kids run around and do kid things in the background.
It's as if seeing the different stages of life and your familiar routine rituals is like a mental reassurance.

Oh shit i need one of those for my dick, your sister keeps complaining...

Nah jk, i wouldnt really bother your sister or anyone related to u, incel might be genetic and its cruel to create people who will suffer...

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Shalom!

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Oh shit, i looked it up and its for lab mice... feel sorry for the lab guy who has to do that...

Probably dont want to think of it before a meal lol

I was about to say that's hardly enough food, then I saw the parsley.

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Well, i guess the incels are adapting and learning to resist the bait, i guess they CAN learn like the velociraptors in jurassic park.

I just wanted to see nazi larpers spaz out and rant... now i jus having fucking blueballs.

Thanks alot stormfags, the one time someone WANTS YOU youre too busy to show up!

Fucking neets... no fucking excuse.

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Christcuck. Fuck Jews.

Fuck you traitor. Rope.

Are you eating some sort of fucking fried animal benis jewboi?

I wonder what it is. I'm not Jewish and don't know much about their food. Can one of you Jews enlighten me? I thought it looked like a lamb bone, but it does indeed appear to have a tube in the center.

Ah yeah, THATS the stuff!

Tell us about this "day of the gRope" ... it sounds pretty sexy... Does it have something to do with that BLACKED site that nazi larpers love to hate and hate to love?

I have a sneaking suspicion that all this nazi larp stuff is a viral marketing campaign for BLACKED interracial porn sites...

So go on... when did u come to realize that Jews were responsible for all your personal failures and humiliations?

Did u learn it from Jewtube? Ironic, isnt it?

=)

(I know youre prolly just a silly jew larping as a nazi-larper, but try to play along)

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yes, a passover seder plate consists of 6 symbolic foods:
Bitter herbs (morar) - or horseradish - symbolizes the bitterness of slavery (in Egypt), sits on a bed of lettuce (chazeret)
Charoset - a sweet sauce - symbolizes the mortar with which the Hebrews used to constructs buildings in Egypt
Karpas - a green vegetable, commonly parsley or celery, symbolic of hope and renewal, dipped into salt water and eaten (symbolic of "tears of the ancestors")
Zeroah - a shankbone, symbolic of the lamb sacrificed on the eve of Exodus. It is not eaten, purely symbolic.
Beitza - A hard-boiled egg represents the pre-holiday offering (chagigah) that was brought in the days of the Holy Temple.
Matzoh - unleavened bread

>Reddit spacing
>weak bants
>trying too hard
>Mutt flag
IN TO THE TRASH >>>reddit

The best part is making out with cousin after a sweaty dance.

Ah you are such a fucking killjoy. You'll be back when your free subscription to BLACKED runs out.

>his “bitter herbs” aren’t even bitter
You can’t please or honor God by cheating Him user.

Enjoyed a delicious seder last night. Thank you kindly, Leaf.

That sounds good. Do you all have more food as well? Is Seder like a big feast ala Thanksgiving?

leave this place redditfag

Are these guys Jewish? I just assume if they have over a million subs they're probably Jewish

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Their manager (((Stevie))) is a lesbian Jew as well as various staff members.

No doubt in my mind they are both Freemasons. They both speak and act like it..

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