LIVE PD ROLLCALL (PRESHOW) - STARTS AT 8:00 PM EST LIVE PD - STARTS AT 9:00 PM EST AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT
>What the fuck is LIVE PD? MORE THAN 30 CAMERA CREWS FOLLOW AROUND 8 POLICE DPTS IN 8 STATES AND IT'S LIVE - ALMOST ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN - COPS BE COPPIN' AND NIGS BE NOGGIN' - EVERY EPISODE IS A 90% GUARANTEED POLICE CHASE. ITS THE HIGHEST RATED TRUE CRIME SHOW ON TV RIGHT NOW.
>Hurr durr it's not actually live CONFIRMED FOR LESS THAN 15 MINUTE DELAY - JUST ENOUGH TIME TO BLEEP WORDS AND CUT THE FEED IF A NOG GETS TURNED INTO SWISS CHEESE. ITS AS LIVE AS A SHOW LIKE THIS CAN POSSIBLY BE ON NETWORK TV.
>Why is this on Jow Forums? WHO LIKES TO DISCUSS LAW & ORDER AND WATCH ANIMALS GET MANHANDLED BY ZOOKEEPERS MORE THAN US? THIS IS Jow Forums RELATED B/C LAW AND ORDER IS INHERENTLY POLITICAL
>What Channel? A&E NETWORK - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU ARE TOO JEWISH TO HAVE NETWORK TELEVISION.
Y'know, yeah yeah black people wanting fried chicken jokes and all that shit. Fuck that: I'm white as white can be and my three favorite foods are sushi, mac & cheese, and FRIED CHICKEN. Fried chicken is fucking AMAZING and I'll knife-fight anyone who argues with me. Also he had an ankle monitor on. Fucking kek. >axe
Yeah, I really wanted to see how far I could go. I found out, painfully. I may have. >be me >22 y/o arrogant faggot >bang adderall while drinking aforementioned addy-laced monster 5-hour energy hellpotion >feelsgoodman >feelsREALLYgoodman >after about a year >it's st. patty's day >been up for 48 hours drinking that stuff and snorting addys already >it's st. paddy's day >decide I'm a big boy >before work, take more addys with King Kobra malt liquor no, I'm not a nigger, just stupid and poor >anyway >on the 10-minute walk to work >everything looks weird >all the lights have giant halos >feel like I'm dying >get to work, vomit in the toilet >it's entirely blue, as I've ingested nothing but liquor, monster and amphetamines for the past 2 days >clock in like normal >no one around (rural area) >8 hour shift >every second is agony >gonnadie.jpg >feel my body convulsing >see myself in the third person as I am >fucking retard >see the weirdest, hazy light, slowly fading >see myself in the 3rd person, walking into the horizon >see myself look back over my shoulder at me, disappointed >feel like my favorite TV show just got cancelled then I came to, somehow made it through the rest of my shift, got home, laid down, and never touched hard drugs again
Good evening, lads. I've arrived late. Just opening my bottle of 2010 vintage Rioja. Letting it decant as I nosh on my charcuterie board. How's everyone else doing?
Good for you man, I still take em once in a blue moon but not nearly the amounts especially since the person I get them from is a close friend who turned literal tranny communist so it feels bad seeing them now
Are you guys all watching on youtube? Op link didn't work for me
Lucas Rodriguez
>I still take em once in a blue moon Moderation is key. If you can just do a little, it's probably not much worse for you than coffee. I know a guy who OD'd on caffeine alone. >a close friend who turned literal tranny communist Now *I* want a greentext.
Wyatt Rodriguez
Just admit you like trannys
Jaxon Nelson
real stat >a drunk driving fatality happens every 50 hours in RI
Adrian Butler
I just searched "Live PD" not sure if OP link is today's episode.
Brody Parker
Working fine here
William Russell
When Americans use place names from Bongland but pronounce it differently
Brandon Hernandez
it is todays episode and its checked for working currently along with the other 2 links.
Lincoln Phillips
Fart pills
Kevin Lewis
>universal studios commercial >so many kids doing Fortnite dances Maybe anti-vaxxers aren't so bad.
David Flores
good lord, they'd be breaking up a fight at seacrets every week
A local dentist in my area has a commercial of one of his employees dabbing while the child patient is doing the fortnite dance.
William Morris
>Just admit you like trannys If it's wrong to want to her power bottom, I don't want to be right.
Ian Taylor
I don't think Richland County is featured tonight
Aiden Thomas
>Animals on the Loose episode
Nigga edition?
Nathaniel Jackson
WHATS YOUR WATCH PARTY LOOK LIKE Jow Forums?
Jordan Stewart
whites dont have kids
Jordan Martin
I was thinking the same thing.
James Morgan
>be atl fag >having a get together at my house for atl united title game in the mlels >get text from unknown number >"hey it's Molly I'm coming to your thing >who TF are you I'm thinking >mid thought get follow up text saying "formerly (male name beginning with M) >allofmywat.jpg >have been already day drinking I celebration so don't give any fucks and ask whatever questions come to my mind >apparently he's been on hrt for well over a year at this point and is STILL dating the same girl from high school >ask him why they're together >"well we're both gay so" Best part was my friend who had just got back from the marines that was pretty much best friends with the trans guy thought I was bullshitting him until he actually got to my house and saw said tranny dude. Shit was fine otherwise just a huge surprise. Some of us think his gf manipulated him into it for whatever reason because she's a psycho bitch, any other questions just ask. Also he was a commie before the trans shit
