When they mention an ex but you have no ex to counter with

>when they mention an ex but you have no ex to counter with
what do you even do in these situations

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>what do in these situations
Have sex with her

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NOT a good idea

They shouldn't be mentioning their ex, unless it's in an incredibly unflattering light. And bonus if it annoys you that much you can dump them and then you would have an ex to mention

I'm not in a relationship with them it was just casual small talk but people do it to size themselves up versus others

no they don't, moron, you only think she was because you didn't have a story of your own to relate.

Are you sure people work like that

Yes, most people have ex's, it wouldn't weed anyone out in a meaningful way.

I think it's a test if you don't

at some point you simply get barred from romantic human relationships if you don't have experience just like jobs

you're bad at what you do, friend

bad at what

what is this even supposed to mean

you can't even play coy well, look at you.

>Make meaningless post
>Haha gotcha

maybe if you lurk more you'll get better

fuck off retard

you know I'm right, user

I know you're a retarded american

you need to practice

practice what

Make one up.

:^)

didn't know pretending to be retarded was a meme here

>cynicism is bad and wrong
wew