PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - I AM EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Interview w/David Webb 4/18/19
youtu.be/SiLfwFfmmU4
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in FL 4/18/19
youtu.be/1hfx-R89Vt4
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart DC 4/18/19
youtu.be/M60yfkc4nxA
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart WH 4/18/19
youtu.be/RWK6GA-BzAk
>Time to Turn the Tables 4/18/19
youtu.be/sBSH8CwhK7I
>Pres Trump @WWP Soldier Ride 4/18/19
youtu.be/LyBvDL5E3n8
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Emirati FM Zayed 4/18/19
youtu.be/cfXENGsh9OM
>PressSec Sarah on Hannity 4/18/19
youtu.be/z8lu3C4Oul0
>KAC on FoxNews 4/18/19
youtu.be/NDVdht1cHfE
>KAC outside WH 4/18/19
c-span.org/video/?459942-1/
>Giuliani on FoxNews 4/18/19
youtu.be/xOOXZMrd8Rk
>AG Barr Press Conf on Mueller Report 4/18/19
c-span.org/video/?459919-1/
youtu.be/Qc41K9UNVew
>Bannon on OAN 4/18/19
youtu.be/JqTPWoxY6ls
youtu.be/caVqNZJu_GY
>DoDVideo: Albanian DM Visits Pentagon 4/18/19
dvidshub.net/video/672914/
>Pres Trump Interview w/Larry O'Connor 4/17/19
youtu.be/TBRd8KIZgaU
>Pres Trump Interview w/Eric Bolling 4/17/19
youtu.be/JZ_dfQvEkrc
>Pres Trump Interview w/Tom Hauser 4/15/19
youtu.be/dWqttsdwT98
>GOPAd: Thanks to Pres Trump's Tax Cuts Econ is Booming! 4/17/19
youtu.be/QMMXwaP44rc
>Pres Trump @Opportunity Zone Conf 4/17/19
c-span.org/video/?459901-1/
youtu.be/IX4S8V_GJew (full)

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=hCDAfa-NI-M
marketwatch.com/story/tech-stocks-plunge-because-investors-are-nervous-here-are-3-reasons-why-2018-10-10
investorplace.com/2018/10/is-this-the-end-big-tech-stocks/
investopedia.com/6-reasons-big-techs-given-up-for-dead-are-crushing-the-market-4588974
youtube.com/watch?v=hzTeLePbB08
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

MAGA

MAGA!!!

Will Trump really hang the traitors from the rafters?

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Yes, but only if you reply to this post with an AWOOOO!

I WAAAAAAAANTTTT BOOOOOOM

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No that's our job

MIGA

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mayb

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Did anyone else get insanely hard while watching this video?

He's totally my type too:
thicc, white and retarded

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BASED JEWISH MAN

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How can I tell if everyone in this thread but me isn't some sort of obese tranny nigger jewish muslim furry commie overkin stuck in a room out in San Fran? I don't think I can trust anyone else but me anymore.

Y'all can't handle all this funk: youtube.com/watch?v=hCDAfa-NI-M

Don't you just love Jews goyim?

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Is Barr /ourguy/ or no?

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Is they wrong tho

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more than sessions

way better than sessions

Should Trumo do a diet to encourage people to be more healthy?

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Yes, he's our guy and a half!

Why didn’t your mom put you in a trash bag, and throw you away when you were a fetus?

He's doing more than Sessions if that's anything to go by.

yes, physical health is pretty crucial to as productive happy mentally-healthy populace

No, but he's not anyone elses guy either. He's just pretty standard Republican from a bygone era

Based horse intifada.

yes and he should also make it illegal to be fat

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oh boy I cant wait for ANOTHER useless conversation on trump being a jew puppet despite assad being alive and jews getting exposed in the mueller report

A hat rack would have been an improvement over that turncoat faggot.

Better than the traitorous snake, Sessions.

Reminder that Rosenstein's wiretap and 25th Amendment Plan happened while Sessions was still at DOJ and I highly doubt he was unaware.

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What on earth did I just read?

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Based. Take all my money and instead of giving it to Israel we give it to niggers

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Actually, you can stop lying.

He was formerly Bush Senior's Right Hand Man.

Maybe he is sickened by the Clinton/Obama takeover of the DOJ.

Hey, a lot of us pedes are big-boned. Nothing wrong with being husky.

Oy vey!
Don't worry goyim i'll totally build the wall next term just vote for me again!

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Which one is the male?
You literally can't tell.

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Found Trump's card

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MNYGA!

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This is distilled tism.

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wait a minute, rosenstein is not only jewish, but a supporter of israel too!
how does this tie into the jewish puppet narrative for trump?
any takers? anyone? no?

I can hear the Shekels in this New Zealander

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AWOOOO!

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Oof

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He doesn't have the STAMINA of a younger man like tucc. It's something that happens a lot with age, that low-T and all.

Trick question. Both.

I want to say the top one but I have a feeling they both have benis or they're the same, uh, thing.

I heard Charzard's anuses are hot as fuck

upper is male

I get 3.8 shekels every year.

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Fox News is not your fren.

Attorney General Hat Rack would have indicted every living democrat while Sessions was busy sleeping.

Jahseh was essentially a clout martyr.

Everyone is claiming this was a random robbery, but it's clear what was actually happening: his killers were driven to take his life solely for the sake of clout. They wanted infamy of their own and found it in gunning down a 20-year old.

As Jah was taking his final breath, he was surrounded by kids taking video and pictures of him. Why? For clout. No one was taking his pulse, no one was calling 911, everyone was standing around with their phones out as his body was clinging to life.

The moral lesson of Jahseh's life story should be a cautionary tale of the horrors of social media and how it's fucked our society beyond belief.

RIP Jah. See you in Heaven...

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i wish it was legal to kill lardasses

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Seems like he's the cleanup guy to me
Was he retired before coming back to the DOJ?

>putting a link at the bottom of your meme
>not archive
the kikes literally cannot help themselves when trying to clickbait

Based Nintendo
>furry wants to rape Pokémon

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yeah you are wrong about that. hannity is very virile, believe me :3

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thanks

>trump gets /sg/ to shit their pants with a single tweet

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Shame about that Rand guy though?

...

Based

Statistically, republicans are more overweight than democrats.

yes and no.
My guess is he will be useful for Trump at a cost. Trump will not end up draining the swamp as he promised, but that probably wasn't going to happen anyway. Trump is also probably going to do more for Israel than most on Jow Forums would want. I figure Trump has come the conclusion that he's going to have to do more for a neocon leaning geopolitical agenda to get some of his domestic nationlist leaning policy passed. Barr is part of that bargain.

>6 posts in instead of one
Mate, you're losing your touch.

This is chaos.

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did some research and found the dot com bubble since i forgot but since somone else already responded and you to him ill continue
oh really i see a lot of links giving you the win, like:
>marketwatch.com/story/tech-stocks-plunge-because-investors-are-nervous-here-are-3-reasons-why-2018-10-10
or
>investorplace.com/2018/10/is-this-the-end-big-tech-stocks/
but don't worry we are still on 3th year of trump so we still have so much data to analyze later on
and seems like the market might come back on that front
>investopedia.com/6-reasons-big-techs-given-up-for-dead-are-crushing-the-market-4588974

which side is it with the fat acceptance movement?

>thinking you can trust yourself

Get a load of this guy!

What's the original source for that picture? I feel like I have seen that painting before but it escapes me.

No where did you even get that from?

that doesn't change my mind at all

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Tbh I'd still fuck the lower one.
The upper one looks like a guy with a vagina while the lower one looks like a girl with a penis.

Rape?
Vaporeon is the horny slut, not me.
If anything, she'd be raping me

Lol manlet voicing his (((opinion))) on a $30M political opinion hit piece

That correlates with age.

i hate this gay earth

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Yes, there is. You are less useful in every aspect of life. You cannot walk as far, cannot lift as much, cannot sustain effort as long. You use more calories yet do less work. You are a waste of food, time, and space. Choosing to let yourself be a bloated glutton is worse than suicide because suicide is inflicted on yourself and you inflect yourself on everyone else.

Stop stuffing your face and start working out. You only get one life, you're fucking it up.

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youtube.com/watch?v=hzTeLePbB08

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>MIGAtard
>calling someone a Kike
*snap*

Bottom. They always put in way more effort then the average woman.

literally nothing wrong with B-cups

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They're probably scrambling to delete anything political
Miiverse stage in Smash 4 was already filled with unmoderated shitposts until Miiverse died

That's not true at all. 90% of blacks vote Democrat and they are the most overweight group by far.

>also
>there was more

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statistically black people commit a disproportionate amount of crime related to their low percentage of the american population, and they vote overwhelmingly democrat.

your point?

do you have that webm of him throwing haymakers like a retard in the gym

>kike
>trying to deflect from posting non archive links
*honk*

Barr's most useful purpose is he supposedly abhors the idea of corruption within the Justice Department. In the wake of the Mueller investigation, he's exactly the kind of man you want to lead the clean-up crew to root out the people who abused their positions in the FBI, DOJ, and Intelligence Agencies.

Otherwise, he's not particularly aligned with Trump. That's fine, because cleaning up the intelligence agencies and federal law enforcement takes precedence right now.

Press F to pay your respects.

Gone, but not forgotten.

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Bottom
Male eye sockets
Make chin line

Fuck diets.

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>literally nothing wrong with B-cups

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