What's something that can fit in my pocket and provide me with entertainment and kill time...

What's something that can fit in my pocket and provide me with entertainment and kill time? I've got this job with a lot of dead time

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Pocket books, they're great.

whats the job

A gun. Best part is it can also kill you.

a pocket vibrator so you can stuff more items up your ass

Phone app games

Flip lighter, pen, knife, drugs, hackey sack, harmonica, laser pointer, bandanna... Tons of shit.

E-books. Nintendo switch. Phone.

Get a pen and start pen-spinning, get a small notebook and you can start sketching too

Dab. Pen.

Take a set of gloves, and wear a sleeveless shirt under your shit. When you have some free time, get some exercise in. Then you can get paid to get shredded.

Tour guide, I have 3 tours a day but half of my day is spent doing nothing

Your pocket? A phone? You might get in trouble so dont abuse your privilege.

Butterfly Knife

I don't think I can fit a Nintendo switch in my pocket but I might consider getting a gameboy or something like that

But then I won't have battery for the rest of the day and people won't be able to reach me. And powerbank is not an option because my charging hole doesn't work. I have to charge it with a special station

a crack pipe

Get a new 2ds my guy

Sketchbook and pencil. Learning to draw is rewarding.

A tuna-peanut-butter-sammich

your dick

Get you a cannabis vape pen and an ipad. Time wasters supreme.

nice

Get a modded psp, vita, or 3ds and load the thing up with games.

smart phone or a fidget spinner

It’s fairly small since you can detach the controllers. I manage to stuff it in my jacket pocket.

You got style my friend