Brit/pol/ - Easter Weekend Edition

Hope you have a good one.

>Journalist shot dead in Derry after rioting in the city
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-47985469

>Knife crime: Prince Charles calls for end to 'pervasive horror'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47985268

>John Curtice: The Tories are feeling the heat as voters desert them in droves for the Brexit Party
telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/04/18/tories-feeling-heat-voters-desert-droves-brexit-party/

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I'm building my Jerusalem.
Revel in its glory.

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False flag

I love Jenna

guten Morgen my friends, on holiday in Germany, just enjoyed a nice cup of coffee didn't I

Morning.

I'm losing my Sanity lads and I don't like that it probably can't be helped.
Also having Paul McCartney's Pipes of Peace stuck in your head blaring for a week straight now isn't helping.

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is she a half poo or not cunt just fucking tell me

What's the weather

whose guten morgen?

she cute

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25 atm, pretty warm, 3 espressos in i think i might shit myself x

Oh no..

OH NO NO NO NO

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I'm stuck in 2 minds for these shithouse MEP elections.

I feel i should vote UKIP but with Cuckgon leading UKIP in my area I really don't want to give them my vote.. On the other hand I feel UKIP is a lot better than Nige's new party...but at the end of the day nothing matters anyway so who cares

>Voting UKIP

Just type Dankula or Saragon into twitter and look at the pictures

Dude vote Sargon, I'm mad there's no nationalist meme candidate in my area to vote for.
MEPs are powerless anyway. It's pure spectacle, you want someone who can stand up and irl shitpost like Nige does.

Do UKIP in the local, Brexit in the European

Honestly I hope UKIP works out and brexit happens so we Americans can fuck you dumb cunts over even harder ahaha. your GDP is gonna get fucked and the rest of the world will profit.

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Wired; I read that in his voice automatically.

weather is decent again

first sip of the day and then a nice long walk desu

So I hear they are killing dykes in NI now, or was it just a coincidence?

nar it's true, some dyke journalist got gunshot fi dead raassscleeet

>gunshot fi dead raassscleeet

kek
Jamaicans are some of the only black people I don't automatically hate and not even sure why

>Add birthday to the filter
>17 hidden threads

I don't know who I hate more: potheads or larping neo-Nazis

Why would she be?

she looks like she has some poo in her

its doctor who not doctor poo

>>>/reddit/

Is this what living in London is like?

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why didn't he just reverse and run the fuckhead over?

self-defence is illegal m8.

Why didn't he shoot knifeman?

C R O Y D O N

That is just when you ask for bacon.

Yes! the future is bright for los Estados Unidos de America!

Bacon and egg butties and a nice cuppa before I drive to Newcastle.

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>whose guten morgen?

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Dianne Abbott caught slamin' tinnies on the tube.

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>slammin tinnies
come home australian man you do not belong in crooked tooth land

Newfag, why didn’t you turn up at the Safari park?

Why are the press gushing so much over that lezzer in Ireland?

Thats what a coverup looks like.

>HURR DURR EVRYTHIN IS A CONSPIRACY
Cringe

It's almost as if we invented the language init you fucking bogan

>init
yeah you can stay where you are but the other blokes welcome

> burn baby burn

why do you envy me for waking up and vomiting?

Fuck that, I’m moving to NZ

what the fuck are you talking about

>going to knock off communistic islamified australia
that's fine by me mate

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lol

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Some welsh faggot probably

Why are you so mad that my trade is in demand in middle earth?

the NHS and drinking tins on trains are the only two noble and honourable british institutions. I stand with diane

Bump

Fuck off

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Sargon is easily to the right of Nigel Farage these days. By far the best option.

Just got back from a nice 10,000 step walk

The weather is so nice and I need to lose weight before summer starts

Don't be such a contrarian cunt. You know the right way to vote, you're just trying to act cool on the Internet.

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>Just got back from a nice 10,000 step walk

I recon you should do it again just incase you miscounted, boy would you have egg on your face if you only did 9,999 steps

Lord Buckethead is one of the baddies now

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it was a false flag by the globalists

your vote doesn't matter so you might as well vote for a meme

OOOOIH TOMMEH ROBBINSON
TOMMEH
TOMMEH
TOMMEH
AN IS BUS
OOOOOO
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Why werent you at the safi park? I lamped some cunt i thought was you but it was just an escaped chimp.

Is this the third time you’ve made this shit joke?

Yeah, and i might make it a couple more times. What you going to do about it cunt?

Cave your throat in at Charnock Richards you cunt

>>tommeh buys a bus
>>buses have wheels
>>wheel = circulure
>>circle = kike

Tommy controlled op confirmed

Same as all I reckon and find it unfunny and you a daft twat

Is there actually such a thing as BBC TV license survaillance vans and do they actually work? Can they use any of it’s ‘findings’ as evidence in court?

Also, what’s the deal when BBC visits to inspect the house? I can tell them to fuck off yeah? They can’t obtain a warrant can they?

Thanks in advance boyos.

Hi user. My name's Amit.

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No, they have no such equipment. If they did it would be years ahead of the stuff used by the MoD.

You can tell the goons to do ones and most of the time they will and forget it but if you live in a council house or are a renter they will go to a Magistrates' Court and get a summons, which will then turn I to a warrantif you don't appear, which despite what people on the internet may say is legal and will get expensive.

2pm.

Stfu lardarse, dont you have mexicans to welcome? This isnt seppo/pol/ so gtfo.

Theyre bullshit. They have never diclosed how they are supposed to work to a court, as you have to do with spped cams and similar. They have no right of entry unless accompanied by police with a warrant. Which they may be able to get but wont bother. They mainly rely on peoples ignorance. You can also withdraw their implied right of access to stop them knocking on your door.

it was a false Fleg but the DUP busted them a week in advance.

not exactly king arthur tier is it?

Apparently they used to be able to detect the oscillator used to decode broadcast signals, but that was weak anyway, and digital devices dont use them .

How many of you guys actually go to the last night of the Proms?

Never been. There was brief talk a couple of years back about a brit/pol/ outing, but tbqh spending time irl with the autists on here sounds like hell on earth, so idk.

daily reminder UKIP is a false flag party designed to suppress the Leave vote, infiltrated by MI6. State actors are deliberately trying to tarnish the Leave vote by making UKIP unelectable.

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Lovely Saturday morning to just stand up and shout *ahem * FUCK POVVOS

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>brit/pol/ outing
I always hear about these Jow Forums meetups and think fuck that. Sounds like an easy honeypot.
>but tbqh spending time irl with the autists on here sounds like hell on earth
It'd be weird. I'm sure most people are normal, buuuut.

fuck arriva

Why weren’t you at the Albert dock you pussy?

Sucking cock, or driving cabs?

Because I like to live where the sun actually goes above the horizon

Sucking cab driver cock. Like when he was homeless.

Thanks boys.

Yeah just bought a house now, so not renting. I don’t watch any BBC whatsoever, so I declared not needing a license. But I’m guessing they will probably visit anyway to follow up.
If I let them into the house, what will they do? Check my Smart TV, Laptop, PC, PS4 for what?
I’m also having the dish removed from the house, as it’s the previous owners. Therefore the only way I could get any BBC programs would be through the internet.

So yeah, I should be fine then.
Thanks lads.

Not joking, it wasn't until a few months ago that I found out that in English winter the sun doesn't go up, it just goes "across", and there is a really high chance that your backyard won't get any sun (What the actual fuck?). England is literally a dirt patch in someone's basement jej.

>actually contacting the TV License Agency
you already fucked up lad. enjoy your harrasment, fine and inevitable imprisonment.

wtf, that's not true lad. not here in the south anyway

*dies in a wildfire in 50c heat*
haha yeah, WE are the dirt patch

Why? I don’t watch any BBC

Pussied out as usual, none of you cunts have the bottle to fight me

>it just goes "across"

Wut?

>t I found out that in English winter the sun doesn't go up, it just goes "across",

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